My Weather Satellite is Too Cute! Even if Her Instruments are Outdated 🛰️

TWO DAYS until your brain experiences an event that will render it extremely powerful. GENIUS NIGHT debuts this Monday at 7 at Cafe Mustache FOR FREE. Be there!!!

Blast Hardcheese? Nice to meet you, I’m

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

you call him hot? he isn’t even panting and covered in blood

Experimental canopic jars I made for my QCCC crew over on Patreon ✨✨ These were some of the best cylinders I've ever thrown on the wheel, and I'm excited to apply what I've learned from making these towards future things. #art #pottery

can confirm

logging on

The Dave Matthews Tour Bus has a chance to do the funniest thing and redeem itself

Some random volunteer plant appeared in our yard and grew a pair of giant Truck Nutz™️.

Breaking news: DHS has uncovered Antifa's diabolical plot to "de-ICE" thousands of airplanes.

Del Toro vs Godzilla to help with the art block

got the covid vaccine today so I am inoculated against rapture

Yesterday Curiosity took pix of jagged peaks in the distance with its ChemCam. I stitched them together, did some work on them, and... just look at that view... I've been doing this since Sojourner landed & this is one of my fave images ever... Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech/LANL/S Atkinson

been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

everyone knows about the fight, flight, or freeze response, but fewer know about the 4th option (making the THX sound to ward off threats)

prop 65 tramp stamp

you could catch so many of these on #skycards

Just got back from putting my son to bed. He begged me to get Disney+ back 🙃 I tried to explain the situation to him, but of course it's all over his head. No way am I getting it back anytime soon. Punishment (aka no money for a while) is necessary for the lesson to be learned. 😈

important to remember that apocalypse is a fantasy that absolves you of your responsibilities

1. This not how ‘scholars’ speak, lol. 2. This is the most asinine, corporate-speak, banal, life coachy style bullshit I have seen, and if anyone sent it to me on a dating app, I’d block them

My NSFW Catgirls zine 😽

The piss tank on the ISS is now 52% full.

fish want me. you want fish. you want fish hanging on your wall #ceramics drop on sept 21, 8pm CT

while you were lamenting the social realities, I stroked the sword

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

Look at these scrappy little miniatures for our scrappy little puppet musical. You can own a few! This is the last 12 hrs they'll be made available! www.kickstarter.com/projects/shi...

a friend said "that's the adventure time dog", and: they are not wrong. I will never be able to unsee this.

yeah im into BBW

RIP robert redford, who still managed to be the handsomest guy in a chris evans/sebastian stan movie at like 79

Industrial lights and buttons.

the sunday scaries are getting worse

they were developed in a fentanyl lab located in Asbestos, Quebec, to be Woke, fireproof and deadly to the touch. their glands secrete generic prescription drugs and they all believe in climate change. these aren’t your granddad’s 30-50 feral hogs. they’re bilingual. they will win

I wanted to go real hard on pushing the Kickstarter on its last three days but I just got back from a 3 day hiking/camping trip and my body is paying for the hubris of deciding to sprint downhill. Please support us as we make a puppet musical!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/shi...

The headline should be about Discord’s chat spaces enabling vibrant democratic discourse & undermining the military curfew to enable free speech & participation. Empowerment through egalitarian access.

It’s never been clearer to me that a hallmark of authoritarian regimes is that pattern recognition gets punished.

Lin-Manuel Miranda as Alexander Hamilton: And I HOPE my LEGacy is getting BLUEsky posters suspenDED cuz FASH get all UPended by trans leftists' DUNKS on their DEAD chunks of TRASH Leslie Odom, Jr as Aaron Burr: See that's why nobody likes you

Voids we have known

we need a fandomwank for the ultra-right online wars

No Cowntry for Old Men

me and who

This was originally an ANDOR joke

I want to BUY music. I want to HAVE IT. I want to OWN A COPY of the music. STREAM IT my ass.

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

Hey I know there’s a lot going on, but I have a message for SPX attendees: You need both hands to browse exhibitor tables. Bring a tote bag for your purchases and PLEASE take your coffee break elsewhere. Setting your coffee cup on an artist’s table is not ideal for the artist!

I didn’t know people made memes this good any more. I didn’t know this was allowed.

AGAIN?????