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I can tell it’s gonna be a good day !!!!! Already running late for my first appointment after my clients garbage bag tore open and spilled nightmare funk all over my hands and arms, and I hit a huge snarl of traffic.

A federal lawsuit filed this month by three military families accuses a private landlord at Randolph Air Force Base in Texas of leasing them homes plagued with mold, sewage problems, lead paint and other ongoing conditions that caused health issues. From Stars and Stripes' Rose L. Thayer:

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This is literally true. Rowling has promised to invest her profits into anti-trans activism. Any money/attention paid to her or any of her works directly funds our erasure and genocide. You want to be the person who says "but I grew up with Harry Potter"? Nostalgic attachment doesn't justify shit.

When the series ended, a lot of people were mad at the last book; Applegate responded with a letter that went *incredbly* hard, that showcased the respect she had for her readers. It follows, below, in full.

This is 1000% the reason my dad and I have such a great relationship. And as a bonus once you get to a certain age, you get to call up your dad and say “hey what are you up to over there? Wow, that’s pretty cool” and it feels real good.

Okay last night at this client and can’t leave in case her cat refuses to pee. Might as well do stuff. *laundry *take trash to curb *wash dishes *pack my stuff - bonus fun stuff - *fix size of cards *rooster art *carve autism raccoon

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We should replace all the Columbus and Confederate statues with dog-themed statues.

#WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfBlueSky Bill is "supervising" me trying to sew some hook & eyes into some sweatpants for my hubby since he can't have pants with strings in the hospital. My darling has Hank Hill's ass- which is none- so pants don't stay up without help

🏳️‍⚧️🐍 #art 🎨

mother where did you put our convenient baby escape hole???? (bottom half of the cage has finally been idiot-proofed. theoretically)

I actually came here to show you this wonderful necklace that @forethoughtgirl.bsky.social got for me. Now I can have her unhinged little face with me forever.

Give yourself a little treat today and block this aliExpress Phil Hartman

I do not know how my post about John Oliver manage to attract this wet shart in human form but seriously, I am in no mood

Damn, he just keeps rolling nat 22s on his charisma

Looking at clipart of raccoons online for a design to try and get some inspiration, and when you set aside the AI slop there’s a whole category of clipart that is very clearly made by a human, but not one who has ever actually seen a raccoon.

This is the same horseshit they wanna pull in Houston and it’s BAD.

An iconic UK bookstore is offering visitors the opportunity to vandalize Harry Potter books for 25 pence. @thebookishtype.bsky.social, the trans-owned bookstore in Leeds running the promotion, will donate all proceeds to gender-affirming healthcare costs. Go support them!

An aesthetic I have always loved is “extremely hairy chested man with thick gold chain, and some sort of pendant“ and I feel like that probably says a lot about me

Working on an alphabet baby quilt with my linocut fruits and vegetables for our niece who’s expecting.

Harry Labia Nevada County Birth and Death Records, 1871-1992

These are ALWAYS about college for me. I graduated 26 years ago and I’m still having the dream where no one ever gave my schedule so I have to FIND the advisor office to get it and I decide I’ll deal with it the next day and then just never go

This argument falls apart when the creator is still making huge amounts of money and donating it to orgs that exist to eliminate an entire class of people Like, Roald Dahl was a VIOLENT antisemite who loved Hitler, but he’s dead so maybe we can accept modern retellings. But Rowling?? Absolutely not

I hate AI so much. So. Much. Please stop trying to make me use AI. I will never use your ChatGPT, your Copilot, your Grok 🤮 I will die on this hill. It is unethical. It is error prone. It is predatory. It is destroying us. I hate it. I hate it all. I will hate it forever.

I don’t really give a shit about moralizing if someone is a “good” or “bad” person. What I care about is if you’re contributing to harm, and if you’re doing so knowingly, because it tells me a) you’re ok with that and b) as a trans person I shouldn’t trust you to actually show up for me.

I’m at the vet ER again, not my cat this time, AMA ngl.link/johnnyfishst...

Good morning I’m at the ER with a client cat, still half zooted from my meds and wondering what horrors the day will bring.

Ooh! Ooh! Memememmememe

Gonna drop the gimmick for a second and explain, as a therapist. What you're describing is a phenomenon called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. It's a subconscious habit that develops in which a person seeks dopamine-releasing behavior at night to exact "revenge" on the day which deprived them

dont mind me im just taking a lil victory lap as an og hater

Sorry, Kubrick’s been dead for almost 30 years now. Anyone else just wouldn’t be unhinged and cruel enough to make it work

And not trans

I just resigned from NASA. It breaks my heart to leave, but I’ve become convinced the best path forward is to do the best science I can, and that can’t be here anymore. I’m still in love with the promise of those four magic letters. Ad astra per aspera, and remember: Earth is the only good planet.

If you were in the house all day everyone assumed you were doing something shady. Even if you were just sitting on the roof or in a tree reading and listening to your Walkman (me) you needed to be outside doing it you little freak

i read heidegger and carl schmitt in college and that would have been a pretty big problem for me if that book sale money went into their living pockets for a nazi propaganda and legal expense fund

when companies come crawling back from the ai bubble burst and need Premium Grade Artist Labor again

yes, if picasso were still alive and playing a leading role in driving systemic harm toward trans people and you bought guernica and he got all or some of the money you would be a bad person. this is not a relevant thought experiment bc all conditions related to harm are missing.

This one wins my favorite article

at no point was I able to accurately predict the next word

I get so mad when people try to pull "ADHD is just different, not worse" shit. No, ADHD has made my life dramatically harder & worse and caused me to hurt or let down people in my life so many times. It fucking sucks constantly struggling to meet my obligations to the people around me

Potterheads, I hope the nostalgia was worth crushing little girls' dreams you nostalgia fucking twats. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

When I log onto bluesky dot com

I may watch a short if I’m in line or waiting for something but my eyes only truly light up for a 3 hour retrospective on how the original Persona got made (Reposted with alt text)