fuck instant yeast all my homies hate instant yeast

8am to the 3pm? That’s what I call revving up time. That last hour and a half of work is when the real magic happens.

hmm. I wonder if there is something going on outside. I guess we will never know

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

thank goodness mochi is here to save me from blanket snakes

"live by the sword" this, "die by the sword" that. whatever happened to tenderly embracing the sword, as you would a lover

oh shit happy payday beloveds

damn trump was besties with the most notorious pedophile of all time and turns out the pedophile fucking hated him

new primary care provider is fine!

I have officially lost 115 lbs in the last two years

I don't date anymore but I am currently waiting to be seen by a new primary care provider and that's basically the same thing

Vaxxed?

hope you're all enjoying the aurora you fucking traitors

I had an undercut for the majority of my 20's and spent the last year growing it out. it's all the same length now but the bottom half of my hair is SO MUCH WAVIER

AAAAAAAAAAA

obviously the solution here is to have James Bond regenerate like in Doctor Who. like come on now.

I do not think my radiators are on lmao

mango: aaaaaaaaa me: hey mango mango: AAAAAAAAAAAA me: JESUS CHRIST HI MANGO mango: mango: aaaaaaaaaa

"everywhere I go, damn, there I am" -- ben folds

everyone shut the hell up, I am watching wrestling

I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

I have successfully gooped the cats for another month with minimal incident. get gooped, losers

mango when I am working: IF I DO NOT GET ATTENTION RIGHT NOW I WILL LITERALLY DIE mango when I am parked on the couch watching TV and would happily pay attention to her: eh. whatever mango when I am trying to sleep: IF I DO NOT GET ATTENTION RIGHT NOW I WILL LITERALLY DIE

okay yeah there we go. there is the human misery I am used to. welcome back my old friend

I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...

do not let her smol bean uwu babygirl act fool you. she just stole a curly fry off of my plate like 10m ago

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

it should be illegal for me to have a migraine on the day I have predator imax tickets

warner brothers trickster figures explained

oh fuck yeah

gimme yr fuckin tumny

happy bake off finale if jasmine doesn't win I will be rioting in the streets

get it right

10/10 take. No notes.

breaking out the big coat today

it's crazy that hello kitty is a scorpio

in all seriousness my body cannot handle three days of good news in a row. I am too accustomed to abject human misery. I keep running to the bathroom to throw up

I would have killed to be on that jury. call out of work for a week. eat a free sandwich lunch. tell fascists to go to hell. actual modern american dream. I am mad that this happened to people who are not me.

FUCK ALL A.I SHIRT AVALIABLE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

oh to be a sleepy mango in these trying and difficult times

for every stupid post or comment I make please know that there's about 5 that I typed up and decided against posting/commenting. or typed up and immediately deleted, which is a thing I also do

AI will NOT take the sparkle emoji from me ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

me and @anacrusisnt.bsky.social boss grinding for a good time not a long time

they should try me at the hague for war crimes

I had an odd number of pieces of bread so BEHOLD THE TRIPLE DECKER GRILLED CHEESE