A bear would never do this mind you

Gender affirming jump and scream because I saw a mouse lol Don’t worry Bartram (previously closeted gay French soldier at agincourt) got it.

Good news I've been informed my tits are valid even if they're not fat ☺️

need a cherry pitter shaped like a glock 17

What’s the opposite of silicone tape for scars? My incredibly hot scars on the palms of my hand are healing too well.

how do i pit cherries without making it look like i just shot someone in the head?

photo of bulrushes (Scirpus sp.) and.. what's that in the background? Some kinda Calamagrostis? with mammal

It also makes me happy that libraries and book clubs keep picking up When the Earth Was Green. In fact, if you’re around Baltimore, I’ll join one at Snug Books later this month!

all these guys are absolutely telling on themselves

so like are we at war again? my recollection -- and i'm no expert -- is that we were losing. looking forward to reading the next set of surrender terms that Iran dictates.

farm to table. ass to mouth.

this guy?

Here’s the study link. This study upended the idea that campus rape is perpetrated by a small group of sociopaths. In all reality, most rapists are just ordinary men who hold sexist views, hang out with other men who hold sexist views, and seek power and status.

I love y’all but like we really need to bring back thou as a second person singular like you used to be second person plural exclusively fix our language

Voice training so I have a southern accent

Wendy’s should permanently have a strawberry frosty

“So what, are blackwater mercenaries just never allowed to be trusted with immense political power because they spent their life murdering brown people for money?” yeah dude. I think they should get [redacted] for their crimes

i don't trust anyone wearing one of those fucking ted talk microphone headsets

i gotta get it the fuck together

when the incredibly hot but mentally unwell transfem starts fixating on you

this coming out the same day a bunch of men are bellyaching about how everyone needs a pristine dating history to be in congress now should tell you something thehill.com/homenews/hou...

my other cat was Æthelred II, no not that one. The one from East Anglia known only from coins. Yeah that one. Also closeted gay.

my cat was a closeted gay soldier who fought at agincourt. She murdered so many english pages.

I don’t think it’s “gloating” to point out that’s it’s really not surprising that a nazi does nazi shit. Some people can’t discern even the most basic causal relationships. Discussing something after the fact didn’t cause the thing we’re discussing to come into being.

I’m currently trying to scrape up around 50 bucks for some cheapo sandals and other lil backup clothes to have to change into for laundry and such!

My favorite part of Stabat Mater is where they go “fuck me very to cum, fairy” Pretty sure that’s what they’re saying

In the legume family (#Fabaceae), the position of the dorsal petal is an important characteristic of various subfamilies. In the Cercidoideae & Caesalpinoideae, the dorsal or vexillar petal is innermost. This pattern is called ascending cochlear. 📷: Cercis canadensis. #aestivation #Botany 🌾🧪🌱

lets pretend that every day is monday night (2026)

think my HMO will cover surgery to turn me into a demilich?

why didn't Damocles just keep that sword somewhere else? dumb fuck.

the crack

cluggette sounds like one of those slurs used by trans women to describe either themselves or other trans women

👇 gofund.me/c53b28499

snuffbait virgin (haven't been killed yet)

women weren't meant to suffer they were meant to hang out together in big tshirts and cute underwear in bed

apprehensive about surgery on the 10th. what if i don't look better after i heal up? i know it's not a huge surgery so i'm tempering expectations. but i hope i look hotter after.

oven racks in a hot oven are hot. ow.

Pin sales are going pretty slow this month, compared with the rest of the year. Not sure whether to be disappointed my transition fundraising is less or relieved I get a bit of a break because I'm barely holding myself together with my current workload

someone liked me on one of the apps and their profile seems to suggest that they're happy their dog is dead. i mean i'm more of a cat person, but still that's awful cold.

Every journalist and substacker on this website be like:

🌹 yknow it’s whatever im used to it but when people list off groups worth protecting and listening to (Black people, trans people, women etc) Natives are never mentioned we are still alive and deserve to be heard and protected in all the same ways

Yall should learn about the MOVE bombings if you don’t know what they are. It should be taught about everywhere but they’re not…

Honestly Rate Yourself Looks: 6/10 Creativity: 5/10 Humour: 6/10 Mental Health: 2/10 Empathy: 5/10 Patience: 4/10 Social Skills: 4/10 Memory: 0/10

i'm too stupid to make dinner. i go downstairs to get some rice and now i have gnocchi and i'm prepping chicken. wtf am i doing? those don't even really go together?

Guess I should prep dinner. Photo unrelated

One of my Venus flytraps is going to flower soon. Exciting!

i gotta lock the fuck in mentally. got surgery on the 10th.

Honestly Rate Yourself: Looks: 7/10 Creativity: 5/10 Humour: 3/10 Mental Health: 7/10 Empathy: 9/10 Patience: 8/10 Social Skills: 6/10...(1/10) Memory: 2/10

Could we please send this around again? The storage unit with whats left of my things has cut off access until I pay and I havent been able to get groceries in a while. I appreciate you so much, thank you🖤🖤🖤

Watching the justice system, media, employers, families, and society rip rape victims apart when they come forward: why dont women just report rape???