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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Oh God yes... I just want some PRECEDENTED times, even if it's just for one day. And hopefully 🍊 kicks the bucket

I wonder if I am self-sabotaging by being too realistic idk

I miss my childhood sometimes and early teenage years. I was so much happier and had so much optimism. I have so many cynical moments these days.

What should I do y'all? Help me plzzzz

If you need a New Year's resolution to start something that you could have done anytime of the year, then you weren't being intentional on doing the action from the get.

The way I want to sing Amar Pelos Dois by Salvador Sobral but my voice is still raspy and I might cry

I wouldn't say any of that, but I would be nervous to approach anyone in most cases. I rather have someone approach me first

3 hours regardless of flight

Tenho saudade de uma pessoa que eu nunca encontrei

There's one of my followers I wanna shoot my shot with but I think he's straight

My next partner needs to understand that I like pigeons and might want a pet pigeon. And they also need to like cats.

Hmmm maybe I should take an edible before my flight to Portugal

Y'all made my day with the quotes on my post. It was just me yapping and I didn't expect to get all that activity 😭😭😭 Thanks y'all

When you're Puerto Rican and haven't flirted with someone in 5 minutes

NÃOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I did not expect this to blow up I-

If homosexuality is a sin, does that make bisexuality a cos and heterosexuality a tan?

ima sucker for real genuine interest and connections.

If you can overlook, ignore, or forgive pedophilia, there is nothing else you can say to me. There is no "just hear me out, or no other side of the argument." Just STFU, I don't even want to hear a damn weather report from you

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Good morning to everyone except weirdos and catfishes

Too many haters on the interwebs I'm afraid. Btw you are handsome asf and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Literal mood

friendly reminder that you never know what the guy next to you in the gym has on underneath

You know what? Australia wins this round

I'm craving Mexican food right now despite having my three meals today #bigbackactivities

nunca jamás

Got a headache and my throat feels funny, oh ffs it's the monthly cold again

Samsung >>>>>> Good luck with your easily hackable phone hehehehe

June...

It's them copying Samsung for me sksksks

@sirvonchilds.bsky.social the new name sksksksk

I'm gonna get grilled for this HARD... Is it discriminatory if I say I don't want to date a gym gay or someone too fit unless they make the first move? Like they are attractive and all but I feel like I am not good enough for them so I don't approach. It's definitely a me thing.

i still have PTSD from that catfishing scandal not too long ago. i wish for the absolute WORST to the person who portrayed as someone that for a moment i could see myself in a romantic relationship with... overall, if you're that insecure with yourself in any aspect, GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET!

Me finding out the Dutch use the names of diseases as insults/curses:

If you catfish people you’re a lowlife scum of the earth. There’s no way around it. Idgaf how mean society has been to you for being ugly as shit you are loser and trifling asf. Worth no more than the dirt and smudge on a penny.

70s and 80s Japanese pop > K-pop I like both but there's a clear winner

15.0 incline at 3.5 mph sometimes doesn't make me break a sweat

They wanted to impeach Obama over a tan suit

Felt that

British traveler YouTubers really changed English for me lmao.

Romeo Santos and Prince Royce saying that artists should focus on music when asked about 🍊 and 🧊. Their silence on the issue is complacence. Ugh it really will be your own community selling you out.

Jake Paul really that bad at losing that he sets up hits now?

If the US wanted to beat China then they shouldn’t have elected Ronald fucking Reagan. The jig is up and literally everyone can see it. Like enoughhhhhhhh

Sometimes I just pronounce "Z" as "zed" instead of "zee" and sometimes I will say "aluminium" instead of "aluminum". And sometimes I will favour British spelling over American spelling.

I am sick and fucking tired of being fetishized