Well, the only joy my wife had during her 3rd trimester was freebasing Tylenol “for the LOLs” so to each their own. Also, fuck these idiots.

BREAKING: Our opposition and upset over Jimmy Kimmel being taken off air have led to Kimmel coming back. Let's organize that much noise for reporters like Mario Guevara detained (despite being here legally) for filming police & ICE:

It’s Mark Patton’s birthday and it would be wonderful if you could donate to the GoFundMe coordinated by his niece, Ida, for his living expenses. Mark’s been going through it with long COVID, HIV related issues and Ménière’s Disease. www.gofundme.com/f/unite-for-...

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Philly GETS IT

Do it today, folks! It's your best chance to meet an actual, actual, actual vampire! (Disclaimer: meeting with actual, actual, actual vampire may be brief yet undeniably memorable. Also, if you haven't seen this movie you're missing out on one of the most underrated bad movies of all time!)

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How do you celebrate 400 episodes of a horror podcast? You DO THE BIMMM! That’s right, we’re talking sharpened trombones, actual vampires, fascist jazzercize, and the 1980 musical disasterpiece, THE APPLE on Kill By Kill!! 🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/2QRe... 🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

Where @kashana.blacksky.app absolutely obliterates a certain kind of media profile...

My kiddo is showing JOHN CARPENTER’S HALLOWEEN to his high school friends, including one who has never seen an R rated movie. I’ve never been prouder.

For your Saturday "to-do list" listening pleasure...

a few thoughts (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/o...

required reading from @tvmojoe.bsky.social www.vulture.com/article/bob-...

Aunt Gladys is just the latest in the history of campy horror villains and anti-heroes. Here’s my list of the ones who populated my childhood!

Big thanks to Ken Lowe for reaching out to me via @pastemagazine.bsky.social to help opine on the state of Chicago's film critic scene in the wake of Phillips's departure from the Trib. Come see me talk about SEO, the brain drain we're going thru, and more. www.pastemagazine.com/movies/film-...

How do you celebrate 400 episodes of a horror podcast? You DO THE BIMMM! That’s right, we’re talking sharpened trombones, actual vampires, fascist jazzercize, and the 1980 musical disasterpiece, THE APPLE on Kill By Kill!! 🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/2QRe... 🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

I'm not one of those "you can't remake an original" people... but I have serious doubts about this simply due to the unique nature of that first film. One had better have a very smart take on the material, otherwise, why even bother?

we're starting a new @unclecrizzle.bsky.social series about Blaxploitation and music, which could only start one place: Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song giving Earth, Wind & Fire an absolutely bonkers platform www.avclub.com/sounds-of-bl...

🚨 Join us TODAY at 12 PM at the main Disney Gate at 2201 W Alameda Ave in Burbank to protest ABC and tell them to bring back #JimmyKimmel.🚨 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Just finalized all the trailers/goodies for this year's Shocktober! Our preview episode will release on Friday so here are a few of the flicks we're most looking forward to! www.screenland.com/shocktober

They can’t control what’s cool. They can’t control what’s funny. They can’t control what’s clever. They can’t control what’s compelling. And if they can’t control it, they’re gonna try to cancel it.

Anyone on earth who angrily yelled at the clouds, "You couldn't make a movie like Blazing Saddles anymore!"... would love to hear your thoughts today.

Just in case... Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

We're running out of canaries for our coal mine at this point. And coal. It's an empty shaft of canary corpses.

I was already hyped for this Boorman doc, but I’m over the moon now that I’ve read this piece in @thereveal.bsky.social from @scotttobias.bsky.social. thereveal.film/interview-da...

Today on the podcast we are once again joined by the amazing @vivalapalma.bsky.social to discuss the horror comedy THE BLACKENING! We get into the films phenomenal writing, incredible cast chemistry and so much more! Listen now! ⬇️ allmylinks.com/slash-her-pod

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

Alma! We're covering another Hitchcock film with 1963's #TheBirds. It's Hitch, so prepare to get technical with @tracedthurman.bsky.social's production history and thanks to another essay from It Came From the Closet, @joelipsett.bsky.social has a compulsory Melanie & Annie queer reading on deck.

A great tribute to a man who did his best work talking to imaginary humans about his bold, bigoted, and racist ideas that sure were original and well thought out. Otherwise, these people would walk away.

Believe me, I’m as surprised as you are. We’re celebrating 400 episodes of Kill By Kill and we couldn’t have done it with out you. Well, we could have, but it would have been weird. Weirder?

It started with a dream…

My dad grew up skiing in Canada, and is infuriatingly good at it. How good? He helped teach Robert Redford how to ski for his role in 1969’s DOWNHILL RACER. Good lord, look at how hot this man is!

More tomorrow, but now might be a very good time to consider subscribing to What’s Alan Watching? alansepinwall.ghost.io

donald trump and the white nationalists that run his government want you to think that slavery was just fine www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

Alan @sepinwall.bsky.social moved his newsletter from Substack to Ghost and there’s a bunch of neat features! alansepinwall.ghost.io

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Here is our trailer for Student Bodies showing off our 4K restoration and color grade: youtu.be/YzO1pC8Bkyg?...

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The brain rots from the top

Scream now while you can still download this all-new episode of Kill By Kill talking puffy shirts, ribbed pleasure and the 1988 remake of THE BLOB w/ director Colin Krawchuk (The Jester 2)!! 🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k... 🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/2tXI...

Looking forward to seeing Tyler’s long and fruitful history of water ski enthusiasm.

Scream now while you can still download this all-new episode of Kill By Kill talking puffy shirts, ribbed pleasure and the 1988 remake of THE BLOB w/ director Colin Krawchuk (The Jester 2)!! 🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k... 🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/2tXI...

From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!) Receipts: zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...

And just to make it that little bit better, if you buy this, absolutely 0% of the money goes to Substack. Let's make this move happen, folks. drewmcweeny.com/pulp-popcorn...

Oh, a rumor of a motive, you say? And it fits the desired narrative of right-wing agitators?

The “right way”? GTFO open.spotify.com/track/0ttHpM...

If liberals like Ezra are saying that someone who called for Gay people to be stoned, trans people to be lynched, Black people to accept police violence and women to obey did politics "the right way", that is in some respects more alarming that the bloviation of the far right. Bend that knee, Ezra.

Going in…

In the dude’s own words…