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When you're such a disaster lesbian that the hive mind has to distance itself from you #Pluribus

‘It was a Clementine of Morgoth,’ said Sylvie; ‘of all cat-banes the most deadly, save the One who sits in the Dark Tower.’

How to entertain an autistic teen who just got into baking: "mistakenly" refer to a muffin as a cupcake. And then set back and let her regale you with the differences and the history of each.

I have a powerful urge to run a Star Wars TTRPG Blues Brothers adventure. "It's 106 light years to Corelia, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of death sticks, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."

If you see this, post a comic cover that you love. The variant cover for the The Last Ronin #5 is a punch in the fucking feels.

What are the shears for?!

"I thought you said you'd stop at nothing to get them?" "I did. I did nothing, and then I stopped."

There's an old joke in the Danish Army. The newly minted Captain goes to inspect the veterans on an extended field exercise. He asks the guys "What do you do for water?" One vet says "We get it from the stream." The Captain goes "And then?" 1/2

"We run it through the filtration system comma single person." The Captain nods. "Good, good." "Then we boil it for 20 minutes" The Captain smiles "Excellent" "And then we add a chlorine tablet." The Captain beams "Outstanding!" "And then we toss the undrinkable crap and open a couple of beers." 2/2

Wait until he hears about Avengers Arena...

Reminder for the holiday season. Keep them safe 🤟

I’m doing cat commissions for $15 each. you’ll get a scanned in digital version of a painting. I’ll be doing watercolors and mix in some other medium. If you want my cat art, all you have to do is drop a reference photo of a cat that you’re a fan of in the comments.

Wait until he hears about Avengers Arena...

‘It was a Clementine of Morgoth,’ said Sylvie; ‘of all cat-banes the most deadly, save the One who sits in the Dark Tower.’

I bought clementines and Sylvie has branded me a traitor, and enemy of cats everywhere.

How to entertain an autistic teen who just got into baking: "mistakenly" refer to a muffin as a cupcake. And then set back and let her regale you with the differences and the history of each.

I have a powerful urge to run a Star Wars TTRPG Blues Brothers adventure. "It's 106 light years to Corelia, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of death sticks, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."

Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR. Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.

If you see this, post a comic cover that you love. The variant cover for the The Last Ronin #5 is a punch in the fucking feels.

Aww he looks so good <3 If I may take this moment to spotlight a similar kitty, Evander over in Wilmington DE could use some love! new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...

Scoobie snacks?!

A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today

A lot of understandable outrage on behalf of female journalists, who struggle to get treated with respect and decency. I agree with all that. But also, let's pour one out for sex workers whose only crime was to be honest about what they do for a living, only to get treated like trash for it.

hey friends, i'll be discharged in an hour or so. i'm sorry for asking, but i need $48 to get a ride home please? also, i don't have any food (hoping i can get something from the food bank tomorrow, but i'll need a meal for tonight) please help if you can 🙏🏽 paypal.me/thelongestroad

What are the shears for?!

Scoobie snacks?!

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

"I thought you said you'd stop at nothing to get them?" "I did. I did nothing, and then I stopped."

There's an old joke in the Danish Army. The newly minted Captain goes to inspect the veterans on an extended field exercise. He asks the guys "What do you do for water?" One vet says "We get it from the stream." The Captain goes "And then?" 1/2

Dragon Age: Origins, Aliens vs. Predator 2, Fallout 2... and PLANESCAPE: TORMENT

"You're trans, dumbass."

The average clutch size is ~33 eggs. Henry has been busy.

So, I'm playing the Mighty Anat in a Mutants & Masteminds game. Still a tween, still almost cartoonishly violent, and with a trail of dead gods and monsters behind her. And, well, yeah.

Without downloading any new pictures, describe your gender in one image.

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Y'all, this race is going to come down to who shows up at the polls. Trump carried this district by 22 points, and @aftynbehn.bsky.social is within 2 points in this poll! If you live in 7, GO VOTE! Today is the last day of early voting, or you can vote on December 2nd.

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Hear that, American Christians? Using AI makes Baby Jesus cry!

Dragon Age: Origins, Aliens vs. Predator 2, Fallout 2... and PLANESCAPE: TORMENT

"You know how they like to call women bitches? Well, when they talk about THE Bitch, she's the one they mean." "Because she's --" "Scarier than any of the men, yes." #GameNightQuotes #FantasyAGE #TTRPG

I just got a phishing mail from a Hotmail address. I feel almost young again.

*puts down vol. 1 of Batgirls and takes a shot of scotch.* Come the fuck onnnnnnnnnnn.

So, I'm playing the Mighty Anat in a Mutants & Masteminds game. Still a tween, still almost cartoonishly violent, and with a trail of dead gods and monsters behind her. And, well, yeah.

The average clutch size is ~33 eggs. Henry has been busy.