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We need to bring back tarring and feathering

Bryan Cranston selling hemorrhoid cream

If you're still on X, you don't really get to complain about how you can't leave because everyone else is still on X. It's like people in traffic, complaining about traffic. You're the traffic.

Gonna take a few months off to write a Revolutionary Road-style domestic drama about Blondie & Dagwood web.law.duke.edu/cspd/publicd...

What a dumb, funny movie! Had a blast closing out 2025 with @jennferatu.bsky.social and @genadoesthings.bsky.social

Show me how your 2025 went

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

The miracle of the Christmas Xanax

Wish I could be in the room with Bari Weiss when Trump pulls his usual “never heard of ‘em” bullshit

BREAKING: Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5

Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.

I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years

Pisses me off that I can’t find the horny Matthew Morrison Grinch musical in full anywhere. You can’t bury it forever, Peacock!!!!!

A sign of how tragically boring I've become: I've texted more than one person with "Have you tried any of those prebiotic sodas yet? They're pretty good!"

Over at Facebook I’ve had a holiday tradition for the past few years of posting this childhood picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap while wearing some incredible pants.

it’s so annoying that i have to know what so many stupid incurious and hateful bigoted people are up to all the time. i shouldn’t even have to know what a “bari weiss” is.

The Kurt Cobain-ing of every celebrity suicide has to stop. All it does is further inhibit the understanding of suicide and “what kind of person” does it.

I know Scrooged is hit or miss with a lot of people (I love it), but even the haters have to admit this is an A+++++ sight gag

"And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..."

I have this on a t-shirt

2026 is gonna be my year

The number of people who refuse to hold the President of the United States, the leader of the free world, to a higher standard in his words and deeds than the average internet asswipe is *fascinating*.

so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid

“Can I raise a practical question at this point?” “Yeah” “Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?” “No, we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!”

Logging off: now more than ever.

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I don’t know, man, in these troubling times maybe you should go for it and make a festive Eraserhead baby for your Christmas tree.

I want this very badly

The funniest thing about Olivia Nuzzi’s book is that you know she wrote it not just expecting to come out of it as a heroine, but the heir to Joan Didion’s throne. That palpable arrogance makes the smackdown she’s getting even more delicious.

Local Santa nude, waiting for you in hot tub

I will take whatever compliments I can get

Paul Dano is such a bizarrely random target of Tarantino’s shit talking. That’s like saying you don’t like puppies or ice cream.

Truly one of the most unpleasant family films I’ve ever had the misfortune of sitting through, and responsible for one of the worst, most maudlin Christmas songs since “The Christmas Shoes”

Using a stadium umbrella when walking down a crowded city sidewalk?

May this end up an artifact of a darker time

It's been 30 years. People just need to accept that Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You is a stone cold Christmas classic and stop acting like it's some yearly assault on the purity of Christmas music playlists.

Today on the #AOASPodSquad: Get out of the lake because @jennferatu.bsky.social, @genadoesthings.bsky.social, and @joelipsett.bsky.social have re-entered the Oscar race with a look at Nia DaCosta's update of Ibsen's famous play, HEDDA, starring a dazzling Tessa Thompson and a commanding Nina Hoss.

The last thing I want to do is get into a Star Wars debate on Thanksgiving (or any other day), but this remains a travesty.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: U2 (twice) Nine Inch Nails Social Distortion Violent Femmes Gogol Bordello

Tomorrow on #AOASPodSquad: @jennferatu.bsky.social, @genadoesthings.bsky.social, and @joelipsett.bsky.social hit up the party so that they can hang out with Hedda in Nia DaCosta's latest.

When are we getting a limited series about this guy

A Thanksgiving present from last year. “It opens with Ted Raimi selling loose condoms to horny drive-in theater customers, so you know you’re about to watch a genuine goddamn motion picture.”

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Share a reliable character actor Michael Stuhlbarg. Shamefully overlooked by the Academy for the performances in A Serious Man and Call Me By Your Name, great at playing both warm-hearted nerds and weasels, inexplicably adorable.

Four Christmas movies to know me by…

I’ve never wanted to give anyone a harder wedgie in my life

If Glenn Powell was a demon, he’d look like this

I had a lot of fun writing this very silly and gruesome story that’s in keeping with these economically tough times, but also features clowns.