Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Super cute snail

it's incredible how many people react to others deciding not to be miserable by pitching a fit

Explain your username I wanted to start a club where we’re gay and do crimes. boom, solved

Can someone please show him how to make an alt so he can do this the right way like Charlie Kirk…oh…

Merry Christmas to my cat, who found and broke into her treats while I am away and can’t do anything about it.

The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine (Spoon, 2005)

Okay gonna take a little hour long nap before my last client (as a treat) because if I try to power through I’m legit just gonna pass out anyway.

Working Through Some Shit Clown Posse

Very fancy potato bear postcard from my collection, unsent and date unknown.

There’s a decent cover by SR-22 also but the original is still the best

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

The yule worms are almost ready to warble at the moon and shed their skin.

If you have my collection and by some miracle it's still intact, please, reach out. You did nothing wrong. Mom lost our storage unit. I just want to offer you money and cry, not yell at you.

So if you're a Pony collector in the SF Bay Area and have a secondhand Moondancer whose muzzle has a weird red stain, that was me. It's tomato soap. Or a Seashell with a narrow, diagonal scrape along her blaze. Me, again.

The ever-unhinged classic

Ordering gumbo from a new place: oh hell yes, seafood gumbo is separate from the chicken and andouille gumbo it’s like someone read my mind Website: would you like to add a Boudin ball? Me: Vincemcmahon.jpg

Content warning: Festive overload.

Word of advice for new Bluesky users: Don’t

Also not only dangerous for artists but for everyone IRL as well! Please be safe not sharing yourself, kids, friends arround there much, we never know. Would not love to see a photo of myself being modified to do whatever the user wanted me to do, EWW I am actually shaking just thinking of that!

"This doesn't affect you because you animate, so you are fine." No. This sucks and this is really dangerous. In solidarity with all artists, Please be cautious. I know many will remain on Twitter because they have mostly everything here but be aware this time it's worse than the other times.

I know I had my chill when I left the house but it’s suddenly just…gone…

Gremlins, 1984 (Chris Columbus)

the santa ana’s have put my back neighbors canopy in my pool the last two summers before this last one. I thought the big heavy beefy one (attached to the ground?) they got would stay put, but this winter storm has picked up the slack to make it 3 years running. different kind of santa delivery.

It needs another sign underneath that makes some kind of religious admonishment like "the state giving you permission to refuse panhandlers doesn't invalidate God's command that you give alms to the poor", preferably installed by a local church.

@icculus.bsky.social big day over here. Deer and turkey sharing space (*pileated wood pecker off camera taboot)

And the show was exceptional and everybody got home safe and Aya Brea went to therapy and got a promotion

Straight up just gasped with delight

My dad is at Carshon’s Deli for their annual Christmas lunch and he won’t get me a strawberry delight, and if you’re from Fort Worth you understand why I’m salty

Unrelated:

I absolutely despise this idea that the post office is a business. The ways in which it behaves like a business are down to the godforsaken shitweasels appointed to run it not because they have any knowledge of how to do it, but because they were the best at tonguing someone’s balls

Oh no, the cold medicine is wearing off, I’m turning into an asshole deploy medication immediately oh no

Friends, I wish I had the words to tell you how much I despise the anti-homeless signs that are up in our town on medians. This isn’t even one of the most egregious ones. Some of them actually say that you can scan the code to “report panhandlers.” FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

starting a band it’s called Hobie & The Buzzballs

As we celebrate the Incarnation, it’s important to remember the truth:

“I didn’t need any piece of paper to tell me that I was his and he was mine” Y’all Y’all the pollen count is high, my eyes are really wet all of a sudden

If yr board, she’s not charring right

Not even if it’s actual Nazi shit. Because the Nazis aren’t gonna buy it from you they’ll just use the Nazi plagiarism machine to take the idea and make it, but shittier

Okay I transferred it to the block last night, I am so hype to carve this todaaaaaay

“I SAW WHERE SOMEONE GOT SHOT IN THE BALLS” —Ant King

The best thing about gang gang cockatoos is their permanent Santa hats 🎅

Okay so I got this bath bomb kinda randomly because ngl I was imagining the Tom Holland Umbrella video at the time but I’m kinda hoping I get SpiderGwen. It’s gonna be kinda weird tho because, well, you’ll see

Somehow I like this even better without the context tho? Like I’m imagining a shitty little goblin getting his comeuppance and just kinda smiling

🎶 oh no oh no oh no no no no no no

SUPERVISOR: I need to speak with some of you in my office ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst

I DO like little feet

The news about Harlequin translators getting fired en masse? You should care about that. They're doing it there because they think nobody gives a shit about romance and so it's fine to experiment with it first.

It is about this: because so many people do not give a shit about romance, shit gets tried in romance first. You should pay attention to romance publishing news and care about it, because they will try that shit here first.

FACE DOWN ASS-UP THATS THE WAY I LIKE MY CRUSTS