Apparently it's been a year since I started my adventures in cardboard.

Paul's broken a glass... Any time I hear anything Beatles related, I STILL have all this in my head, didn't realise it's from 7 bloody years ago...I guess this daft stuff is just permanently in my head forever then eh, ya daft get. Thaaaaaas boooooy. youtu.be/NZd3R2iw4cA?...

Utensil of choice will be the Spork.

Lloyd Dobler: Inside the Manosphere (Still love Say Anything, 1989) youtube.com/shorts/DE796...

So many people out there need a hug and a forehead kiss and an old abandoned lighthouse where they can slowly give what's left of their sanity over to the sea gods and fall madly in love with an albatross or whatever you're into

ONE STEP BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND

Fuck Jeremy Clarkson Up The Arse With A Transit Van It's 4:00PM

It’s finished! Elton John Mouse Live in Australia with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.

Photographer Chantal Pinzi's photogragraphic series of women skateboarders around the world, including in India #WomensArt

I'm from a working class upbringing, but now my family are National Trust members with a Volvo. At any NT property we use our NT names - daughter Bunty, son Barnabus, wife Babs, me Bilbo from getting out car to return, with full posho accents. "Bunty darling, cafe is this way"

So it was a blitz attack? On a ballroom??

They claim Muslims and London are the problem. Turns out the foreigners REALLY causing problems aren’t immigrants, but bot farms. So, if your dad has started shouting at hotels and hates Sadiq, there’s a reason. Get the facts now before your dad buys more paint 👇🏻 youtu.be/zGHdnXyd38o?si…

"A brick is a very beautiful thing."

Gotta love the writing in Old Corrie ❤️

I will always maintain that coronation street lost its spirit and died the second that Emily left.

THE FINAL EPISODE!!!! Surely you must be intrigued how this incredibly boring story ends?!? www.patreon.com/posts/byker-...

Also I'll never know why some women think they're genuinely being "helpful" when they point out ya grey hairs, wrinkles, spots or that you've put on a few pounds. 🙄

Scraped my hair back into a quick ponytail, and someone pointed out "oh no! Your grey hairs are coming through already, you better dye it! You've got a white streak all along the side of your head!" Wait what?! Does happy little goth dance! Mallen streak activate!!

I have the honour, Sir, to remain your humble servant. Fraternally yours,

New episode up now, thanks so much @roberthalcrow.bsky.social for making the choice to post the letter! www.patreon.com/posts/byker-...

I was reading some weird stuff when I was a kid, dunno why I kept these ones?!?

I keep being told that the kids wanna go analogue nowadays apparently, they better beware...

Share a photo of your book cover doppelganger, I'll start...

She can't be one of the boys because she doesn't have a sideways baseball cap on.

I think that's finally all of them out of storage now! Gonna end up reading most of them over on Patreon... www.patreon.com/cw/FilmIsThe...

Cheering myself up with old Star Test episodes... Bernard Sumner cheeky angelic scamp - www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOEQ...

Today I learned that Palantir's UK boss is Oswald Mosley's grandson ffs youtube.com/shorts/Z4Tzy...

5 horror films to get to know me: (I'm a goofy scaredy cat who loves cringe) -Scream -Leprechaun -Ghoulies 2 -Final Destination 3 -Urban Legend

I love a show that can make me relate to an empty bleach bottle.

Over 20 years of this shit and it still kills me every bloody month, oh well only another 15-20 years to go 🫠

Would immediately buy the mid-century novel that began with this sentence.

Turns out the algorithm does get me after all. youtu.be/8_uKe3hlb2Y?...

The strongman dictators of the world have met their match in jane mcdonald

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Then everyone cheers throwing graduation caps into the air, then laughs with hands on hips like Thundercats.

Nice lil set. Nice to see Inspiral Carpets not left out too #boonarmy youtu.be/RFvzskhy09U?...

I hadn’t heard this before either.

Got this teatowel a year ago, so good I couldn't bear to use it for the dishes, had to go on the wall... So in honour of today's anniversary...

Been a fake Manc since 1996, not stopping any time soon (been meaning to get my tatt coloured in for ages now, but if I'm bored at a pub carvery that gives out colouring pens for kiddos, I'm sorted to somot to do)

Banger. 🏭 @keironhiggins.bsky.social @ricardoautobahn.co.uk youtu.be/5rYWMaeeloE?...

Byker, Newcastle upon Tyne, 1980, photo by Sirkka-Liisa Konttinen. Jean Barron with parents.

Cress

Puts on Superhans voice "To be fair, Balamory was fuckin good."

Did You Know If You Play Sgt Pepper Backwards You're A Cunt It's 10:00AM

Looks we love

Who needs a Sunday Roast when you can make a crisp butty with Roast Chicken flavoured crisps all gourmet like?

Not a movie, but my mum let me stay up to watch The League of Gentlemen when I was 9. Messed me reyt up. But started a lifelong crush on Reece Shearsmith.

I'm trying to get EVERYONE to watch this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1I1...