Unfortunate clickbait title, but good little clip. www.youtube.com/shorts/bS9bH...

I'm engaged in a private conversation on how unreliable AI "detectors" are and also that publications that utilize them could be infringing on the writer's intellectual property rights by "feeding" an unpublished story into a machine to "check" it. (DON'T DO THIS, EDITORS.) This is just to say...

Petition for Matthew Rhys to be the next Doctor Who

reattach saucer section youtube

Another point is that the UK is at a much higher latitude than many realise. High temperatures hit very differently when the days are long and the nights are increasingly short.

One classically sourced dopamine coming up

Gonna show my age now, but where's my Teletext Bamboozle! people at? For those outside of the UK, this was our internet long before the Information Superhighway promised us a future of wonder and opportunity. Essentially a magic book riding on the television signal.

💝

Me and my mum were addicted to Bamboozle.

Did it every day. Bamboozle, Digitiser. Here, have a go: www.digitextsim.com/452/

Reading Chunkytext and lurking on the Teletext Discord (P131) 😁

I have a ceefax themed Xmas jumper cos I'm kewl as fook

Gonna show my age now, but where's my Teletext Bamboozle! people at? For those outside of the UK, this was our internet long before the Information Superhighway promised us a future of wonder and opportunity. Essentially a magic book riding on the television signal.

One classically sourced dopamine coming up

I would like to buy a nice cocktail for whoever invented these soft flower petal pet cone alternatives. He’s still safe but he looks 500% less miserable which has to be better for his kidney stone surgery recovery.

🕴️MIB🕴🏿 🛸😸👽💫

*shimmy shimmy* 🎶 music.youtube.com/watch?v=xvAI...

Another point is that the UK is at a much higher latitude than many realise. High temperatures hit very differently when the days are long and the nights are increasingly short.

We have broken into new territory with a maximum temperature of 35ºC at Heathrow and Kew Gardens within the last 15 minutes - the old May record gone by 2.2ºC and only 0.6ºC from the June record set in 1976. This should not be happening in late May, but it is.

In his own words 💖

33°C (91.4°F) in May. In the UK. This is what we would expect in a particularly hot August 🥺

If you can't sleep tonight, try laying on top of your covers. There's a risk it'll be easier for the monster under your bed to whisk you away, but putting a little napkin over each foot should be enough to confuse him #heatwave

Some very serious "I just woke up and it wasn't my idea" energy here. 💕

Me in my bubble navigating social media in 2026

Hijinks

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Gerroff my hedge!

If you haven't stopped a cycle of generational trauma, don't add more kids into the mess.

I will literally drink any sugar-free cola, brand name or supermarket own brand don't care. The Max and Zero versions, which I prefer, always have a deeper flavour profile than the diet ones. If I have no option I'll drink full fat sugary coke now and then, but afterwards I can see through time.

Pacman 3D

Can I have a go on the hedge now? Hedgehog: No

Me in my bubble navigating social media in 2026

Perturbed by teeny tiny aquatic animals? Krill problem.

you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion

It's not a space schooner!

There's Klingons on the Starboard Bow 🎶

*wiggle wiggle* 🪄

Exquisite 😄👏

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light

Can I have a go on the hedge now? Hedgehog: No

10 bands/musicians you've seen live: • Muse • The Wurzels • Oh My God It's The Church! • Orbital • Peaches • Sigur Rós • Professor Elemental • Rizzle Kicks • Caravan Palace • Goldie Lookin Chain

10 bands/musicians you've seen live: • Muse • The Wurzels • Oh My God It's The Church! • Orbital • Peaches • Sigur Rós • Professor Elemental • Rizzle Kicks • Caravan Palace • Goldie Lookin Chain

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

Can we not have Christmas ads in May please (heck I even saw some last month). Feels like everything is getting swept up in a katamari ball just smashing every possible annual event and holiday into one consumerist blob.

Cornish Pasty as a dumpling makes me in slightly terrified awe of the proportions of the soup or stew it would be floating on. Please can all of these be made in a gluten-free format 🥹 I miss steamed filled dumplings

Tank Girl 🔫 The Broadway-Punk Cole Porter number is criminally underrated. youtu.be/6VwWw2ej9Nc?...

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