the lesson to learn from the sequel trilogy isn't "oh just plan everything out ahead of time", it's to have the ability to be a good READER, have the FLEXIBILITY to improve upon shortcomings, and have the COURAGE to make a clear artistic statement with your work, not just chase the audience.

if you’re ever caught empty handed and an alligator is attacking you, the first thing you’re going to want to do is remove a critical vertebra from the alligator’s spinal column, paralyzing it

UR WELCUM LEAKY GIRLS STICK TOGETHER :3

Like this post to vote yes for Nadia leaving her room and going to do something that will make her feel better

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Now I’m new to skiing, but 739060443 runs in 2 hours MUST be some sort of record?

the closest thign we have to mystical quest givers is kind drunk women

i’m gonna make pot roast

by 2030 i will be the first amab tboy femboy

my cousin who i love dearly has been “talking to” a man for at least 18 months who refuses to “make it official” that they are dating or a couple, which is something she was asking him to do 18 months ago. she met him when he *deported* someone in her apartment complex. ⁉️

my mom has 3 different AI apps on her phone (specifically not Grok) so she can bypass the questions per day limit

i think starting 01/01/2026 i will be Jade officially with all my friends. which makes sense because 6 and J are the same maroon color

QUESTION FOR THE CLASS: is naruto agp?

all the arguments against jake sully being a white savior describe a character arc made in a lab by yakub to refute claims that the protagonist of his movie is a white savior

Oh now they tell me

reading papers from the early 2000s...they made these plots with a potato

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

Listening to Even Flow by Pearl Jam and using my dick like a whammy on the chorus

dairy queen is a restaurant name you have to be introduced to as a young child so that you can be inoculated to it before you become an adult and stop and think about that dairy queen bow before the throne of lactation

My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”

you don't understand? let me just list off the names and social security numbers of all the members of this criminal organization so you understand how scary we are

eat when tired sleep when hungry

wouldn’t it be so funny if 1. reductive theories of the brain were perfectly accurate and 2. u could inject oxytocin

shoutout to sexual hormones, gotta be one of the funniest ever substances to inject

sometimes i feel like those direwolves that guy is breeding

frog in a dog

dogs can post

other than the fact i’m not wearing makeup, these are probably the most real-life accurate photos of me u will ever see

Here ya go

yeah i suck boobs that is ;3

ive gotta try some different estradiols

what should i post at 1k that would make u want me to reach 1k

i’ve unironically become this guy on my own feed. i am not well.

yooo i have these exact pants

i love you

Being high and drunk is awesome

portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud

Hydration #brainrot #amongus #art #traditional

when the weather is humid my hair gets a lot of rizz

got a haircut (i look completely normal)

"That's it, you're going in the kennel" I tell the puppy girl's weiner as I put a chastity cage on her

gonna start replying 'thank you mommy🥺🥺' to sweeties

(standing in the worst bedroom of all time) chastity kink?? ohhhhh… i thought that said “charlie kirk”

The Earl of Sandwich WAS God, none come to the MEAT but through HE, the BREAD was as his FLESH, and the WORD was the PATTY

i cannot stand the way my family says Black like it’s a taboo word!!!!!!!!!!!!