My biggest complaint of the World Cup (non obvious corruption division) is never knowing what time a game will start. Is it 10? 11? 1?

Breaking News: Team whose fans sing Country Roads has been eliminated and will again fail to win a championship (something they have never done)

Same ol’ USMNT

Weeeeelllllllllllp

It’s all good we’ll have a good team in another 30 years when we host again it’s fine

aw

No one who has written a purple Connection category will see heaven

Everyone worked up over FIFA corruption. What we need is a pausa de hidratación

Anyway, here’s wonderwall

prepare the takes

goddamnit no

"Altitude is all in your mind" is one of the funniest things a sports announcer could say.

The most profane chant imaginable has just been birthed in the stands of Mexico/England. They are calling it The Slur.

airplanes

A pirate with a butt for a face

NYT reporting hundreds of people are refusing Secret Service orders to leave, one is blaming liberals in the weather service

You spent how much to put WordArt on the field?

POV you just deposited a $17 chili dog in a 140-degree portajohn at the Great American State Fair

they just showed mason plumlee nuggets highlights in a fox world cup preshow

mom watching how I load the dishwasher

(n) the smell of a podcast studio

It’s time to do what the Founders intended for this great country: take a GLP1 shot, overindulge anyway, and then blow up a toilet

Jeep Wave (for white people only)

A whole lot of discourse could be aboided if people understood "people can have multiple emotions at the same time"

Me: I need to do chores Also me: what if you reorganized your autism baubles instead

what an asshole

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

The neighborhood cancelled their fireworks show because of fire danger (justified and correct decision). Time to log onto nextdoor and facebook and see the measured responses

all of this and the show will look like shit because it'll be a hanging smoke cloud that blocks the actual fireworks. All so Number Can Be Biggest

“put it in gob”

it used to take an hour to download a 10 mb GIF with him replaced by Blanka or Zangief, but i remember it being worth it

ok but what be would a *good* victory song for the usmnt and why is the only answer “party in the usa”?

listen if you wear a fancy Carhartt shirt you automatically know the words to Country Roads

Country Roads is terrorism to me

NOISES

Some of you are a little too worried about a RED card in soccer and not worried enough about the ORANGE man in the White House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when you kill the American game for another 20 years with one call

Wow even the crowd doesn’t want to be around Alexi Lalas

in my biggest dad voice: yeah but there going to be looking into the sun next half. gotta keep it tight

The US can try to do euro chants all it wants but as soon as they hit the “Ref You Suck” or 4 syllable clap-clap-clap chants it feels authentic

lol Jared is aiming for some BS ambassadorship after he’s out

I know that this is a shitty american take, but 'no one knows how much time is left except one guy' is such a hard thing to accept

tonight feels like Pitt getting into the top 25 and about to open the ACC schedule at home in a “winnable” game against like, UNC. anyway we know how that goes

England/Mexico crowd at the Azteca might be an all-timer

ohohohohohoho that sound is a million comment sections exploding

A West Bromwich Albion flag hanging up in Atlanta. What a scene

Thanks, email.