Atoning(going to sleep) for my sins(eating mac n cheese)

Do you think seven hours of sleep can fix my bloated belly? I sure hope so!

I am once again thinking about michio pa and her polycule owned pirate space ship

you're just jealous because Father says im the prettiest sacrificial lamb he's ever had the pleasure of exsanguinating

I've been blessed by a double yolk egg

I know butch/femme is not a real binary but I so often sit so far on the femme side that I get surprised when the butch-y urges take over during outfit selection

It has been three days hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Packidge for Oren Saturday???

the boobcentric valuation of HRT results must end. i see girls with incredible asses who have been led to believe by society that they have nothing

Yonic the hedgehog

Every now and then I get the urge to become incomprehensible

Maybe posting IS performance art

Hey there world! We've been working hard behind the scenes, but our seeds need sunlight to bloom, and so it's time we officially step out into the world!

Currently in the parenting stage where we have to clap for our baby everytime she goes from standing to sitting without rocking her shit harder than rocky ever could've and honestly more people should approach me with that energy

Gods hungriest hippo

Snuffbait tgirl as the flower that's reaching the peak of blossom and going to fade soon anyway so why not cut it and keep it in a vase and watch the life drip away with the minutes, let her melt and the petals fall til it's only the memory of the day you cut that keeps the room bright

Femme bait

Pirate girl giving me that grapeshot head where she blows me to smithereens

Thinking about the drawfee bit where Jacob gets 1000 followers, calls his girlfriend to tell her, and she says "oh I thought you were calling to wish me a happy birthday"

Jingle your little bells for me jester, and I will weigh the sound against my displeasure and determine your fate

I'm sorry but I'm still thinking about how many other words would be so funny in the Nobody (2021) Title card

If I'm posting bad sorry it's on purpose I'm thinning out the new followers

Homos fucking love being erectus

Last night was such a delight in so many ways I love this city I love dolls night I love being myself

Me, reaping, HAHA HEY UH ? HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

Bloomin!!

Who up abusing they work from home hours to get away with starting out later than they should

Don't forget your shots besties

Ok time to remember I love myself so I can get ready for tonight

Pro tip save all your difficult phone calls for right before dolls night so that the energy of girls in the bar can help you recover from them

I'm brainstorming tonight's Look™ I'm thinking Blossom themes

Oh you think the community is vacuous? Heh, not as vacuous as me! *evaporates*

Unusurpable

I'm returning from a long conversation with loved ones, during which I thought at least twice "damn that's funny I should skeet that later" and I can only remember one of them RIP

You're writing in your journal, I'm writing shit posts to the girls on bluesky, we are not the same

Gonna harvest your meniscus and use the collagen to make gelatin for gummy bears

“socialized male” “”socialized female” why don’t you try socializing outside

Growing boy needs her high protein breakfast

Converting my friends to the church of achilles was a trans girl actually

I think I get to cook for my wife's girlfriend tonight !!!!!!

He/himmed at the library two days in a row what the fuck is going on here

Tagging books I've already read on libby til the library adds them because more people should read them

Welcome weary traveler, to this grove I tend. rest in the shadow of my leaves, climb my boughs and find places to lay, hang your jacket and your bag. Where they may stay safe, seek refuge in the hollows and feast on the foraged nuts and berries

Hey baby you'd look nice in a juice press don't you think?

Tminus 3-days til cool leather accessories hmmmm

Accidentally back on gel eyeliner cuz I ran out of my good liquid one but I'm using a soft blue or brown each day and it's kind of a slay for an everyday look ngl, it's not the classic sharp look but now that I'm less afraid of a thick liner its kinda working for me

Packidge for Oren Saturday???

Felt is past tense, hell yeah it's over