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“At no moment were the agents in front of the vehicle." “Cornered." “Lorenzo stopped the van, the officer shot him anyway.” Court filings detail accounts of deadly Houston ICE shooting contradicting officials w/ @alexnguyen.bsky.social @ujohnnyg.bsky.social www.texastribune.org/2026/07/21/t...

The nice thing about t-shirts with dumb stuff written on them is that it makes it very easy to spot the trash in our midst.

Well now. All you Kamela Harris stans, see how easy that was? See how simple? Just two and a half short minutes, and she could have changed the world for the better. But she didn't. When we leftists tell you someone sucks, we aren't talking out our asses. We KNOW we can do better.

To be fair, cleaning crabs is hard, messy, hazardous work. Even after cooking, they have sharp spines and other pokey bits that require a skilled hand to avoid getting stabbed. Live blue crabs are wicked fast, and require careful handling, or thick gloves that extend well above the wrist.

Simlarity, Difference, and Suffering: Notes on Honduras and Baltimore There are trips that seem to accentuate the similarities between the destination and the origin, and there are trips where everything is different. Certain trips cause a shuffling of categories. 1/20

Inside 'n Out Vore piece for Bren! They/Them! #furryart #nsfw #vore #willingprey #tonguewrap #tongueinsertion #hypertongue #allthewaythrough furaffinity.net/view/65749283/

My mom did, in fact, follow the directions on this cauliflower-crust pizza, but it decided to summon Sauron’s vulva anyway.

Happy 80th anniversary to Bob Clampett's THE GREAT PIGGY BANK ROBBERY ('46)!

Steve is trying his best to cope with Monday.

Despite what you may have seen on TV, our hippos do not appreciate it when you feed them marbles

I wouldn't need to smash it, spray graffiti on it, or set it on fire? I'd just drill a small hole in the side of it's neck. 🎯

Trying to find a piece by this artist www.furaffinity.net/user/agent/ What I recall of it is: it is two furries in bed, one is a rubbery critter the other is telling that one "babe you smell/taste like condoms" can't find it lol

I feel the same way about people who keep parroting "Wake up!" like it's something novel or insightful. We HAVE been awake, for a long time, and we've been doing our best to surf the tsunami of crazy, lest we fall into it and get pulverized by the train wreck that's become our modern world.

Cum Alt ❤️🐀 #pankallisti #nsfw #footonface #sex #anal #twitchnsfw #hotratsex #r34 #furryart #cum #cuminass #cumshot furaffinity.net/view/65737266/ bsky.app/profile/pankallisti.bsky.social/post/3mqxhsqpu6s2x

Tulsi Gabbard’s brother was arrested and charged after he allegedly tried to lure several children into his hotel room in Waikiki

You are now a Kangaskhan mama.

During the final battle scene in "Aliens," the entire audience went crazy when Ripley came out in the loader. Some jumped out of their seats, many waved their arms, but everyone gave a scream of joy as the fight started, then again when the queen was ejected out the airlock.

If you've ever felt like you didn't quite fit anywhere, this one's for you. 💖 If the furry fandom gave you people who love you the way you are, go tell them. And if you're still looking, please don't give up. They're out there. #Furry #Fursona #Furries #Vtuber #FurryVtuber youtu.be/Xnmq7K7DTws

Well. That's a thing that happened? And she's proud of it.

Firefighters: Please listen to us. Public: No. FF: Please listen, it's very important. P: LOL! No. Hippie. FF: . . . P: OMG, SAVE MY HOUSE! FF: How? With WHAT???

My pre-write turned out to be 70% a. CDC's comms have been wildly irresponsible; b. If I couldn't prove lettuce is not from Taylor Farms, I wouldn't eat it; c. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...

OMFG. Unless I am reading this wrong, they are predicting that we are going to win between 92-113 seats in the house in November. Trump and his regime can thank no one but themselves for this. #USDemocracy www.newsweek.com/midterm-map-...

Hmph. About bloody time the boy found his balls? Would have been nice if he'd done it sooner, but good on him for coming around.

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Psst. Hey. You can hear this. 🙂

Is...is there some reason that people just don't lose their shit and start killing employers like this? Just go to town with a hunk of rebar or a baseball bat? Some sort of...I dunno, social contract or something? Especially for an employer that people can physically touch day to day?

That...is a Big Fire. For those who don't know, Wildberries is the Russian Amazon. With everything that implies.

Translation: "Bring it, you pig-eyed sack of shit."

Whoop! Air, man! You need to come up for air!

I just did something I've only done one other time. I sent a meal back at a restaurant. I ordered medium rare, and got trump done. It looked like chicken. No. Food is too expensive to just shrug and accept it anymore.

Do you have a slow Windows PC? This is how you fix it. Step 1: Get a USB drive around 8 GB in size. Step 2: Download Linux Step 3: Backup files Step 4: Install Linux and make sure Windows is gone from your system when you it. Step 5: You're welcome.

Sometimes I think back to how some people were assholes on LiveJournal, Crush-Yiff-Destroy and Something Awful, and now they're all dead, unhappily married, or republicans. And those of us who weren't assholes are still here, having fun together and being awesome.

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My God, the kids will tear it apart.

Wow. This guy felt completely safe making that video. He's now jobless, homeless and childless. His own family kicked him out. It's safe to say that if you end up on @tizzyent.bsky.social's crosshairs, you are screwed.

Apparently bsky is being wonky. All my likes are vanishing. I like a skeet, and a moment later it disappears.

We're going to have to flense the executives, attach springs to their skeletons, put speakers playing their screams in their ribcage, mount them to a trailer, then drive it down 5th Avenue. Their screaming, bouncing bodies might finally get the point across.

Get your Uncle Fester ass out the door, you slimy sack of agropustules.

Evil always has a reason for what it does. Only good does things for no reason. diggercomic.com/blog/2007/11...

My pal, my dude, my brother in Christ, these guys aren't going to go after women. They're going to be experienced, senior personnel that know *exactly* who is causing their misery. Now who do you think they're going to target for their chemically-induced rage?

Why not just give them Pervetin while they're at it? It worked great for the Germans during the Blitzkreig!

One of the few Pokémon who literally can't give hugs.

Me: Do you have proof? DHS: Yes. Me: Show it. DHS: (literally any answer other than 'here you go') Me: You have nothing.

I don't want to take my Lexapro. I have a big outdoor event on Saturday, and it's going to be 93/101. SSRIs kill your heat tolerance. But if I don't take it, I'll be climbing the walls.

A statement from WIRED leadership.