They did the motherfucking Pamchenko from 1992’s the Cutting Edge!!!

It's funny that JD Vance keeps bragging to people how Catholic he is and *multiple* popes keep telling him to shut the fuck up and fuck off

A new first-of-its-kind survey aims to explore the needs of Houston's LGBTQ+ community.

Everyone should make art, even bad art, except for rich people

Nothing ruins a YouTube woodworking video like the phrase “next I mix up some Total Boat two-part epoxy and…”

They did the motherfucking Pamchenko from 1992’s the Cutting Edge!!!

Paramore update: she not still into him

Between takes on set Peter Cushing painted wargaming figures. He'd invite female costars to join him if they were new, looked lonely or being perved on by others on set. "Scream Queen" Ingrid Pitt proudly showed me the little figures they painted together once. Kept them all her life #nerdlings

Listen, I just think it's kinda funny that we've gone from "What if JFK takes orders from the Pope" to "The Pope, who is from the US, clearly and publicly hates the Probable 48th President"

I LOVE WOMENS SPORTS!!!

fuck nazis

I LOVE WOMENS SPORTS!!!

Jerkin two dicks onto your face at the same time has really had the fun taken out of it because of Trump’s dumbass ymca dance

The Merchant is Leon Kennedy in game+ mode, that’s my headcanon

Nothing ruins a YouTube woodworking video like the phrase “next I mix up some Total Boat two-part epoxy and…”

I’ll never need to make up a guy to get mad at when so many guys are already microplastic enthusiasts disguising themselves as craftspersons.

manifesting

The Merchant is Leon Kennedy in game+ mode, that’s my headcanon

My autocorrect is FINALLY turning my shots into shits and ducks into fucks

i have been on HRT for nearly 9 years and i have *NEVER* looked at someones online profile and thought "this person is clearly faking being trans" ppl who make weird accusatory posts about how ppl are faking being trans or queer or are the wrong kind of trans or queer are community cancer

the technology the left is excited about is called the Sega Dreamcast

Here it is, your moment of zen.

So glad everyone else hates emeril fennel as much as me

my fellow low-born, doubt not your seat at the table, not when they've got Emerald Fennell out here conscripting the Australians into live-action Wattpad adaptations

Fellas, is it cunty to rustle jimmies?

Few sights in the world are as colorful as this 1974 creation.

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell

Capitalism invented the Everyone is Beautiful (subjective) and No One is Horny (objective) drug.

Congrats to everyone, even the haters and the losers, out there having non patriarchy centered, non penetrative forms of sex today.

You don’t see a hairline like this drummer’s in pop music anymore and that’s a problem. youtu.be/HTzGMEfbnAw?...

Canonically trans youtu.be/Rui0hzN-EFE?...

Congrats to everyone, even the haters and the losers, out there having non patriarchy centered, non penetrative forms of sex today.

If we work hard enough, we can make the last kid ever look even weirder.

All of the companies selling properties to ICE have names. For instance, the company who sold a warehouse in San Antonio to ICE for their concentration camp here is called Oakmont Industrial Group out of Atlanta, GA and the members of their board are publicly available on LinkedIn. Thanks.

Wear hoodies, punch Nazis.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

Let’s get more Chinese and put sex workers in charge of the navy

Me watching Apocalypse Now: “this is just a ripoff of that Eek! The Cat episode where Eek has to go down a river looking for Sharky.

It’s fucking AOC for president in 2028 because at some point there needs to be a president younger than me.

I used to miss Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

It’s fucking AOC for president in 2028 because at some point there needs to be a president younger than me.

Me watching Apocalypse Now: “this is just a ripoff of that Eek! The Cat episode where Eek has to go down a river looking for Sharky.

🌟 Sex workers at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...

I used to miss Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

Who are we most surprised about NOT showing up in the Epstein files yet? (picture unrelated)

Seems like there’s better places to snort cocaine off of than a toilet, that’s a choice when you do that.

I think a large part of I Think You Should Leave’s success and popularity is that it’s really fun to quote a show when what you’re quoting is FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMNIT FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK THIS’S SO FUCKED UP in the loudest stupid voice you can make and it rules.