i hit my car in a very Stupid Way yesterday (no one got hurt and nothing other than the car got damaged) and man i am juuuust so sulky about it. experiencing death by a thousand paper cuts lately

just got stopped at the bar by someone saying "go sabres but it's a tough time to be a buffalo fan" and i got to stop them and go WE WON ACTUALLY

LETS GO BUFFALO

OK TAGE 🥵

our setup

RYAN MCLEOOOODDDD

sitting next to my friend who is a red wings fan at the devils-caps game while the sabres get Trounced by the red wings is An Experience

a couple years ago i decided to go all-in on the business goth thing and to try and dress more like i think a modern howl pendragon would dress. as i donned my sabres jersey today i realized i accidentally ended up closer to book howl, the welsh rugby club guy

jack hughes out for two months feels like the sacrificial exchange for dahlin coming back earlier than i thought ... thank u my dinner challenged king

I think Jack Hughes being out for 2 months after slicing open his finger at a dinner for Barstool’s “Frank the Tank” is the funniest injury in NHL history, surpassing the time Brent Sopel threw out his back picking up a cracker off the floor.

hope this means his fianceé is recovering well!! wb o captain my captain

one of the best purchases i've ever made was this pack of hijab magnets that has saved me from about a hundred wardrobe malfunctions and now also, serving as a needle minder for my embroidery

all that being said i think between beat saber and what i played of pistol whip today i am understanding two things about myself: - i may be a Peace and Love bitch now but the fire of competition still burns - somewhere in an alternate universe there's a version of me who's a COD monster

i've always been a trombone champ stan it is actually unthinkable to me that putting it in VR makes it funny in a whole new dimension. literally as well as in terms of comedy

I worked really hard on all the details for this fish plush pouch. Especially the card window that I wanted to have a snug pocket on the inside so that nothing will get lost! I love cute and functional products and I'm super happy with how this came out! 💛 www.kickstarter.com/projects/lok...

Trying to talk to people when they only ever have negative opinions about media is so boring! You're not FUUUUUN

i'm with @silvarils.bsky.social here. i'm 2/3 on jobs and friends let's get some proposals over here

friday soapbox: as a designer, if you want something to be a skillful action for players, and you want growth in this skill to be very deep/meaningful, then you need to also let players be bad at it. sometimes horrendously bad. players hate this pain, and designers often want to mitigate it away.

hey gang! this survey had only FIVE HUNDRED respondents! please take this data with a whole box of morton's table salt!

jpb at his best writing about an album that is rosalia at her best. happy friday i have been in a Mood and now i like christ have been reborn. also aside from berghain you should all listen to divinze and dios es un stalker. and the whole album actually

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

if they take that goalie out of that mf net tonight i Swear on my LIFE

i'm taking my mother and brother to a sabres game when i go home to visit for the holidays and i am so Afraid of what my family is going to witness. both on the ice and also, what will become of Me depending on what's happening on that ice

my contribution to the #Frankenstein yuri agenda

i just had a vision almost like a prophecy you're on a mediocre date. they wanna show you something they made. they're so excited about it. they're a filmmaker, you see. they sit you down and crack open disney plus. and they make you watch their genAI frozen III visual longfic.

having supportive friends sucks because they "believe in you" or whatever even if something is Scary

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

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literally sitting outside rn on my lunch break sunning myself like a dying plant. do you think this will fix me

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finally caved and bought one of those therapy sun lamps. my next step is to designate a flat surface lay on and have a half hour of Lizard Time every day. will report back

We need more Narrative games.

really went from 2-1 to 2-5 in the matter of a single period huh...

normal gossip is already an incredible podcast and now: malala

everything the light touches is your kingdom, son

hair is giving lion's mane today in a big way so i am just walking around my house and doing my best mufasa impression at my cat as i settle into work tasks

having troubling thoughts like, "what if i learned to thread my own eyebrows"

heard marc anthony's 'i need to know' as the store three days ago and it's been living in my head ever since. help

i have been mourning galavant for a decade

oh the 50 year mortgage is real

aaron got hurt during the recording of this episode

Uh Oh: Local Idiot Reminded by Shipping Notification That They Pre-Ordered Clothes and Then Lost a Not-Insignificant Amount of Weight

tech and games folks really do travel in packs bc there are three people from my old startup working in my current org and we have all Found Each Other lmfao

im starting my own games industry accolades. every honoree gets a brick to throw at an institution of their choice

i listen to a lot of "normie," mainstream political content and lemme tell you i ain't never seen the democrats more united than this "oh my god, why did they cave, schumer SUCKS" moment

chat, is it cool to believe in nothing and stand for nothing

apartment pet limis are bullshit i saw a kitten up for adoption yesterday that had the face and spirit of a depressed peasant and now he's all i think about

Chuck Schumer??? how about, chuck, SHOO more. HA! (howard dean scream voice) POKEMON GO TO THE POLLLLLLS!!!