Just realized I've watched two adaptations of the Odyssey at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social this year and really need them to schedule at least one more.

I used to say D-War, but honestly now it might be The Bride?

Bike ride home from the movie looked like Mars.

Me talking about myself when I'm doing somersaults.

Real good movie!

A man sitting near me waiting for The Odyssey to start is reading a plot synopsis out loud and just went "Oh, I guess the Trojan Horse is in this one!"

The one silver lining from reading this is Paul Vallas won't even sniff a runoff this time.

Every movie made in Australia between 1950-2000 looks like it was made on a completely different planet and that rocks.

Any day you ain't gotta work the next day is Friday.

I saw a lot of posts earlier comparing the English soccer team to the Atlanta Falcons but that's not accurate. England has actually won A championship.

Forbidden love.

The coolest thing about George Lucas is he looks like my dad.

Best team in baseball, baby.

Breakfast bar.

Four years ago today I was on Jeopardy!, much to my baby niece's tremendous confusion.

I bought a massive can of what I believe to be Japanese white grape flavored Fanta at my beloved confusing neighborhood grocery store and man, this shit is magic.

OH MY GOD THIS GAME IS SO MUCH EASIER NOW.

After spending two days trying to beat the Paintress, I realized at some point I turned the difficulty to expert and I would like to scream.

Evil people dying in the middle of the night is pretty dope because what a fun thing to discover upon waking.

If you became friends me with through online, there is a strong chance you will wind up adopting a pet from me. Two more people joined this club today.

Unfortunately only getting partly sucked doesn't qualify for the Mile High Club.

Certain Goths are so cool and their fashion is so peak until it’s super hot out and I go outside and it’s just like. Man. You look so cool and striking and also very dumb . Kind of like a rare purebreed dog

Roch Cholk, White Sox?

It's Crab Fest Day, one of my favorite days of the summer (despite not being a Dude of Seafood)!

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just opened up an unlabeled box in storage to find a 200 year old doll staring at me with painted eyes. fucking hell

Someone did!

I can tell I'm getting old because 37 surgeries today feels like I got hit by a truck.

DELIGHTFUL RAIN STORM.

I made 1.75 lbs of dip tonight. Tomorrow I'm prepping 4 lbs of wings and finishing making the Crab Juice. It is going to be a good weekend.

A cat came in for a booster vaccine today and when I poked her, she audibly sighed. Never had that happen before.

Someone come adopt my tiny co-star already!

The PPVs being stupid long worked and made sense when they only did 4 per year. They're way too long now that they're montly. Bryan continues to be right about wrestling.

Also my main desire almost constantly is to go home.

I love moseying throughout the city and seeing graffiti.

The animation is so ugly that I had a really hard time working up the desire to watch it until @uwebollocks.bsky.social told me how good the show actually is and unsurprisingly, he was right.

Explaining to the team at work (who are all 8 or so years younger than me) how Limp Bizkit was inescapable for like 2.5 years and they seem skeptical.

We've reached the time of year so close to Canoe Trip that almost all my thoughts have turned to Canoe Trip.

That Kalshi ad is just one of the worst commercials in recent memory.

There was a girl on our swim team growing up who would flop around on the deck after a race acting tragically injured after losing a race and that's who I think of every time I watch him play.

Man, Pulisic is just insanely unlikeable.

Game, waffles.

It's okay, Tim Ream. I'm 38 too.

That's a card.

This game's gonna get Dumb Dumb.

"Altitude is all in your mind" is one of the funniest things a sports announcer could say.

The best thing about the "hand of God" goal is that it is the funniest possible way for the English to have lost a World Cup match.

Harry Kane looks like Gary Oldman in Leon: the Professional.

Best feedback I got about this appearance was a text saying "out here looking like Danzig".

Book 24 of the year: pretty fun seeing all the seeds get planted knowing there's so many books left in the series.