bye for now. indefinite posting pause!

my friend always used to tell me that my entire problem was that i didn’t believe i was in control of my own life, that if i simply took the reins instead of waiting for things to happen to me, everything would fall into place. she was right about what i believed, and her advice wasnt entirely wrong

bottom surgery that gives my dick a mist setting if i rotate the head 90 degrees

hey it turns out my makeup is waterproof

Easily the best cokelike

hey guys have any of you ever been in this situation before :( i gotta find a new person to prescribe my adhd meds bc i missed too many appointments .

the therapist refusing to see me btw is the one that nearly outed me to my dad before i managed to convince him it was a mistake

Pls send help I am still mid rapture im only like maybe 500 feet in the air it’s taking SO long

all my girlfriends work for the local government call that a politicule

going thru it

so i missed four 20-minute appointments in 3 years and their time is so valuable that they had to kick me out… right…

oops well it looks like i missed an appointment with my doctor who prescribes my adhd meds and they are refusing to see me again… okay

they don’t even know their wedding guest was a girl the whole time. i’m like debby ryan on suite life on deck

people’s opinions on the name april category 1: people who will say yes no matter what 12 yeses category 2: people who are big jokesters 1 no (“this is mildred all over again”) category 3: people who are always honest with me 1 “OOOOOOO i like that. it’s very cute!”

EA paid Ninja a million dollars to play Apex, which was a fun thing to think about when I was told one year that they needed to be clear that they don't do cost of living raises at EA

I interrupt all the misery in this world for 90 seconds on whether chili is soup.

gotta identify all the traffic lights in a picture to get into heaven; call that the raptcha

god whyd i have to be a bisexual trans woman, its truly the worst aspects of joining the winning team and joining the losing team combined

i think they should add a snapchat stories feature to something ridiculous and inexplicable like google chrome or zoom

Do y’all remember when all the TikTokers started admitting to all kinds of random shit when they thought the app was getting banned? Could we do that but like, for tomorrow’s rapture? I can never remember the order of Newton’s laws (or Kepler’s, for that matter), despite the 2+ physics degrees

"To create the batteries we need to keep the whole world's lights on when the sun goes down and the wind stops blowing, we will need to extract *one seventeenth* of the amount of minerals we burn *every year* in the fossil fuel system" pluralistic.net/2025/09/23/o...

Raptured?

i was so tired last night i was getting into drunk behavior territory and i told a guy i went to high school with (who is now an army vet) “name, i feel like we are very similar.” from his backseat while his wife sat right in front of me and now that moment is replaying shamefully in my mind

LOL

why on earth would janesville stylize their welcome sign as JaneSvillE

yknow, i’ve been wondering

IT WOULD ONLY BE $20???????

I tried baking once and it tore my family apart

pizza delivery lowkey calling my name right now…

you know those rail shooter arcade games where you have a gun and you can shoot it offscreen to reload? did they ever make that for the wii

guys what if i scheduled a pizza delivery to arrive at the bus stop right when i got there

guys what if i started baking

there was a pretty crazy thunderstorm over illinois or missouri, maybe around 40 miles west of 39°16′47″ N 94°30′47″ W at 8:09pm

does anyone want to form a freakacule where instead of just having sex we also have nice little tea parties and a book club and we all get really into cooking and baking

how it feels to be mace lately

he is so upset all the time. he’s been going through the motions for 3000 years and he’s been a freakin worm the whole time. and worms can’t have fun…

i cannot believe that the main theme of dune 4 is Would You Still Love If You Were A Worm

Anyone else got a second you up there that occasionally solves difficult problems when you least expect it and other times offers up things like "Stefan Wunderhund" and demands that you say them out loud

SOMEBODY needs to get rfk pregnant. somebodys gotta do it.

guys how did alex get a camera to take this photo of me and my morning speech bubble

My 7 girlfriends, Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday and yeah. They smork weed

D Cups help with boy moding because D stands for dude

why does this look like borderlands DLC

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

i gotta say. i don’t really understand why my ID says male or female on it in the first place. any ID with my gender has my photo which is infinitely more useful regardless of whether i’m transgender or not

my newlywed friends are hanging out with me 2-on-1 the day after their wedding and i’m so grateful they’re so sweet

changing my legal name to 2026

holy shit!! the Charlie Kirk that lives in my head just gave a “trans dudes rock” shoutout?!!