Update: we regret to inform you that this is being posted from my couch and not the kingdom of heaven

Me to a newsky: look at the What’s Hot feed, child. Every dick the light touches will be yours.

SHRIMP CHECK: take a deep breath and check your pockets for shrimp

Just a baby I didn't post earlier this week. 🙂

Oooh Rapture me, Amadeus

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

gather round young blueskies, let me tell the tale of the early days of bluesky. first of all, the timeline was all dick pics as far as the eye could scroll….

I’ve said this before but not anywhere the FAA could hear it

He could at least smile, JESUS

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

I illustrated a tribute to my beloved cat, who is the most evil princess a cat can be. I love her.

Autism Warriors make sure the seams on your socks are aligned and your boots are laced in a comforting pattern, it’s time to kick some ass (both literally and figuratively) and also inform people that there are no such thing as bootstraps until we get overwhelmed and swap out with the second team

gearing up to join the war on autism on the side of autism

We are not okay. You are killing us. We are the canaries, and y’all selling coal. stimpunks.org/together/

I have $1700 left on my car loan, y’all. It would be so so nice to be able to just drop a month and a half of pay on that and be fucking DONE. I hate being poor.

I promise you there’s rapture involved when I do taco tuesday

OK, I have a similar story. When I was working in anesthesia at the VMTH, I was transporting a patient to the OR with a student and they let the gurney hit a wall. I proceeded to lecture them about watching where they’re going, mere moments before running face first into the closed glass OR door.

God, I don’t know about Metal but it sure is Mosey Monday on I 35. It seems like no one can go over 40 on this goddamn highway when the suggested speed is 75. This feels like several hate crimes wrapped in violence to make some sort of sushi of despair

Is #MetalMonday a thing? Because I’m morally obligated to bless you all with this, my cheesebags

I don’t know who this is and I don’t really want to know, but this guy is like if Inoki and the Gigachad meme stepped into the Brundlefly machine

This is literally why they created the drift system in Pacific Rim

Holy shit I haven’t felt so seen in years

A good reminder for all that homelessness is the result of failed policies, not failed people.

Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music https://theonion.com/man-arrested-for-stealing-hard-drives-with-unreleased-beyonce-music/

You expect furries to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Greeley, Colorado where I might get cancelled for being myself.

I CHOKED @southernish.bsky.social

everyone knows the answer to “how do i get from boystown to andersonville” is “take estrogen”

Spotted a rare black harp seal 🦭

Here comes the Autumnal Moth. 🤎 It's time to bless the falling leaves. 🍂✨️ #digitalart #characterart

"Are ghost candles a fire hazard?" Is that a real candle that looks like a ghost or a candle in another plane of existence that looks like a ghost and was lit by a ghost or did the ghost light a real candle in our plane of existence and the appearance of the candle is irrelevant. Help us help you.

Old military vet just walked in the Sluggo Shop and was like “no, no, gimme the gummies with THC” and then bought one of each flavor. Hell yeah

Yeah I support the CIA Cocks In Asses

i think it should be bigger news that the state of texas took over one of the largest public school districts in the nation and appointed a weird linkedin hustle grindset guy to be in charge

My car payment is due today so of course they’ve already called me and texted me to tell me I need to pay up or Nicky the Fish will be over at 8:00 SHARP tomorrow. AM/PM was unspecified

have another

It’s always the fact that it sounds like he’s being chased down by some loose change that gets me. And every time I LOL out loud

Y’all it’s looking like a plant again!

Looks like it’s feeing better!

My brain is telling me we need to work on some art and update our planner but my body is like bro, seriously, let’s have one night where we don’t wake up at 5 AM still sitting up with papers all over our lap desk and absolutely no work OR rest accomplished.

✨ Hocus Pocus, I cannot focus ✨ #cuteart #illustration #cat

Me: *shakes bottle of Excedrin* You can fit SO MUCH autism in here

Stress Break, the art edition

My god…what did they do to her???

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

The Kimmel cancellation got the Disney adults with fuck you money taking their money and saying fuck you

Hey, Autism is not a disease. While not all Autistics have food aversion, it is found in a lot of Autistic and neurodivergent folk. If you want to stick it to the people sharing and celebrating the spreading of misinformation about Autism, share stuff made by Autistic folk. Like my book:

beans alert

Yeah I support the CIA Cocks In Asses

It’s that time of the week when my guts hurt super super bad (recently bumped up dose of Ozempic, shot was today) fascists are crawling out of the insulation, and I am not at all excited about the idea of working tomorrow. Also it has started raining, which means I’m going to wake up with a headache

He’s absolutely the guy who tries to rules lawyer every single roll he fails until the rest of the table doesn’t tell him when the next session is.