A woman with years of experience and qualifications speaking in her area of expertise Vs Replyguy shadowboxing at a point no one made A tale as old as time.

Ow i hit myself in the tit with a tennis racquet while swatting wiffle balls around the house.

cis women were bad at being women once too they just got to be bad when they were 12 and you have to do it when you're 26

i wish I could masturbate and sleep at the same time

Woah I just found out this crazy thing: It says right here that your unique experience is precious and has made you into a beautiful individual with your own perspective. And it says here in fine print that this means you are a magical creature capable of being loved in a way no other creature can!

Oh boooo my allergy test results came back and I am indeed very allergic to red meat. Guess I won't order the burger tonight 😭😭😭

Whimsical egg sacs

My favorite Pompeii graffito is “Theophilus, stop eating pussy against the city wall like a dog”

Bitch with a smudgy mirror who is gonna go sit in the urgent care waiting room but will look cozy doing so.

NUTZ.

Breakfast of oatmeal with chia seeds, turmeric, nutritional yeast, sesame seeds, and olive oil.

my therapist every trans woman on bluesky 🤝 stay the fuck off reddit (formatting is hard)

Spinosaurus Swimming with Fishes ❤️🐟 #berensart2025 #paleoart

ughhh I think I have an infection in my arm. fucking lame. guess I'll go to urgent care in the morning?

plantgirl who slips vines into your head while you sleep and sets them there, squeezing your brain and festooning with little flowers that just keep your head in a blissful pollen filled haze and mindlessly focused on pollination, spreading every time you get fucked slipping you deeper every day

CAITI IS THE PRETTIEST

Jeff Nippard has great content on lifting too. More people (esp trans women) should do some strength training. Makes a huge difference for just general wellness. My recent spate of surgeries notwithstanding, I am in better shape and feel better in my 30s than I did in my 20s. Because I use my body.

Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...

See? Shimmer looks nice!

Check out this bagworm moth case! The larvae make these and glue them together with silk. They carry them around and add to them, then pupate inside. Then they become little moths.

genuine advice from a bitch who has helped like a Bunch of people reduce or fully quit nicotine swapping from cigs to vapes full on almost never works for reducing your nicotine intake in my experience. every time ive seen it attempted the intake either stays static or increases actually

🔮 buppy does have a ko-fi, he hates to ask for help… it would help so much to be able to take the time off but buppy doesn’t want take from other people who need it more nyoom here it is though if you wanted to ko-fi.com/marallmighty

Will this make my tits bigger?

Sam rules, buy his prints. Stella demands it

Arguing over breakfast Steller's Jays #birds

Me this morning: "why am I so sleepy???" Me last night: "60mg of melatonin should do the trick!"

mixing all my pills in a crystal dish along with some jordan almonds and just eating a handful anytime I feel bad.

Not me describing the time someone was standing above me about to cave in my skull with a hatchet had a friend not intervened. I think I was 7 or 8?

y'all think I would look cute with contacts? I could accessorize my frames more too because non-prescription glasses are cheap. @buppy.kindboys.online got me thinking more about this.

Not a great photo -- rushing to get ready -- but I think I fill out the old bras a bit more.

🚨New paper alert!🚨🤩 🧪⚒️Welcome the first filter-feeding pterosaur from Brazil: Bakiribu waridza, from the Araripe Basin!! 🥳 The new species is AWESOME and was discoverd inside a regurgitalite 😱🤍 www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Democrats shut down the government, only to pass a bill that bans.... CBD products for some reason?

Check out this bagworm moth case! The larvae make these and glue them together with silk. They carry them around and add to them, then pupate inside. Then they become little moths.

3yo this morning, "Mommy can we order more creatine?" @katie.bzky.team this is your fault lol

Me: "I'd love to go back under general anesthesia and maybe stay there forever." Also Me: "How is that different from dying? This isn't a suicide fantasy is it?" Me: "Shit, no, it's different. I *could* wake up. Maybe."

granny smith is the only edible apple

butt

boobs

I'm really excited for this ink. Finally something that dries down like Eclat de Saphir looks when wet. IYKYK

CHUCK SCHUMER RESIGN BITCH

They're about to fold for a pinkie promise for that maybe there might be a vote on some of their demands maybe at some point

i hate my senator

Such a great point about increasing water scarcity in regions not historically prone to drought; and that water use from data centers threatens to exacerbate that. Northern VA definitely counts among those regions now facing more droughts and we have a fuckton of data centers here.

It's true.

Yessssss i love trash

Lasagna turned out so well!

We went to a friend's house for dinner and to see their garden. Check out this beautyberry, Callicarpa americana! It's not quite native here but is native to VA. It's a shrub in the mint family which is neat! There's also a non-native in the trade, C. dichotoma with narrow leaves and...

picked up a random Denik brand notebook in a whim and the paper actually holds up really well. Even my wet double-broad stub with Emeraude de Chivor only has the faintest of bleedthrough.

If I'm getting a pussy it better have teeth

We went to a friend's house for dinner and to see their garden. Check out this beautyberry, Callicarpa americana! It's not quite native here but is native to VA. It's a shrub in the mint family which is neat! There's also a non-native in the trade, C. dichotoma with narrow leaves and...