sorry but this was peak comfort

can’t revoke my aux privileges when i’m the only fucking person in the friend group who knows how to drive

when you peed blood all night

@doctor1hundred.bsky.social so THATS how they get a urine sample from a cat

this poster design was perhaps my finest moment as a dc promoter

Remembering every dumbfuck I ever met who told me “I keep it for the recipes” like bitch I know you cannot cook

this shit fucked. pre-Elmo era. learning to count to eleven in what could be defined as a proto tiktok. Ty grandma for just planting me in front of the tv

my birthday is November 22. You are all running out of time on organizing my greatest gift (getting @timheidecker.bsky.social to post Trans Dudes Rock)

a very chaotic ethical position we practice at home is that if you have something really nice you aren’t using you can give away for free without suffering financial loss or harm or whatever, u give it away for free that said is it hard to fix joy con drift on a switch lite or is this thing busted

This poem was written while sitting in the women's restroom in the U.S. District Courthouse in Chicago Illinois while Greg Bovino stood outside in the hallway

incredible how Fetterman somehow made being a slob on purpose kind of corny. put on a suit u loser. if ur gonna legislate against our rights you do not deserve to wear your comfies

but it’s too cold outside to make a pet sick vet visit 😭

it’s crazy the hazbin hotel creator has literally drawn Blaire White fanart

movie trailer ideas: “epic version” of Frank Sinatra’s “my way”, timothee chalamet’s Willy Wonka surveying his factory. a GIANT Oompa Loompa played by Batista. OOMPA LOOMPA: what now? WW: well…. Anything! :-)

As the world’s least annoying Cozy Gamer, I am getting to the point where I feel like I need to do a Thread Of All The Life Sim Games because at this point, the amount I’ve played is comical

lame and corny af that they chose the most boring room in the palace to do all that in

Elon in his I Love Lamp era

[faith no more voice] we post a lot

oh my God this is like how ******* fired my husband for being too funny online and now shills discount Botox

I see. Now do it with Sydney sweens

im gonna tell my kids this was Neko Case

I meant to delete this - a little too deep in my head for strangers - but didn’t. so here’s a little basic application of this whole system. every time I feel mad at myself for staying in bed until the afternoon on my days off, I consider how in high school, the bell rang at 7:15.

@coyotegirl.online yooo here is that wine I was talking about last week that u really need to try as a red wine drinker!! If you’re coming back to Chicago in the next six months or so I can also hold a bottle at the restaurant

I am the cocktail menu

Emotionally terrorizing service workers to raise acceptance for my neurospiciness

ok totally random but The Baron von Future was my first roommate for my first 2ish years in Chicago and probably one of the kindest, most helpful, authentic people I’ve ever met in my life. He’s pretty good at music too

kim davis looks like someone dressing up as kim davis to make fun of kim davis

The Rehearsal : autism :: The Chair Company : ADHD

that episode of the chair company gave me brain damage

why is Sinatra considered a crooner and not a belter

gays and their English teachers…. tboys and their civics teachers….

Bad photo cute garnish

there needs to be a muppet movie where lcd soundsystem does all the music and has multiple cameos

this… this is my culture

LCD Soundsystem should do more with the Muppets

AVEY TARE ANIMAL COLLECTIVE SONG: *unintelligible screaming* *bowling balls being thrown through a guitar center* WEEEPINGLY SOCKETED AS THE VOMIT GIRL IS CHOPPING MEEE UP FORRRR DINNERRRR PANDA BEAR ANIMAL COLLECTIVE SONG: *cover of beach boys "Kokomo" on synthesizer* i just want to do nice things

Transmedicalism is great but I’m admittedly a bigger fan of Plans

every time I see anything Twin Peaks related, a very sad voice in my Head is just like “who shot Roger rabbit….”

the more I watch this the more her face starts morphing into Elon’s during the change in facial expression and I can’t tell if it’s Just Me or what

movie trailer ideas: “epic version” of Frank Sinatra’s “my way”, timothee chalamet’s Willy Wonka surveying his factory. a GIANT Oompa Loompa played by Batista. OOMPA LOOMPA: what now? WW: well…. Anything! :-)

I had no idea that one song is just. by Joe Keery? definitely thought that song was like two decades old by some Chicago dad band

really getting into my life is suffering :) era

moto’d home in the rain because I’m a big kid and cleared 500 miles last week and just ended up being colder than I’ve ever been in my life

the disco sucks movement is such a stupid old movement to look back upon. like cishet white dudes really could NOT handle the idea of syncopation in music

it’s a gift to love the one who loves all creatures

can I say something abt the Oval Office without making everyone mad

I do think this exact dynamic is a fundamental reason why I thought I was autistic for so many years. “annoying, but correct!” is such a curse tbh

2016 me is soooo annoying and sooo thrilled to “be right about Lauren Duca this whole time” what a blast from the past this lady was, omg??

Just an absolute banger of an animal family