are we back????

part of the first floor of my building is a daycare/preK/Kindergarten. I have the window open and the cats are on the windowsill. I just heard a small child yell "LOOK AT THE KITTY!!!"

wow it is so goddamn nice outside

🚨🚨 BIRD ALERT BIRD ALERT BIRD ALERT🚨🚨

they are sisters

when you've got a formal choir concert at 7 but you're going line dancing at 9

I overestimated how much time I needed to do my hair and makeup so I am sitting here in my office chair like a gargoyle with a full face of makeup and only undergarments on because I don't want to change into my concert dress until right before I have to leave

my brother brings important news from the front lines (chilis)

a guy on this Forged in Fire episode just brought out a banana, poured hot sauce on it, and then ate it in the middle of the shop floor

is that fucking KATYA on this hacks ep??

thank fucking god

john mulaney once said that cancelling plans is like heroin and he's not wrong but I was supposed to go on a work trip in June and it just got cancelled and THAT is like some kind of new super heroin they gotta figure out how to bottle that shit

Look on my works, Chat, and despair

oh shit happy payday beloveds

"are there any goals that you would like to see achieved in the upcoming performance year" look man I am just a little guy and I am doing my best.

I'm sorry??

...all I'm saying is that BARB AND STAR MEET THE WOLF MAN should not be out of the question.

absolutely fuck all of this fucking shit I am getting a grilled cheese

honestly the battle hymn of the republic fucks

wake up babe!!!!!

I have another 3 hour dress rehearsal and it's the last one before the concert and if I am asked to cover another alto 1 part I am going to LOSE MY MIND

work: hello! it is time once again to talk about BENEFITS me: oh no work: are you ready to think about THE FUTURE me: not really work: are you ready to think about DEATH and LONG-TERM DISABILITY me: AHHH work: will this be the year you figure out what a Roth IRA is me: NOOOO

"Wedding Save-the-Date"-ass photo

me: oh boy I got some chocolate covered almonds and now I will sit and eat some mochi: food? 👀 me: no mochi mochi: pls food?? 🥺 me: YOU ARE A CAT WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO WITH A CHOCOLATE ALMOND

I hate performance review self-evals so much you are my boss! just tell me how I'm doing! why is it my responsibility to tell you how I think I'm doing first??

choir director please stop asking me to switch to alto 1 a week before the concert challenge

I have two three-hour dress rehearsal this week and a concert, so if you see me in real life this week please treat me the way you might treat a spooked horse

you're laughing. mango is literally sitting in a box right now, and you're laughing

had banana bread this morning and immediately thought about this video

may we all one day find someone who loves us as much as mango loves shoe

oh sick new War on Women album

oh this episode is for the SHIPPERS huh??

the other new episode of hacks that I didn't watch yesterday because I got home close to midnight, thank fucking god!

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

new episode of hacks, thank fucking god!!

Thank you for calling. Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed. If the old world is dying, please, press 1. For new world is struggling to be born, press 2. If now is the time of- Ok. You selected "Monsters." If it is the time of monsters please have your reservation code ready.

we ran it and it was at the end of a 3.5 hour rehearsal and my voice gave out after the second note

I looked at the Bernstein! again! this choir doesn't deserve me! if we don't look at it at rehearsal tomorrow I will go insane!

Everything going okay man? You’re in a split diopter shot right now

I made a plate of chicken parmesan can I interest anybody in a plate of chicken parmesan

sisters

that was the most painful game of hockey I have ever witnessed nobody text me

I bought a piano bench like a year ago when I bought the keyboard and I never built it. transported it in its original box when I moved across the country. I finally built it today. it took me like 10 minutes

NEVER!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

I AM IN MOURNING!!

andrei vasilevskiy the man that you are

absolutely fuck all of this fucking shit I am getting a big sandwich