omg

lf Dems had any sense they'd treat this guy the way the right treated Kyle Rittenhouse. Put him on tour. Give him Morning Joe's spot or something.

It's a man lashing out at The System for putting mayonnaise on an Italian sub. No jury will convict.

Deliberating for 7 hours so they could take a break before finishing the party sub

A) there’s too much money at stake — $12 billion for a season to say nothing of the long-term damage — to wash a whole season B) you/I can’t do a damn thing about it, and even if there’s a shorter stoppage, it wouldn’t be for another 13 months, so find something you can control and make it better

FOH with this doomer bullshit

When I saw the Baseball Project in September, I definitely felt a little awkward when they started singing about Dale Murphy’s Hall of Fame case.

new @fangraphs.com: kicking off my profiles of the candidates on the just-released Era Committee ballot is an iconic two-time MVP whose knee problems curtailed his career — and one whom I've spent a lot of time thinking about in the past several years as lesser candidates were elected.

"Sure, some guy whose name no one remembers, his life may be in danger, but how do I, the protagonist of reality, look?"

Imagine having a medical emergency in a room with the highest health officials in the country—best place for it, right?—and it turns out the most qualified of them are RFK Jr. and fucking Dr. Oz

new @fangraphs.com: dusting off a methodology I've been using to evaluate multiyear runs of successful teams — one inspired by the Rob Neyer/Eddie Epstien Baseball Dynasties book (pub. 2000) — to consider where this recent Dodgers run fits in.

I'm hard-pressed to think of a non-Jewish Democratic politician who has spoken to Jews with more respect and empathy than Mamdani. The fact that many Jewish establishment orgs are going after him while staying relatively mum on resurgent Nazism is a disaster, both for American Jews and in general.

Fredward will go into the hall as a Dodger because the Braves wouldn't let him do the worm

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

Eye roll, jerk off motion

The light is absolutely wild outside here in Brooklyn

You can read yesterday however you want, but I’m going with “Shove the whole ballroom up your ass, Donny.”

oh buddy, that ship has sailed

baseball is dying

good to know John Rocker is still out there, an uabashed racist desperate for attention and likely to shit himself to death riding a subway — or an Uber — through NYC. What a pathetic and miserable life he must lead. (you can find the tweets yourself)

new @fangraphs.com: dusting off a methodology I've been using to evaluate multiyear runs of successful teams — one inspired by the Rob Neyer/Eddie Epstien Baseball Dynasties book (pub. 2000) — to consider where this recent Dodgers run fits in.

new @fangraphs.com: @benclemens.bsky.social did the heavy lifting on this staff-wide guide to this winter's free agent crop. I had the honor of weighing in on the top-ranked Kyle Tucker, who... isn't in the class of Judge, Ohtani, and Soto, who topped our last three Top 50s.

Nice printout and nice kerning, fuckos. Is graphic design your passion, or

OMFG

The kind of taunting bars you can only get from a former rapper

a banger for the summer jams playlist

Perhaps the NYT should run some articles about how the Republicans need to listen to the concerns of ordinary Democratic voters.

With the release of yesterday's Era Committee ballot, my timeline was moving quickly yesterday and I forgot to share this, a fun podcast spot recorded a few days ago

This Mamdani speech is absolute 🔥🔥🔥

even if you add up Cuomo and Silwa it's still just two asshole losers.

WANT

If you're about to post something mean about Andrew Cuomo, I urge you to pause, take a deep breath, and think of something even meaner.

🧵

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections? in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

Hell yeah, Mamdani! And eat shit forever, Cuomo!

My Bloody Valentine’s “Loveless” was released on this date in 1991.

This to me is the game. I don’t care if Schumer doesn’t like Mamdani, but for him to stand silently by while sex pest Cuomo leans into gutter racism and Islamophobia while accepting endorsements from Trump, Musk and Miller is outrageous from the Senate Minority Leader.

succinct

"Well, well, well, you actually found one..."

aw shit

Trump, Clinton, Musk, now Portnoy, and of course Cuomo himself. That’s got to be a record for most combined sexual assault allegations supporting the same mayoral campaign

yes please, fucko

When it comes to the ghouls that crawled to the top of the muck heap during the global war on terror (which never ended), there's no one I'd rather read than @attackerman.bsky.social. His Cheney obit is no different. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

"Mooooo-ooomm, can you come pick me up? I was trying to oppress people and someone threw a sandwich at me and I could feel it and it broke up some of it got on my jackboots and I could smell the onions and mustard."

Is this a @productiveouts.bsky.social burner account now?

The opinion sections of major newspapers have responded to Zohran Mamdani's campaign in the same way that a group of terrified, purse-clutching suburbanites visiting NYC might respond if you asked them to ride the subway to try some Indian food in Jackson Heights. www.cjr.org/analysis/leg...

new @fangraphs.com: my first look at the just-released 2026 Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era Committee ballot, for candidates whose greatest impact came after 1980. As usual, the omissions are as notable as the inclusions, and now the process has a new wrinkle that could shape future elections