It's never too late to start wearing a mask. It's never too late to stop using Chat GPT. It's never too late to start supporting your community. It's never too late to do better.

hello would you like to help me pass the time as i recover from surgery in bed? ngl.link/staccata

[trying to discreetly ask if somebody is plural] are they....yknow, a friend of emojis?

Me too, honestly

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.🧛‍♀️🩸 From my most recent shoot~

Gotta take my girl to her doctor, and least I clean up nice

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

Back at work with a new dress

Always remember that this guy, pro-Nazi antisemitic neo-monarchist Curtis Yarvin, is one of JD Vance's core influences.

That post workout butt just hits different

Posted hog at midnight last night

yes and it's liberals that do that. 🙄 you are in denial and im not interested in arguing with you about it. as a minority, as a ferociously targeted minority, it's you liberals that use the language of civility to cover your bigotry. im not interested in your gaslighting.

speaking as a trans woman i think you should be required to stand with your fridge open eating shredded cheese out of the bag in just your bra and panties at 4:30 am at least twice a month

Hi, it's God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile

If ilhan Omar had a "favorite philosopher" who said something like this, the media would literally hound her into resigning. But they don't even report on the fact that the sitting vice president loves this guy, a disgusting anti-semite

hey chill out with that shit. being a furry does not make someone a zoophile and being a furry does not mean someone does or wants to have sex with actual IRL animals. that’s no better than the groomer shit that gets thrown at US, and I won’t have it in my quote tweets.

“The average person knows 3 guitar chords” is a statistical error. The average person knows 0 chords. However there goes Guitar Georg, he knows all the chords. He is an outlier and should not have been counted.

these fuckers are embarrassing levels of evil and self-aware/oblivious at the same time. they really believe that right only comes from might, and since they are in positions of power they take it as a given that they have the right to do anything. they will fight to hold on to power.

I could not ask for a more perfect representation of the core fascist philosophy: the anti-intellectualism of moral nihilism conjoined with a lingering sense that power is all that *should* matter and any exceptions to this crude worldview must be furiously destroyed.

i didn't know squirrels bully other squirrels

if i ever talk about needing a boyfriend please be aware that this is what i'm actually referring to

Please send tips!!! all my work is free!!! Jan 15th is my next publish day and it’s all about Slavery and the US Prison System Jan 22 is Tupac Shakur, the Black Panthers, COINTELPRO, Afeni Shakur AND TUPAC like !!!! Tupac!!! It’s happening soon. It’s all free. Please send money and save me

It's really frustrating that DC news outlets keep framing the debate around KOSA as if it's just "Democrats want more censorship and Republicans want less censorship." Just an egregiously wrong and oversimplified narrative that leaves readers uninformed and drowns out the voices of LGBTQ youth

I'm keeping my sale until the end of the month. No shipping to US (for now, sorry) Interested in long-form, serialized comics for discerning readers? Slice of life sci-fi with a supernatural twist? Try my books! I bet you haven't read them yet! Cool people have said very nice things about them!

mandate of kevin

i modded all-star baseball 2005 so that the pitchers reproduce by laying eggs

these people are gangster thugs and we seriously lack elected leaders who will call them out for this, and the media sure wont do it

do you think pavlov's dog and schroedinger's cat are friends?

the correct way to watch the sopranos is with me in your ear saying shit like "that restaurant is around the corner from my old apartment" or "they're actually going east on 46 even though they're ostensibly supposed to be traveling west. they should be taking route 3 anyway, this makes no sense"

obgyn kenobi

the best thing about eating halos is that your hands will have a citrus smell for hours afterwards

sleepy christmas boobs

It's not simply that this CY guy is so openly bigoted. It's the instantly recognizable Dunning-Kruger super-confidence of the barroom-savant who's telling you how everything "really" works.

ME: one stir fry for me, and uh, one stir-fly for the lovely arachnid MY SPIDER GF: 👀👀👀👀 👉👉👉👉👈👈👈👈

curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas

You're Autistic, Charlie Brown

it's a dragonforce morning

the thought of people having a moral panic attack over sex workers who would hypothetically biomod animal genitalia is fucking hilarious to me, in the ideal future im taking therian girlcock down to the knot and choking on mommy horsegirlcock and there is NOTHING you're gonna do to stop me

1 decagram of prog boofed ✅ 10 mg of edibles et ✅ brakes ❌ breakfast? okay so the halos quickly aging on the counter from new years needed to he eaten and i'm not just letting them go to waste 3 halos is breakfast right?

Please send tips silly girl gotta eat and pay bills

In the future the computers will get to make art and have hobbies leaving you with more free time to generate capital for the dozen or so guys who own all the world’s money.

elon will no longer need to pay other people to play games for him

AI bros: We've taken your jobs You: Well, at least I've time to create art AI bros: Nope, we've got a haunted Etch-A-Sketch doing that, too You: Oh... well, I guess at least I can play some computer games AI bros: Hahahaha No

no way they invented a way for the playstation to cuck you😭

My birthday is now today. $215 in gifts so far. Every gift makes my day much brighter. Thanks y'all!

i think i'm going to eat an edible and boof 1,000 mg of prog. no breakfast no brakes just unhinged and everyone else's problem

The rise of deepfakes and AI CSAM prove public and private sectors don’t actually care about abuse, but still punish sex workers, queer people, and women under that guise. Credit cards companies and law enforcement punish consensual sex and sexuality, but ignore and therefore encourage abuse

Anyway. Let people enjoy things. Dont be an asshole. Give a Trans person money.

Good morning! ☀️ I deleted all my media posts because people here like to fuck around and not pay me for the work I post here and blatantly ignore my boundaries, so idk, figure it out. beacons.ai/ashleyyelhsa