January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.

Me during the 2023 ALDS

Love a good Sword of Damocles reference.

Door December, always getting the short shrift in Year in Review issues.

20? Years??

I would be livid.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, watched insurance commercials and thinks, "what I need in my life is more interactions with insurance companies."

The concept of "hero" has been cheapened, but this man in a hero.

The Trump comments about Rob Reiner are extra batshit because a few months ago people were getting fired and civil war was being threatened because some people dared to accurately describe Charlie Kirk's beliefs

All the people who lost their jobs posting things like “Charlie Kirk was not such a great guy,” and the man in the Oval Office literally blames murder victims for provoking their own murder through what he considers their unreasoning opposition to him, and there is never any accountability for him.

Jesus

Charles Barkley/Dick Vitale combo way less annoying than I feared.

lol

I've never heard of a lot of these people. The ones I have are all some kind of combination of grifter/sociopath. Oh, and one plays for the Cubs.

Wow. Bill Belichick fired all of his coordinators. That he isn't related to.

Now he's Pete AlsonsO

Coming in '26, the 30th anniversary edition.

Pete Alonso? The New York first baseman?

This’ll go over well

No on MLB Network, including Brian Kenny, is willing to criticize this outcome. State-run media.

Good job on picking the one player on the ballot no fan gives a shit about.

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The Big Tens’s claiming Jackie Robinson now? lol

Very cool video (credit to the amazing u/ogasawarabaseball on Reddit) of what looks to be the first home run in South Sudan’s national baseball team history, hit by captain Biol Atem at the U-15 Baseball World Cup Africa Qualifier.

Some music to decorate the tree to.

RIP to the inspiration of one of my favorite Veep jokes: "I want you to start lining up architects. I wanna talk to every Tom, Dick and Gehry out there."

RIP to the inspiration of one of my favorite Veep jokes: "I want you to start lining up architects. I wanna talk to every Tom, Dick and Gehry out there."

via JBFlint/X

My God, he did it. He pulled off the "Triple Charles Kuralt."

it is crazy that the president is essentially just the project manager for a medium-sized hotel ballroom who tweets things which would yet someone with that actual job fired instantaneously

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Apparently I give zero fucks

Let me have it, @profanity.accountant

“Pending physical”

it looks like crap and immediately antagonizes a good chunk of us. if that's your goal, carry on. if that's not your goal, consider "Americans"

And did absolutely nothing to stop them.

The student-run Daily Tar Heel is doing stellar reporting on deep struggles over #UNC's School of Civic Life and Leadership, created by the legislature, here's the latest from reporter Aidan Lockhart: www.dailytarheel.com/article/inve...

Honestly, this should end all food discourse on here. But it won’t.

the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers

Best content you'll see all day

1. Yes! Thank you. USians is the dumbest shit imaginable. I know a popular British podcaster who uses it, and it is do annoying. 2. If you want to find some truly off-putting people to block, check out the replies to this.

Can't wait to hear about their crypto scheme.

My favorite detail is the canned cranberry sauce.