I'm friends with the girl who's friends with all the popular girls

my goal on this app is to reliably apprise people of the existence of moby dick and the havoc he had made, by reposting this account

No energy to procure food s a PB+j day

Clipped my toenails ama

Happy Pride Month 🌈

Chat do we think this is a threat?

"oh yeah you're that grove........joint?"

Had such a lovely time last night at the release event for @bridgetgordon.gay 's new poetry chapbook, featuring my deer friend @deerea.rs as a guest reader (and another reader who was also fabulous but I dont have her on socials) eri and Bridget both have stuff for sale, check them out!

Fuck you im watching Teletubbies

good morning to us

The triple Ven diagram of trees who are birds who are women with penises contains only the two of us at the center 😇

I am once again not beating the "this bitch kinda knows everyone" allegations

None of you complimented my hair and I worked hard on it so you're all on thin ice but I got to see my friends and appreciate art so not really

Too bad I'm in a rush, this could've been a suit post

Ocean gender

Holy shit Big Grovetender W's today

wait yea hold on. i AM that bitch

Who stole my pincushion??

I'm kinda like kiteman in a way

Grovetender needs a snacky And to lock in

Alright Chicago folks I love public transit tell me your favorite bus stop. Bonus points for a why and double points if it's a funny why

happy pride! i'll be reposting some of my older work this month

this year we r not doing any sexuality turf wars during pride instead we r doing unabashed rabid fucking positivity for your thing without caveats and without qualifications and if it doesn’t apply to you babe you’re making your own fucking post about how cool your thing is

Update: very frustrating!

Checking who reposted so I can decide if it's safe to unmute (it is not)

mornin chicago, go outsidddde

May the booty be plentiful

May the big light in your home never be lit

🌸dryad blessing🌸 May you have grace for the versions of you buried under new growth

Everyone be normal I'm gonna blessings post on main

May your emulsified sauces never break

🌸dryad blessing🌸 May the quiet footsteps of your joy returning home never go unnoticed

I'm a pleasure to have in class ☺️

it's pride month. taco bell should be free for trans women.

“what’s the gayest thing you did today?” “hmm… i had someone take a photo of me in a hole going 👉🏻🥺👈🏻” (sound off with the gayest thing you did on this first day of pride, please)

The number of times I've *accidentally* been on discover today is embarrassing I'm becoming more technologically illiterate to better fit the mom aesthetic

"Hi baby" "No, *you're* baby" "Baby, baby" "No no no, *you're* the baby!" "Baby baby baby baby"

ONCE AGAIN, WE BALANCE UPON THE KNIFE’S EDGE BETWEEN AAPI MONTH AND PRIDE, WHEN OUR GAYSIAN POWERS REACH THEIR APEX

Just saw flash of matching wolf in sheep's clothing, sheep in wolf's clothing and ummmm someone send me a thousand dollars pls

Here's my contribution. #netrunner @netrunner.nullsignal.games

I must not crash out. Crashing out is the vibe killer.

"I think forklifts have an elegance to them"

Honestly we need more girls named after deadly sins I'm just saying

Girl named after a sin who's always disappointing her girlfriend who's riffing on the seasonal name bit because Pride always comes before Fall

Poem about a girl I saw once nine months ago you have no right to make my breath and yet

Happy Pride

the problem with June is it means just three more months left of Beach before it starts getting cold again but you know what they say Pride cometh before the Fall