This is the buddy cop movie I want to see

Rocking that hitman fit.

I am so sick and tired of professional athletes telling kids they have to "exercise" and "practice" and "eat right" to become world-class athletes. That sort of gate-keeping has to stop! Today I'm announcing a new non-profit that provides unlimited steroids to any kid who wants to compete.

We gotta bring back the 15 dudes on a stage in weird outfits kinda band.

mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for

Consent manufacturing guy goes Brrrrrrre

Feeling down today. I found the notebook with the planning written out for my UK bikepacking trip where I was going to pop in on various netrunner friends along the way. The routes I was going to string together, camping spots, places to eat, people to visit. I was slated to leave march 2020...

I have a question for #TTRPG people. What is your favorite GMless game that shines for two people. I have played a number of games that fit that bill for a single session game, such as Star Crossed, but what I am looking for is a two player GMless campaign game.

Doskvol looking pistol. Ask him what he is going to do with his downtime actions!

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

NEW: The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found that Trump once did the very thing he claimed could be a crime.

More journaling rpgs.

Big things happening

What really gets me is how deeply cynical all these AI ads are. Isn't every other human awful? Isn't the tiniest inconvenience the end of the world? Why not go to mcdonalds ALONE and eat a slop burger until its over.

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?" To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you

Today’s watch is my Timex Waterbury dress watch.

I did a little digging and these are my top 5 artists of all time on streaming platforms. 1. Dua Lipa 2. Rezz 3. Viagra Boys 4. Chvrches 5. Kamelot Lol. Lmao.

This is like when for the civilians when you play Into the Rift.

Im SORRY WHAT? I would say this distinction belongs to The Clash?

Schotten Totten with my partner. #boardgames

Part 6 of Mechanisms is now up! The cook, her kitchen tricks, the ace, her mech, and their island militia. Read Pilot Light here: archiveofourown.org/works/65777698 (Thank you to @lilinyx.bsky.social @magseidolia.bsky.social and @sereiaploitation.bsky.social for beta reading!)

Part 5 of Mechanisms is now up! 🎶Oh, I'm just a girl, take a good look at me Just your typical prototype...🎶 Day in the life of Amaranth Thelxinoe Faustus: fallen socialite and corporate personal assistant extraordinaire. Read Self-Enchanted Empire here: archiveofourown.org/works/65132881

Amber sunrise 🌅

These guys want to be kings let’s treat them like we did our corrupt kings.

Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.

I've been saying this for a year now: the Democrats have missed a gigantic political opportunity--and, at this point, have failed in an ethical obligation--to create a shadow-government health department that dispenses medically accurate information, guidance, and advice.

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

I really don’t know how we de-cultify half the population. Does anyone have theory or any amount of optimism about bringing ordinary conservatives back into reality? Cuz if we can’t do that we are still fucked.

Trump offers unicorns and handjobs to voters.

Does anyone have a block list for all the political cartoon reposter accounts?

I don’t love how the accounts that just post old movie posters or albums on their anniversaries are cropping up on this app.

Gang I am cooked. I made a course graphic this morning.

oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet

it rules that every day now is just watching everything in your life get more expensive and worse and then also constantly being told that nothing is more expensive or worse

Are our friends naughty, or are they nice? We’ve got an epic session of Blood on the Clocktower in Minecraft queued up - all in the name of the charity! The six hours start now, tune in and donate!

📣 Iron Rising has begun! Episodes 1 and 2 are now live. Dive into Hyperion City, the Law of Seven, and the start of Selene and Dorian Kelvarus’ story. Listen here: starforged-iron-rising.bearblog.dev/listen/ #ironsworn #starforged #actualplay #podcast

The Duality of Kitten

8 HOURS LEFT!! check this out ASAP, it's so close to its goal and i REALLY want it 😭 🔗: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...

Cycling in winter on the coast. #bikesky

I definitely don’t have a trick taking problem. I have a trick taking solution! #boardgames

Lady Sif says you can do it!

Every once in a while my dog Lady and I will come across the fox that lives in our little woods. They share about 10 seconds starting at each other, making noises, before the fox trots off.

Im fiscally conservative but socially liberal.

I love that every day this year a new form of gambling was brought to market. Definitely a good economic indicator!