It's been 30 years. People just need to accept that Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You is a stone cold Christmas classic and stop acting like it's some yearly assault on the purity of Christmas music playlists.

Today on the #AOASPodSquad: Get out of the lake because @jennferatu.bsky.social, @genadoesthings.bsky.social, and @joelipsett.bsky.social have re-entered the Oscar race with a look at Nia DaCosta's update of Ibsen's famous play, HEDDA, starring a dazzling Tessa Thompson and a commanding Nina Hoss.

The last thing I want to do is get into a Star Wars debate on Thanksgiving (or any other day), but this remains a travesty.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: U2 (twice) Nine Inch Nails Social Distortion Violent Femmes Gogol Bordello

Tomorrow on #AOASPodSquad: @jennferatu.bsky.social, @genadoesthings.bsky.social, and @joelipsett.bsky.social hit up the party so that they can hang out with Hedda in Nia DaCosta's latest.

When are we getting a limited series about this guy

A Thanksgiving present from last year. “It opens with Ted Raimi selling loose condoms to horny drive-in theater customers, so you know you’re about to watch a genuine goddamn motion picture.”

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Share a reliable character actor Michael Stuhlbarg. Shamefully overlooked by the Academy for the performances in A Serious Man and Call Me By Your Name, great at playing both warm-hearted nerds and weasels, inexplicably adorable.

Four Christmas movies to know me by…

I’ve never wanted to give anyone a harder wedgie in my life

If Glenn Powell was a demon, he’d look like this

I had a lot of fun writing this very silly and gruesome story that’s in keeping with these economically tough times, but also features clowns.

As we remember legendary cinematic weirdo Udo Kier, let’s not overlook his underrated appearance in the video for Madonna’s “Deeper and Deeper.” (song is still an absolute bop, BTW) youtu.be/sJV29ZQIUhs?...

a movie that takes place where you’re from

“1-877-Kars for Kids K-A-R-S for kids, 1-877 kars 4 kids, donate your car today”

News people: sex scandals draw readers because they’re so salacious and naughty! Readers: if you print one more stomach-churning word of RFK’s hornt poetry we will burn down the Grand Canyon

Dreary Day With Danny DeVito Earrings, 2025

Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?

Logging on

i love how bsky posters are so eager to appear worldly and wise that they'll jump to say "AND YOU'RE SURPRISED????" to the craziest shit that's ever happened. if bluesky existed on 9/11/01 you fucking bet these people would out here with "obviously, everyone with a brain cell could see this coming"

I am calling a moratorium on news. There can be no more news for the next 5 to 7 business days

I’m surprised that Fetterman didn’t sign the socialism denouncement, but of course that would have required him to show up for work

After revisiting it for an upcoming episode of Kill by Kill, it brings me no joy to announce that the Amityville Horror remake still sucks

What's a movie gag that never fails to get a chuckle from you ? 🤣 For me....🖤

"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."

This makes me miss The Guardian’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award (also pineapple isn’t sweet, dipshit)

whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered

it never occurred to me that the secret to becoming a wildly successful writer was to be a terrible writer

Honestly I can see how someone would be seduced by RFK Jr’s sensual charms when he turns to you and says [SOUND OF BROKEN GLASS IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL]

this tawdry Olivia Nuzzi stuff highlights why I’m turning into a small-c conservative with regards to “it is unseemly and shameful for people in positions of power and influence to subject the public to their messy-ass sex nonsense on a constant basis”

“RFK Jr. is irresistibly sexy and charismatic” hits that same full-body shudder button for me as “Ted Bundy was handsome”

Salem’s Lot aired on CBS 46 years ago this date, and this is still a genuinely scary scene

Frederico Fellini (though I guess it should be Feline-i), Fred or Freddy to his friends

America’s Power Couple, who probably haven’t had sex outside the constraints of a prenup since 2004

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? There were better, more iconic albums that year, but none of them ended on “All I Want is You”

“IT COULD BE IN RAINBOWS, THE SMELL OF FRESH CUT GRASS OR THE SMILE ON THE FACE OF A CHILD”

A movie about an undead serial killer who attacks people through electricity and a Woody Allen movie back to back at the box office. We used to be a proper country.

Question for mental health professionals and not astrologers: why is everyone being fucking insane right now

In comedy, timing is everything, and now I think Bill Clinton has missed the prime window to post "worst bj ever."

Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie. The rare time I took a picture of myself and thought “Wow, maybe I’m not an ogre after all!” 😂

Frankenstein (2025)

Listen, far be it from me to question anyone’s capabilities, but how many things are wrong with this man

I’m literally about to start screaming. Like, run down the street screaming like a maniac.

All this coming out really puts even more of a grotesque spin on all the bad plastic surgery MAGA women get. They’re less bothered by what their men are attracted to than how to recreate it for themselves. Monsters, all of them.

tbh, the scope of criminality described in barely-literate text and the scale of how many people involved are both genuinely really shocking to me

Tomorrow’s NY Times op-ed: “It’s Hebophilia, Not P*d*philia. There’s a Big Difference.”

I’m genuinely not sure if these people realize that arguing “But what about Biden/Clinton/etc.” is tacitly admitting “Yeah he’s probably a p*d*phile” (yes, I know most of them don’t know what “tacitly” means)