** town hall meme ** doctor who is just gandalf the white with extra steps

Look closely. Do you see it? This is not the same man.

so i have a question. what do they have to gain by keeping mitch mcconnell’s death a secret

This is a perennial favourite: Dalek relaxation tape.

I've just realised that if Daleks invade my house through the back door, they'll be stymied by the step between the levels. However if they come through the front door, there's nothing to stop them.

The Outer Space Treaty, like all treaties, is based around the state, even though it also says that the use of space is the common province of humanity. States eg US are issuing launch licences for spacecraft constellations that harm all humanity. Other nations don't get a say.

My favorite thing at the start of videogames is adjusting brightness until the image at the side is barely visible and then always feeling like I’ve somehow answered wrong

yeah i unfollowed her. she didn’t even have 10,000,000 power in rise of kingdoms 🙄

NEW: Fiction written by AI is easy to detect because it struggles with complex story structure, according to a new study. Researchers found that AI fiction has tells that go beyond the overuse of em-dashes and other obvious AI tropes and have more to do with the formulaic nature of the text itself.

ok guys pop quiz what r the 3 deadliest animals to humans

there’s a guy absently staring directly at me from across qdoba and passing his phone between both hands and he hasn’t looked away for a whole minute 😭

First look at a Rotta the Hutt Halloween costume.

i saw a gif once that was a screen recording of someone typing an iMessage to a group chat saying “mrrrp :3” and then backspacing it and replacing it with “yo wsg” and then everyone in the group chat responds and says wsg

minecraft self-made society vs nepotism only society

i am like water,, evre shifting. the only thing that remains consistent about me is my belief that godzilla is a girl

kick flips

jenny pantsgirl, jpg

tfw you didn’t know prince zuko was skilled with broadswords

this dock has an appl

i wonder if someone could reasonably use all of my selfies to make a 3d model of my teeth and dental records

Every time I order this, I call it a 9/11 and the cashier sighs and corrects me that it’s 9-1-1

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"An account with this avatar was blocked" post. You open it and it's a long forgotten picture of your grandmother as a younger woman. You must have been a child at that age. She looks happier than you ever knew her. You could not possibly have memories from that age. The TL refreshes and it's gone

i had caffeine 2 days ago and my heart is still beating too hard

That was truly wild. For context, I drew this anglerfish comic back in July 2024. In ~early Feb 2025 a video was captured of a real life anglerfish swimming towards the surface, which is an exceedingly rare sight. The comic was prescient and got a huge second wind in popularity/shares as a result

all these remakes are targeted at parental anxiety that their children might experience a different childhood than themselves send tweet

Instead of lying about my age to say I’m younger, I’m gonna start telling everyone I’m actually in my mid 50s so everyone can marvel at how I barely look a day over 45.

Last thought before surgery: We do this thing with my kid where if she has a stray eyelash on her cheek we’ll put it on our finger and have her blow it away and make a wish. Last night she said “none of my wishes are coming true. Unicorns still aren’t real and I’m not a faerie.” 😭😭😭

Tips disease fedora malady

Me: Why would I want anything to tell me when I should open my windows??? Devices don’t tell me what to do. I open my windows when I want to open my windows. Also me: OH MY GOD! MY BIRD!!! Hang on!!! Mama’s gonna get you some fresh air!!!! Hang on!!!

i had to remove the sword i hid in my parents' home, thus leaving them *defenseless,* merely because "small children are coming to stay over for five weeks" smdh

i love when u go to a nobel prize winning physicist’s talk and he tells the whole audience “never let anyone tell you your idea is crazy or dumb” like 9 times and then the first time he gets a question from a woman astronomer he says “ha ha ha! NO. we astronomers believe in a little thing called __”

an absolutely incredible hillary clinton post that flew under the radar yesterday. the 23 state solution

pov: its your first day teaching kids the alphabet and one student wants to learn b already

jade i am already perpetually one well-timed wink away from getting so erect my boner flies off and explodes into the sun. why must you torture me so

yeah yeah i just watched steve mould and i can confirm he’s still normal and the channels have drifted apart considerably in focus and tone

i hope the ai bubble pops and ruins the companies and governments involved so thoroughly

do our stretches take our medicine log off and have weird dreams

sonic chronicles: the dark brotherhood - angel island i think about this song A LOT for someone who hasn’t really played a sonic game other than the first one.

got em

Found it

oh to be a bouncing binturong

ok not to be rude but where do yall get lingerie that doesn’t feel like it’s from spirit halloween

early on in my transition before there were any noticable changes from HRT, i explained to one of my gamer friends that being on estrogen felt like getting the right drivers installed on a gaming PC. it actually made him understand super well and he said it was a good metaphor