Heard someone talking about stealing someone else's job. That made me ponder for a bit.... Theft: the wrongful taking and carrying away of the property of another with intent to permanently deprive. To steal someone's job, you've got to get a job you're not qualified for (wrongful employment)...

If I had a nickel for every time someone answered @sophianyx.bsky.social’s question with This is Ponderous, l'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice.

This is Ponderous.

Name a One Hit Wonder Song from the 90s.

The truth is there are three kinds of people: the disabled, the pre-disabled, and the doomed to die suddenly. Most of us will be disabled at some point.

Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands….

Support and defend what?

i am a simple man, you make a tactics-adjacent game with a pun in the name, i retweet your gif

you know who you are... get into it creations.mattel.com/products/mas...

Quote a line from a Song.

There's a blaze of light in every word It doesn't matter which you heard The holy or the broken Hallelujah

Sinistar.

We’ve got 4/5 of the Ravager kill team painted in the thread….

Hamilton said that his opponents called the jury system “the very palladium of free government.” It’s why you’ve been taught to think jury duty is a burden to be avoided.

Never in doubt. I loved this movie. The critics who trashed it had no idea what they were watching.

Some people are such a menace. This is a subskeet. @kateration.bsky.social

Gothi? Gethli?

I’ve said it before. ChatGPT works because it speaks in the authoritative case.

“Certain dramatic events have transpired.”

You know you are in #LawTwitter when people get this niche joke.

The "I picked up those insect movies the kids wanted to see from blockbuster" trilogy Bee Movie A Bug's Life Human Centipede

I’m sick and in quarantine right now. It sucks. I miss my family.

I’m breaking the rules, but Love, Actually is the prequel to Die Hard and you cannot tell me otherwise.

Another day - another Necron. Day #6 I’ve decided to post a daily Murderbot picture in #JHBackdrops mode till I get bored or forget it. #Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity

I took a nap 11 hours ago and just woke up.

The ole Harper’s letter free speech brigade has really fallen down on the job eh?

Name a Comfort Film.

Princess Bride.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

If I have to have COVID, at least I get pho.

Art.

drummers can’t be incels, otherwise they’d be homeless

The sharp pain you’re feeling in your neck is typical of a Cervical Acceleration-Deceleration (CAD) injury. This kind of injury is colloquially known as “whiplash.”

Anyways.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

“There’s always a lighthouse. There’s always a man. There’s always a city.” Every time there’s a high profile shooting in this country, we play this game. The news breaks and the speculation begins. And the speculation almost always goes like this: “The shooter was a Bernie Bro. Or a POC….”

Whoever designed the new COVID pen tests was a genius.

Oh hell yes! I didn’t think we were getting another book!

We have a cover for next year's Children of Strife!

So. How soon after you become symptomatic should the tests come back positive?

So @dc.com pulled Red Hood from digital storefronts but you can still buy all of Sandman. The lesson here is that DC doesn't care if you sexually assault women, but don't you dare make fun of a dead fascist.

Is that the sound of frantic googling?

Thinking about how The Acolyte gave us the greatest lightsaber duel of all time and people still hated on it cause people of color played the main characters. Like how can you not admit that this was coolest duel ever?!

The initial source is paywalled, but the Tumblr crosspost is free and legendary. I wanna do this as an audition monologue.

Dance like no one is watching. Email/text/post like you'll be reading it in court someday to a jury.

Rules are rules.

Pulp Fiction.