i WANT to see him have a stoke on live TV but also that would mean watching him on live TV and nobody needs that

today was leftover spaghetti day for lunch and it was fine but i'm hungry for something more exciting maybe with melted cheese

I'm going to leapfrog off this one and add that my related controversial opinion is that most cheesesteak places are just fine. Tell a tourist to go to Pat's or Geno's, whatever. It's shredded meat and hot cheese on a roll, we don't need to "tastemaxx" everyfuckinthing.

GODDAMN @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social with an elbow drop from the top rope* *idk if this is a real thing but maybe I would have if Netflix hadn't cancelled GLOW, I'm just saying

MY QUEEN

FLY AWAYYY WITH US INTO SPAAAAACE AND FAR BEYOOOOONNNND COME AWAYYYYY WITH US TO A PLACE WHERE LOVE CARRIES ONNNN (Rent. GODDAMN. Free.)

all right after continually having to redo my Libby hold I finally downloaded it in time once again I shall be attempting to read a book with the word "book" in the title, which historically have annoyed the shit out of me (probably because it's nice to be mad about something inconsequential)

How long until we see a clip of Mike Johnson saying he doesn’t know about Trump’s letter to the prime minister of Norway

remember at the other place when I kept telling him to go shit in his hat? do you think if I tried it again that he'd actually do it?

if it were me I would simply sling the guy over my shoulders like a recalcitrant toddler and march him out of the mall as he screams with impotent rage

I still miss Distrito. They had seasonal margaritas which were always great but their nachos were peak. They were always cooked perfectly with the cheese on the plate getting slightly browned and crispy. I refused to go to the restaurant that took over the lease.

lazy French dip sandwiches in the crockpot for dinner and I think I'll make a cake in a little bit bizarrely stress free Sunday now that I have been released from football prison

no, Tubi, thank you for the option, but I will never "skip intro" when watching Barney Miller

You know for all the Jalen Hurts slander, that man would leave both lungs on the field before he had 4 turnovers in a playoff game.

I wonder if the NFL is going to acknowledge how the Bills are now the shameless tush push like without a doubt, they just openly do it 100% of the time now 😆 #nfl

I went into the office this morning to try and get some stuff done without interruption and then it started to snow I did get a little done but I was hoping to be there for at least another hour

They’ve been a great partner to help me help raise money for hundreds and thousands of people in need,,, but if you don’t stand for something ya fall for anything.

Drop Dead Gorgeous is still on Tubi, thank god

Phils fans this season:

son not handling baseball news very well right now

YES I AM BEING SULKY RIGHT NOW Maybe I will get over it MAYBE I WILL NOT

I can't wait for the current Phillies roster to request time off to volunteer with ICE

If you're here only because X is down please go fuck yourself thanks

The main story is the evil brutality. But anyone hoping for the police to save us from ICE, James Berghaier, the cop who saved a boy Birdie Africa from the fire, (while PPD shot into the fire,) became an outcast, called “n- lover” & was run out of the PPD.

I think I got a Girl Scout cookie scam in my mailbox. It's a very cute photocopy of a handwritten note with her troop number and a phone number to text her mom if we want cookies. There's even a list of all the cookies on the other side! HOWEVER.

I got a reply from my resistbot letter to my congressman! It was a form letter of course (not a diss, it would have to be a form letter) but it was a thoughtful one and so far he's doing what he should be doing. I don't even LIKE him! But right now I'm glad he's there.

suddenly mad at my mom for not getting me this I was also mad at her for not letting me wear lipstick (I was ten) Adolescence has always been Like This

Why the fuck would anyone want to revisit 2016

Picked up the grocery order today and even with sales and coupons I spent more than I would have two years ago but ALSO the sales and coupons brought my savings on said order up to TWO HUNDRED AND FOUR DOLLARS this is a personal best

Viciousness deserves viciousness in return. Fuck these murdering pieces of shit. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

There needs to be some kind of Disney Trip Index where I measure my stress levels by how I start to comparison shop theoretical vacations Incidentally the one to Disneyland for my birthday actually looks pretty good

Oldest left this AM to drive solo from NJ back to school in OK and my entire extended family has been checking in with me, we are all anxious af Dad & I have spent all day telling each other "IT'S CHARACTER BUILDING SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE" but I don't think we've managed to convince ourselves yet

Me, taking a stroll down the long driveway to the office mailbox: "what a nice sunny day for a walk!" Me, walking back to the office up the ten mile driveway probably, this time into the wind: "WELL THIS SUCKS, WHAT THE FUCK"

no YOU verify you're not a robot

Why I love horror. Also: this is not just a post about horror.

ok I love that General Hospital starts trending in the afternoon even though I haven't watched in forever

I had to scour eBay at the last minute right before Christmas for a Suarez jersey for my lefty middle kid a couple years ago that has nothing to do with anything I guess but I'm a little sad

Literally crying at my place of business. Our sweet boy! 😭

NOOOOOOO MY RANGERRRRRR

feeling a little doomerish today, might buy some MREs about it

i really hoped i would be much older before i found myself using a website that has this many opinions about cbs news

It’s been a good 24 hours for the haters

oh my god

Kevin Patullo was fired after 1 days, 19 hours, 44 minutes following the Eagles' loss to the 49ers.

"as Nick Sirianni remakes his coaching staff" DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON US, RICKY BOBBY DON'T YOU LET HIM NEAR THAT DECISION

Lol they made Nick pull the trigger "This is your mess, you clean it up"

if it happened today of all days i would literally actually start going to church

Jalen Hurts

nothing but the best for my king