Bernie

Gonna wait to watch The Odyssey on my phone, like Chris Nolan intended.

Plinkett’s Charge

All the women buried next to each other with “best friends” headstones ARE all lesbians. But they were never dating, just two best friends who happened to be lesbians.

All the women buried next to each other with “best friends” headstones ARE all lesbians. But they were never dating, just two best friends who happened to be lesbians.

Plinkett’s Charge

I know a lot of the focus here has been on the Dems who voted not to cut aid to Israel but I think “the majority of the caucus voted to cut aid” is a monumental sea change in Dem politics and the movement here is only going in one direction this is the most Dem support Israel will ever see again

Your sleep apnea, blood clots, mood swings and enlarged heart have been determined to be not service connected.

Get in loser, we’re gonna die of heart disease.

When guys are like “that’s not rape, all my friends have done that,” that’s exactly what we’re talking about. That’s the problem. Rape is so common and unpunished that a guy could casually reveal all his friends are rapists and not see it as a problem.

most murders are committed by someone the victim knows - a partner, neighbor etc. but in cases where there is no relationship between murderer & victim? the killer is a cop about a third of the time. if you are killed by a stranger, there is a 1 in 3 chance that stranger is a cop.

People who clutch their pearls about saying “this bad person was bad” are fucking weird.

Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜

No one can stop you from replacing Mr. Melancholy with the porn parody version of Spongebob at 3 in the morning if you want.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 manifesting 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Connor Mcgregor’s body exploding every time he gets into the ring is pretty funny

Eerie Indiana was a psyop to enable millennials to cope with the world becoming unhinged from reality

every fascist is a paper tiger

Graham Platner ends his campaign to go back to his previous job, having no friends or anyone who likes him.

Graham Platner ends his campaign to go back to his previous job, having no friends or anyone who likes him.

Could be us

Just a reminder that there are several cheaper or free tabletop wargames beside Warhammer that are more fun and don’t suck.

I’ll take a million Mamdanis (earnest dorks with big smiles and earned confidence) over performative working class farmer machismo any day.

They’re currently doing the first act of the Death of Stalin type shit for a fucking *SENATOR*?! Have some self respect.

Dumb Toretto

Graham Platner used to be a piece of shit. He still is a piece of shit, but he used to, too.

the English cannot be allowed to defeat Mexico, not after the way they choose to pronounce 'taco'. followers please channel all your witchcraft into hexing their players asap

EXTRY, EXTRY! C.I.A. OVERTHROWN BY RIGHT-WING COUP! IRONY LOST ON ALL INVOLVED! EXTRY, EXTRY!

As a true American, I am more excited about the 60th anniversary of the Slurpee than I am the 250th anniversary of this country.

One of you dumb fucking idiots is gonna fall for this stupid shit, I know it.

Sigmund Floyd

One of you dumb fucking idiots is gonna fall for this stupid shit, I know it.

Sigmund Floyd

As a true American, I am more excited about the 60th anniversary of the Slurpee than I am the 250th anniversary of this country.

Good morning, Pacific Time Zone Plz join us We memeing out here

He fell for the soup!

Why the European left should always be pro-AC: - Ceding this popular issue to the right empowers them; in power they'll gut climate action far more than any AC "emissions." - AC runs on solar. Breaking news: The sun shines when it's hot. - AC saves lives. HEAT PUMPS FOR ALL! (AC is a heat pump...)

hi, I'm a historian of Bakumatsu Japan and an author of trans sapphic cyberpunk, and it's a quiet evening. #AMA

I’m a huge fan of hawk tuah but you took my life savings

Poop gets its color from old red blood cells that your body is getting rid of. It turns brown for the same reason dried blood does, changes in the color of the iron. Hence poop has iron and Magneto is ignoring an opportunity to do something *really* funny.

*sigh* and what do you want me to do about it, Science Focus?

daniel radcliffe transitioned so seamlessly into Weird Little Guy and i love that for him

Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts

Do bri’ish people not have windows that open as part of their unique infrastructure and architecture?

I need people to know that this book, whose cover is often passed around as a meme, is one of the best mushroom-hunting and identification books out there and is still in regular use

Just a reminder that there are several cheaper or free tabletop wargames beside Warhammer that are more fun and don’t suck.