this comment on the Better Offline reddit is a perfect distillation of how I feel about AI. AI was 'useful' because it was assumed that the person on the other side would treat it as human generated content. Now that everyone knows it's not, we're all just spamming each other and not reading.

University administrators simultaneously gratified as Pitt takes #69 in national college rankings.

time to log on and see how america has shat itself today

Look what I found

now is the time for Tylenol social media to drop the “We Didn’t Start Autism” Billy Joel parody video

Excited for my government mandated kook cure to arrive because I slavishly and obsessively memorized Broncos numbers as a child.

every time i load this app it angers me in new and profound ways

The coolest thing about Pitt is since 1980, they’ve produced maybe the best defensive player all time, a top 5 corner all time, a top 5 receiver all time, 2 top 15 all-time RBs, another top 50 all-time RB, and their best season was getting slaughtered by Utah at the fiesta bowl

Imagine if we had an accurate quarterback

can't wait to lose on backbreaking field goals two weeks in a row

And we will continue to suffer with it for the rest of our lives because fake, cheap answers cost less than paying people to find the answers accurately.

ads for ICE might be the most evil thing I've seen on TV

I don't know that I can do Pitt and Broncos playing offense like this for another year

Broncos? Are they bad?

Every AI company can write "Sorry, this answer might be bullshit" under everything and that means it's okay

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

It really doesn't get much clearer than this that corporate greed kills people

Today in Shirts That Now Fit Me

Nexstar is currently awaiting approval from the FCC and FTC on a $6.2 Billion acquisition of TEGNA.

This is probably obvious but the consolidation of the American economy into a handful of companies makes it a lot easier for a single strongman to control the economy

John Oliver is going to do something very funny and very true and then we get to see this happen all over again

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

The pizza delivery dude just told me "I know you like our sauces so I threw in some extra ranch" and it's a 12oz squeeze bottle of shop-made ranch. This is the highest honor you can give to a Midwesterner. I would follow that man to Hell and back.

mood

One of my favorite moments on the old site was getting retweeted by Ben Shapiro (ew) but then renaming myself “Ben Shapiro Sucks Shit”

It's the best, beats the rest, cellular, modular, interactivodular

At least Pitt won something

I can’t believe this weekend of football for me

I cannot believe this

is that good

*moves Bo Nix magnet from bad to good column* I have always said this

Slimming Punt shirts

People telling me their Punt shirts are worn out gives me life

Lol, I did the same

This is my legacy. Should do another run.

*logs off*

oh boy

pitt gonna lose

100% yes

pitt? are you aware of pitt?

*observes pitt*

Backyard brawl time!

Who saw this Pitt performance coming? That’s right, anyone who has ever watched Pitt.

Imagine if we could throw a ball

not enjoying Pitt

Let Us Go Pitt

For those who heard the strikeout whistle when Donald Trump was shown on the video screen at Yankee stadium last night, I’m told it was played accidentally. I was told the technician meant to click on “Hail To The Chief” but pressed the whistle by mistake.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Those pleats require a fifth level concentration spell

look at the pants the AI decided my dnd character should have