Every male snowboarder looks like a slob who wants to sell you drugs and every female snowboarder is breathtakingly beautiful

Ahead of tonight’s dueling halftime shows, a reminder that the cost of diggy is out of reach for many Americans

It sucks that gen AI is stuck with us for the rest of human history and things will never be the way they used to be again

Every word of this sentence gets more insane the further you read

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

olympics: don't change our logo at all, or our lawyers will kill you with hammers also olympics, showing ai slop during the opening ceremony:

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

I don’t need AI video in my Olympic opening shit

Hi, I’m the French winter athlete who just ate shit in front of the entire world

Shaun White: Amazing, Incredible. incredible. incredible Amazing amazing incredible. I’ve been there. Amazing. I’ve partnered with incredible amazing incredible. Brand

I would simply dodge it

I need a Muppet College Gameday where the only human is Saban.

The LA Opening Ceremony is going to be absolute hot garbage huh

this might be the most NPR story

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

Look at this asshole

Absolutely a murder hobo who refuses to play 2024 rules because they got rid of the word “races”

Checking out the sporting venues of Milan

Wordle loot boxes incoming

Your daily reminder that Rock Lobster is the worst song ever produced by humankind

It’s weird that some songs that were popular get memory-holed once they’re a decade or so old and don’t make it onto adult contemporary radio and such Like I haven’t heard Creed in years (good thing) or Mr Big (bad thing) but they were both on the radio all the time

Avs look like garbo tonight

go Avs imo

I read the headline “Ice Halts All Traffic on Pittsburgh Rivers” and I had a momentary burst of anger before I was like, “Oh, you mean like frozen water? Carry on then.”

The most important life lesson you can learn is that bad things never happen to powerful people

POTATO BREAD

I’d drink it. What’s the worst that could happen

Painted this fella and realized: It’s the most Tampa Bay Buccaneers DnD mini ever made

Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026

Having a libertarian governor sucks www.cpr.org/2026/01/29/c...

Me in my most pitt outfit about to drop the f bomb after they throw a 95 yard pick six

Are the Avs bad now? My column:

god yes

garbanzo

I swear to god bluesky is 'what if we made the 2016 democratic primary an entire website forever'

If we're at the point where the only person we can find to attend the Pro Bowl Games is Shedeur then just pack it up, NFL.

The Broncos had a fucking awesome season you guys.

I saw that too and I tried it, but it didn’t work for me.

I’ve never considered myself as old as I am, but the fact that I suddenly can’t seem to type for shit on a phone keyboard has me concerned I’m Truly Old

Always a good sign

Go Seahawks imo

I mean we weren’t beating either of these teams

Hey Im southernaccent trustyman and im in a field of barley. My wireless network gets insane amount of pussy. And if you heard otherwise? You aint the sharpest cob in the corn

Turned on the NFC game. You can score points in football?

I had processed a loss this week so it felt like house money. Gonna stew over leaving points on the board. Once it became a rock fight in snow and we were down, it just kinda felt like it was over then. Stidham did well enough. The pick sucks but that felt more like desperation. Timings were off

I can feel my feet now, so that’s good

I’m very cold

Aw man