I regret that he had only one life with which to hang disgusting pigs during

The wild drummer guy found someone to collaborate with and they sound fucking amazing

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If you’re gonna be a lib, be a lib as good as Rob Reiner

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I hope wherever the dinosaurs are now, they know how much we love them.

lol lmao

Feel like shit, just want em back

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

My most controversial take is cocaine is bad

I wonder if in Stranger Things Season 5 Part 2 they’re gonna solve the problems by having 11 stick her hand out and yell at stuff

If a leftist tells you Jasmine Crockett is a bad candidate, search their posts to see if they tripped over their own ballsack running to the defense of Graham Platner. And if they’re not from Texas, tell them to go fuck themselves a second time.

I wonder if in Stranger Things Season 5 Part 2 they’re gonna solve the problems by having 11 stick her hand out and yell at stuff

Orwell was a douche

If a leftist tells you Jasmine Crockett is a bad candidate, search their posts to see if they tripped over their own ballsack running to the defense of Graham Platner. And if they’re not from Texas, tell them to go fuck themselves a second time.

Space turd

Orwell was a douche

Imagine what a loser you’d have to be to do 7 thousand pushups in cold water and snorting lines of coke off your senior chief’s cock (as a joke, it’s not gay!!!) so you can get on seal team 6 and then seizing a tanker from guys who are just… there doing their running a tanker. Fucking dorks.

Central Texas: don’t tell us what the fuck we can and cannot read. Feeling good to be from here lately.

i stand by this statement every year

Uwu, werewolves of London. Uwu.

Imagine what a loser you’d have to be to do 7 thousand pushups in cold water and snorting lines of coke off your senior chief’s cock (as a joke, it’s not gay!!!) so you can get on seal team 6 and then seizing a tanker from guys who are just… there doing their running a tanker. Fucking dorks.

True communism is acting like a mother whose kids are about to go no-contact.

How I feel when your stupid ass isn’t from Texas and you want to say why you think Jasmine Crockett shouldn’t run for senate

I hope you FUCKING DIE, Harley Jarvis

I thought I was ready to try a pump track on my longboard. Then I got to the pump truck and found out very fast, multiple times, in quick succession that I was not ready to do a pump track.

How I feel when your stupid ass isn’t from Texas and you want to say why you think Jasmine Crockett shouldn’t run for senate

I’ve never met a Physicians Assistant that wasn’t the most annoying and useless person in the world.

True communism is acting like a mother whose kids are about to go no-contact.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

I’ve never met a Physicians Assistant that wasn’t the most annoying and useless person in the world.

Skateboard you can take inside with you is looking to deliver all that the bike promises and fails at.

Star Trek TNG proves viewers crave a spaceship that looks like a mid-budget hotel. Fictional starships are usually metallic and futuristic but the public wants warm lighting, beige wall panels, and soft carpets like a Ramada Inn

CW: eating disorders I never thought, after surviving the heroine chic era and watching cultural baby steps towards real body positivity that I’d live in an era where I have to have conversations with my own kids about how to protect their mental health and bodies from yet another horrifying trend

At the risk of starting a witch hunt I think it HAS to be the same person that took the ram from the ramalamadingdong

Get you a girl who looks at you the way Telly looks at Feist

This is worse than a participation medal. A new low

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I don’t know what the fuck trans women are talking about when they talk about Yuri. Like, that’s my cousin who really likes hockey and pills.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

This giant seaborne abomination has a BUTTHOLE

I don’t know what the fuck trans women are talking about when they talk about Yuri. Like, that’s my cousin who really likes hockey and pills.

I can excuse the cheating, but I draw the line at him being married to Lily Allen.

Hilary Clinton is fucking stupid

I can excuse the cheating, but I draw the line at him being married to Lily Allen.