NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

this happened to my buddy Greg

it blows my mind that both Paul's Boutique and Super Ghouls n' Ghosts both came out around 1989

Yohji Yamomoto Y-3 lookin ass pistol

me, a GenX former raver/party kid enjoying Marathon's art direction on a backfilled team of Zoomer sweats with FaZe tags

Butter has spent all morning trying to figure out what 1+1 equals and, frankly, it's not going well for her

Germany and the Nazis won WWII and now jointly occupy the US. Everybody’s plotting and scheming for more power/wondering what life’s meaning is under racially authoritarian government/suspicious of everybody else. Felt really current, for some reason?

The death toll from the USAID cuts is already in the hundreds of thousands Musk, Trump, and the Supreme Court have already killed over half a million children You may not know this but the Washington Post Editorial Board surely does

We live amongst gods

A banger youtu.be/Uf-n7YfRKqc?...

i love that Splatoon esports is still a thing with so many passionate players

"It's where I keep all my stuff!"

My favorite Captain of all time. I appreciated how the character always took time to be a parent to his son.

FB Marketplace is either 3060Ti 12GBs for $150 that look like they've been smash & grabbed or 4GB of DDR3 for $500 or

Study for “Homage to the Square: Consent” by Josef Albers, 1971 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137253

Nut Spoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8EE...

lookin ass

LinkedIn is already awful and its now more awfuller

committing to a bit

Resilience targeting

“we’re heading into a recession“ i agree we headed into it in 2008 and never came out

I'm sorry people I'm responsible for fanfics saying OC Do Not Steal. I ☝️ have stolen a lot of them

BYE BYE PAM BONDI

I remember playing the original Marathon on @weaponplus.bsky.social's Apple while also going to raves whose flyers looked liked this in 1997

This behavior is spiritually Philadelphian

Someone I dated 15 years ago posted she's getting OSHA & forklift cert on her Stories & I've never felt like a fumbled someone as bad as I have now.

This is a PARANOIA mission

yup

Wiseguy is slept on

Great speech, dude.

Invincible is what if Vegeta got divorced

Wild

What a fucking shot holy shit

so is Silksong The Cleveland Show to Hollow Knight's Family Guy

If this is an April fools joke, I will take drastic action. I need this to be true.

looking forward to the toxically positive LinkedInfluencer wanna-be thought leaders walking back all the dumbass "it's inevitable" rhetoric in a year like they did with blockchain, big data, etc.

"Excuse me is this the Principal's Office?! I am not Yoshi I am Yoshi's Father."

The Kids' WB! Snow Jam with Lou Bega by Lou Bega Published: 2000-02-05

"You might say that I’m just somebody who’s focused on what’s really important: Not remembering anything but my feelings and being convinced that I am the arbiter of the human experience because I am the only one who continually exists."

Over privileged white people have taught the rest of us that it’s rude to talk about money. This reality hampers white collar union organizing. In my experience Black & Latino people & working class whites are much more likely to discuss in detail how much money they make.

Before Bartmania there was the Jackéenomenon and prior to that the Bartokomousity

Canned Beer: Beer becomes Comfortable

1st time i heard Jelly Roll was when i was driving my then-girlfriend & her drunk friends back from a bar in Nashville & I gave her the aux after the first few bars I said "this music is making my dick soft" which caused her to snort laugh/puke girl drink in her mouth & then over my leather seats

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

You can say when someone is lying or bigoted