Thinking of giving up sex for Lent. 😳

Brunch ready

Imma be a puritanical conservative for a second but I don't like PDA

Qu'est-ce que c'est «unblock»? Je n'entends le concept pas.

HE TALKED TO ME TOO!!!! I blocked him after 5 minutes of conversation.

"Are you top?" *BLOCKED* This is Bluesky, not Grindr. Don't say that in the beginning of the convo

Did shoulders and biceps (excuse the pit hair)

Stealing this thanks

I know us Ricans joke about DR but it's all fun and games. But when someone non-Latin talks shit about DR, I will get all defensive and want to jump their asses. Only I can tease my brother

I'm really loving how Linux works with installing apps. Doing sudo apt-get install (guess the name of app you want) usually works most of the time

Happy Valentine's Day to myself

I AM JEALOUS

If being Bisexual/Queer was a choice, I would’ve unsubscribed from liking men ages ago. PLEASE! 😐

If it has a pulse, it has a need.

Solo date ready

They took an offer from a con man, and they are surprised they got conned by the orange teletubby

Good morning ☀️ Buenos días ☀️ Bom dia ☀️

Saturday workout done

I feel like I'm too hard to figure out for y'all to act like me

Gracias a Dios 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Unpopular opinion: “Testing” someone instead of communicating what you’re looking for is manipulation.

Happy Valentine's Day 💘 Got a date with someone today, and it's with myself

They killed a gay man in Nigeria recently and people were in the streets CHEERING smh. All I have to say right now is RIP to that man. And that even though he lost his life, I’m glad he lived being true to who he was. I’m at the point where if you gone kill me for being gay, then do it.

The city needs to treat the Bronx better before NYS Republicans make it the next Staten Island. I see the Bronx trending less and less blue every single election

I'm tempted to install Linux on my old laptop from 2017

I miss your call transferred from the front desk. I ask the front desk what happened. Tell me how a lady that needed technical help didn't even leave a name. I call the number back and no response. THIS IS WHY YOU PUT IN A TICKET!!!!!

They admitted to being PDFs

Pulling out<<<<<<<<

This is so fascinating!!! I love science

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!

Me and who?

⚠️ BREAKING: China Reports 3 New Human Avian Influenza Cases, Including H9N2 and Rare H10N3 China reported two H9N2 cases a 2-year-old boy from Hunan and a 73-year-old woman from Guangdong and one H10N3 case in a 34-year-old man from Guangdong.

Russia has 11 time zones. Imagine that sksksksks

Decided I'm gonna observe the dietary restrictions during Lent.

Money can buy happiness but it's in an indirect manner. It's what you do with it

Drop a teacher.

And backed and funded by an entire country that hired him to share intelligence

When your commute has more legroom than a transatlantic flight

Resisting the urge to be a single issue voter for November's NYS gubernatorial election.

welkom in de hel

Yet another name for him: the orange incontinent teletubby

I need to play a drinking game every time I watch pop the balloon

The Puerto Rican urge to put hot sauce on every single damn thing

- Men suck at communicating (me included, working on it) - either they are really into me and I'm not (or vice versa) - people using the same one-word lines trying to get my attention - etc.

If I see any if y'all dating DL men and I know where you're at, I'm slapping the shit out of you. It's out of love tho

There are reports that the recent Epstein files include cannibalism. I haven’t reviewed them myself yet, there’s a large volume. Over a decade ago, a Mexican model who escaped one of his parties made similar claims to press. She was not taken seriously. But she was arrested and then disappeared.

They are planning some changes in my area and I actually said "Not in my backyard".