Mark Primiano
@doctor1hundred.bsky.social
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I'm a steady hand. I'm your cutter man.
Pro wrestlers being unable to use bolt cutters is never not funny.
10 minutes ago
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That ref has just a truly tragic haircut.
about 2 hours ago
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I'm 94 surgeries away from tying my shelter's record for most surgeries performed in a single year and I spend far too much time thinking about it.
about 2 hours ago
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Three little pigs.
about 12 hours ago
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I know it isn't dangerous but there is that small voice in my head that finds how easily and often we're seeing the aurora borealis terrifying.
about 15 hours ago
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Good afternoon, Boo Boo (who is now available for adoption).
1 day ago
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Seeing so many people celebrating ICE supposedly leaving Chicago and I feel like Swan on the subway train saying "when we get there, that's when we made it".
1 day ago
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Dude looks like the personification of motion smoothing.
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2 days ago
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Book 34 of the year. Stephen Graham Jones is the best horror writer going right now. Excited to read the sequel.
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2 days ago
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I stopped at the record store on my way home from the library and while I was petting a nice dog in the store, the owner went "Were you on TV recently with a black kitten?" and it made me laugh really hard.
2 days ago
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Dick Durbin is 80 years old and has been a politician longer than I've been alive. The man either has less savvy than a small child or thinks you do.
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2 days ago
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The only time I ever see articles/posts about "performative dudes" is when you all repost them. Knock it off.
2 days ago
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The Chiberian tiger stalks his frigid realm.
2 days ago
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I love shoveling snow (even the gloppy heart attack stuff out there this morning).
3 days ago
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I want them to put it on physical media so bad. I love this show.
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4 days ago
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The nice thing about my city being under siege is seeing everyone actually unite and step up about it. Thousands of tired and angry people getting to every day and continuing to fight the good fight because that's what has to be done and frankly, it fucking rocks.
4 days ago
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Kat Abughazaleh
4 days ago
SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack. But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
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Patrick Cosmos
5 days ago
The Vengabus is coming. It is happening again.
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Alli DeJong
6 days ago
(REM voice) Radial Free Europe
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
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The Tribune is openly publishing shit to embarrass these clowns. People in cop neighborhoods like Edison Park are openly taunting and mocking these clowns. They are going to lose.
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7 days ago
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/extremely Southern accent "Frankenstein Bugonia, if I had legs I'd kick you!"
7 days ago
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Evan Palmer
7 days ago
There was too much to draw in this episode. Later, Vegeta just floats in the ocean having a real Principal Skinner moment.
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Hello, beautiful.
7 days ago
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If by "it", you mean "her uterus and ovaries", I did!
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7 days ago
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I have still only found one purpose for the weird pockets they put on the bottom front of scrub tops: kitten pouch.
7 days ago
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I grew up Catholic and nothing could possibly make me go back but it still feels really damn good seeing Chicago Pope say the things that religion is supposed to be about and in a language our leaders can't pretend they don't understand.
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7 days ago
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There is not and can be no reconciliation for this.
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8 days ago
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Z H Challah esq., Cavalier of the 8th
8 days ago
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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Man, it's almost like if you give people something better to vote for than "well I'm not the other guy" they actually seem motivated to get out and vote!
8 days ago
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ALL YOU FASCISTS BOUND TO LOSE!
8 days ago
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More like Losesome Earle-Sears.
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8 days ago
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Like, try and picture how a guy named Juan Pierre would play baseball, what his skillset would be. You were right!
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8 days ago
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Juan Pierre has probably one of the best baseball names of the past 25 years.
8 days ago
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Got another "has anyone told you that you look like Colin Farrell?" today and that will absolutely never get old.
8 days ago
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Herring refuses to accept that the time to look like a vampire has passed.
8 days ago
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This was one of the three NES games we actually owned for some reason.
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8 days ago
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The only good thing about Dick Cheney is the joke he inspired in season 1 of the criminally underrated TV show Patriot.
9 days ago
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Good morning indeed!
9 days ago
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Finally caved in and tore down my garden for the year. I am not ready for the next four months of darkness.
9 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
10 days ago
our neighbor got abducted the other day and the neighborhood is raising money to help out his wife and kids until he gets free. Any help/shares are appreciated
gofund.me/7c2338d40
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Donate to Help Jesus's Family During His Unjust Detention, organized by Andrea Juracek
NOTE: All funds raised will be going to Jesus's trusted neighbor, Denni⦠Andrea Juracek needs your support for Help Jesus's Family During His Unjust Detention
https://gofund.me/7c2338d40
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I did it. I'm not happy about it.
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11 days ago
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The Frightening Feud final is about to happen in 10 minutes! Get in here and donate!
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11 days ago
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Frightening Feud is about to start! I just ate a mixture of cheese, giardinera, and Malort!
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11 days ago
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We've got Cougar Gold on stream (attn
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social
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11 days ago
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We're up to $690 raised so far and we're barely into the stream!
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11 days ago
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WE ARE LIVE!
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11 days ago
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Big things happening shortly! Watch/donate if you can!
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11 days ago
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Gonna miss the hell out of Luke after this season. What a QB.
11 days ago
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Brandi Carlile is one of the most 1980's musician names possible. Refuse to believe she's a current one.
11 days ago
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