My goal for the morning was take my meds, put away 2 things in my room, and eat something and somehow I’ve managed to make myself lightheaded doing those three things. Now too shaky to art so I’m gonna try and relax before I have to drive

Me and who

Still my most Superb Owl composition, IMO.

"the richest man in the world has a cowboy-themed brother" is something 2003-era Garth Ennis would take out of his script in the editing stage, "too stoopid" written in the margins next to a weird slur

Nahanyan, a railway worker black cat, is the mascot for the Kamakura Rolling Stock Center (Nakahara Branch), who fix and maintain trains.

I mean that tracks for Tom Brady though

Slop purveyor: my machine lets me produce 6,000 gallons of hot dogshit per day. How do you think you can possibly compete with that? Literally any creative person: by not producing 6,000 gallons a day of hot dogshit, mostly

Is there an express lane at the grocery store for people who want to make and eat snacks today but not watch a single second of football

according to a pediatric ER doctor my wife follows on Instagram they have started to see children coming in sick because their parents are asking ChatGPT what the correct dosage is on over the counter medication instead of just looking at the instructions on the bottle

It’s like paying for a nice meal, thinking it tasted JUST a little off, then being informed - proudly!!! - that the stew you just ate was made of other people’s turds and some gristle

Same energy, aquatic edition

It's funny that millions upon millions of people will be watching the halftime show, and there will be like a dozen divorced dudes with suspicious hard drives watching the parallel maga version where Kid Rock sings a duet with a hologram Epstein about how he thinks statutory rape is a fake idea

This is a Super Bowl. My favorite of many Superb Owls this year is Baubo, who I got to see in person at a local exhibit this summer!

remember like a month ago when some of yall were trying to paint her as a victim?

so apparently the tree is not a good spot for the bird cam if you don't want to see squirrel ass all day

“When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room, or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple. Sell it all.” KAREEM RULES.

I'm going to win.

Okay I’m finally going to bed. Bit of a buggy emergency which I will tell more of tomorrow, as my phone is dying. But everyone ball up and stay safe like my lil friend here. Maybe sleep in the dirt, I don’t know how you like to live.

OHHHH Since Roxi just turned 4(!!!!) here’s some then & note pics 😍 From when i first brought her home up until now. Thank you for being my cat Roxibella 🥰💖 #caturday #torties

Albert loves his radiator.

Get you a friend like @rosemarymosco.com who will remind you to stop and smell the stinkhorn fungus

Okay okay so I’ve done 3/4!!!! Painting: a really good harlequin macaw that I gifted to an absolute cunt and regret it Acting: I played Peppermint Patty in a college production of “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown” and I was mid AT BEST Writing: I have written several books and people liked some!

The best part of this is watching it without the sound and just making up your own little story. Mine is about a guy who smoked so much meth he started hallucinating Americana kitsch and sang to the rejected FNAF animatronics

#StripeyMan lounges happily on the fresh bed linens, fluffy blanket is radiating heat. Bliss! #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #skycats #catsky #tabby #photography

I have no love at all for the wapo and their journalists, as a leftist, but no one deserves to be fucked over like this, ever. it's just extremely cruel

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE SHIT

I always forget that the gouramis (and bettas!!) have teeth and will absolutely gnaw on shit until I hear chewing coming from the fish tank and am like what the FUCK is going on over…oh right I gave you freeze dried snax and you’re treating it like I treat a bag of Doritos

*weakly from the bed* ~ waaagh ~

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

I want this on a shirt with some really really esoteric kanji in the space between them that translates to something like I WILL HUNT AND KILL GOD FOR SPORT Okay print it One take Willie

I am so stoked for this. The interpreter who performed Kendrick’s songs was ON FIRE and I loved watching him more than the actual show

One of my proudest online moments

At this point I’m basically the Chrono Trigger

ADHD: okay you’ve had a bad day but you made a good list and your tooth hurts too much to eat so let’s work on knocking some of it out Body: YEAHHHHH LFGGGGGGG Fibromyalgia/Arthritis/Neuropathy: *in unison* ISN’T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK????

Wait a second…DID A BETTA WRITE THIS

AI is out here wrecking lives again – I ended up on a webpage without realizing it that was clearly generated by AI, but it quickly became a parent when they referred to koi bettas as “peaceful community fish” whose “shape exhibits a Palkat.”

Assorted loaves #KittyLoafMonday 🐱💖 #FosterKittens #cats

The color purple is historically associated with royalty & power because of several species of predatory sea snails in the family Muricidae. Their mucus made kings look regal. The Phoenicians built a vast trading empire around trade in snail mucus more precious than silver. Let's talk about it.

Let's talk about the time that an 18 YEAR OLD invented the COLOR MAUVE (I am not kidding) and completely revolutionized textiles, fashion & eventually cancer diagnosis. The teenager was William Henry Perkin, a bit of a prodigy, who at 15 began studying with August Wilhelm von Hofmann at ICL.

Another day, another arrangement of words where I have to convince myself I’m not having a stroke. (reposting with alt text because I had to experience it, so you must too)

Brother Gregor is concerned

Current mood:

Made myself some comfort food, added pink salt for some zazz, 2/3 way though and just bit into a piece that didn’t fully dissolve, may have cracked a tooth. NOT VERY COMFORTING JFC

When I went to Japan as an exchange student there was a girl in our cohort who brought a literal suitcase full of her own food and snacks because she didn’t like “foreign food” and I’m still baffled by this.

I have watched this seventy thousand times and plan to do so at least another seventy thousand. I need a reliable audio rip site because no version of the song comes close to this. I know that’s sacrilege to say because it’s Dolly but damn Sabrina.

Okay I absolutely have to get some fucking work done around here today, jesus First I have to eat

if you would simply go without food for a few days we wouldn’t need to spend so much time at the supermarket. if you would simply stop needing a place to live we could really save on rent payments

Cartoon: Be Kind. Bring Joy. Repeat. This quote from @alyankovic.bsky.social from the Stephen Colbert interview has been resonating this week. Giving serious thought to getting a text tattoo of it someday. I hope Al makes us official merch.

Life without guns seems lit.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.