all the previous July 4ths with the cats were spent in a county where fireworks were illegal and I am very pleased to announce that my cats really don't seem to give a shit about fireworks

the cats have been gooped for yet another month. get gooped, idiots

happy 4th, I'm gonna watch a bunch of foreign films on Mubi, as our founding fathers intended

Having my organs removed and preserved in my collection of Dunkin' Canopic Jars.

sitting at a respectable distance and making biscuits bc it's too damn hot to snuggle

okay yeah we've graduated to "sleep in the living room bc that's where the window unit is"

🎶 I GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET AND THE OTHER ONE IS GIVING A HEAD PAT 🎶

thought I was a fuckin genius for deciding to spend my afternoon/evening in a dark air conditioned movie theater but I failed to consider that I would have to go outside to get to the movie theater

thank god!!!

in the immortal words of Rob Thomas: man, it's a hot one

I finally figured out where to put the tower fan in my bedroom so that it's actually circulating the air from the living room where my AC is. reddit once again saving my ass in my 75 year old apartment for the millionth time

extremely Some Bullshit that I moved up here from the fucking South and it was cooler down there than it was here today

I made a big thing of carbonara if anyone wants some

does anyone have July 4th plans I can crash

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

oh boy time to be insufferable about another episode of The Vampire Lestat

my job observes the new fiscal year in July so I've been going around wishing everybody a happy new year. I seem to be the only one who finds it funny

how do girls style their hair with those claw clips where they let the top of their ponytail stick out and make it look cute bc when I do it I look like an electrocuted pomeranian

????????

I’m like one of the Jackass guys but if they never did any of that stuff

hell yeah

Libra: This week, take heed from the Good Book: “And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day.”

I have a theory that every fish name can be classified as either "minor character from the Les Miserables novel not adapted into the musical" or "the most devastating insult you've ever heard"

went here and everybody knew you

everyone shut the hell up I'm listening to the new Muse album

mango you are in the way

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there's a million billion trillion stars but I'm down here low fussing over scars on my soul ON MY SOUL ON MY SOUL ON MY SOUL ON MY SOUL I AM SO IN-FIN-I-TES-I-MAL

asian market in my neighborhood you beautiful bastards you've done it again!!

today I learned that I am incapable of spelling the word 'infinitesimal' without singing the mother mother song in my head

may we all one day find someone who loves us as much as mango loves (my brother's) shoe

my brother has been at my apartment two hours and he has already had to go take his allergy meds. he is staying here for 3 nights

we're all hanging out. I'm kind of a third wheel but we are all, technically, hanging out

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

hello migraine my old friend

I need to take ibuprofen. but I can't take ibuprofen on an empty stomach. but I can't eat until after my afternoon doctor's appointment because I have to fast for a blood test :(

the ol razzle dazzle

for those of you who have been unable to watch the second season of IWTV has been added to Netflix you have no excuse now

typing the sentence "in recognition of the 4th of July, [COMPANY] will be closed Friday, July 3rd" and having to get up and walk away from my computer for a minute

WHEN THE MAN WHO GIVES THE ORDER IS BORN NEXT TIME ROUND ON THE BOAT SENT BACK WHEN THE BODIES STARVING AT THE BORDER ARE ON TV GIVING PEOPLE THE SACK

went through the whole effort of cooking myself a nice dinner only to realize I got one of those "woody" chicken breasts that are so fibrous you can barely put you fork through it

Libra: It can be hard knowing what to do in today's complex modern world, so you'll find it refreshingly straightforward to be hunted for sport.

who is ready for me to be intolerable about another episode of iwtv

File under: Dudes rock www.instagram.com/reel/DZxz5x-...

I used to LOVE getting cross stitch kits off of etsy but all my favorite shops stopped selling in the US when the tariffs were at their worst and now it's all just been replaced with fucking AI pattern bullshit and it's so sad

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

I am going to need every karaoke catalog to add the songs from The Vampire Lestat stat

it's like a renaissance painting

I can still hit the high note in Hop Along's "Prior Things" if any of you even care

the long weekend enjoyer has logged off