If you or someone you know has been legally married to Burdick, you’re asked to call Detective Foushee at the Davidson County Sheriff’s Office and you should also maybe call Williams-Sonoma. www.fox10tv.com/2025/09/01/m...

The Rapture looks different than I’d imagined.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

My Parents Were RAPTURED And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt! 🌸✝️🌸

I might not remember your name but I never forget a face, I’ll be like “oh hey nice to see you, person with a face”

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Nothing says “land of the free” like armed agents of the state saying “show me your papers if you want your daughter back” bsky.app/profile/nbcb...

I don't particularly care for your tone, your honor

Cheers to the people who remain softhearted in a cruel world.

Dutch late night TV has its take

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

Maybe you don’t know this but you’ll get kicked off a Disney Cruise for mock-humping the Mickey’s All You Can Eat Shrimp ‘n’ Beef Buffet. (They put me in a life boat and sent me back to Florida)

how dare you, that is a PODCASTER, the renowned spokespeople of our time

im gonna go to the zoo on my birthday if that's alright with everyone

Bad news everybody: I survived the night.

The Shipwreck (1805) -JMW Turner

This is all of us rn

Under the Healey administration, state officials are significantly reshaping vaccination policy and breaking ties with the federal government as they repeatedly criticize actions from U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

I need to grow a lustrous “slowly giving up” beard now

Bad Guys, Watch out for Witches. Love,

as eulogies go, he was the Timothy McVeigh of podcasters using manure to explode vulnerable young minds.

I don’t have the time, or patience, to read your poetry. Love,

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Italian Americans. Amirite

Mourning a man who didn't exist to whip up the mob to murder a group that isn't real is absolutely fascism.

The danger of men putting words in the mouth of an invented god.

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Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

MISSED CONNECTION: I was the drunk guy grilling hotdogs. You were the security guard at Home Depot

“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.” Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it. Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.

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The supposedly Christian Right's response to the violence that took Charlie Kirk (a violence they claim is abhorrent) is to call for greater violence against—well, everyone who doesn't align with them politically and theologically, apparently.

Spoiler Alert: he gets nailed to a large "t" and then assholes misinterpret everything he ever said

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

They'll never find the shooter because he was a time traveler.

There are violent extremists on the left but they are not in charge of the party. You can find them on social media, not in the halls of power. The violent extremists on the right are in congress, on courts, and sitting in the Oval Office.

*3:21am. i roll over, nudge my wife awake & whisper* i forgot to tell you, i used next month’s rent to buy an owl.

terrible person murders a terrible person and makes him a martyr to a whole bunch of terrible people more news at 11

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

Kirk was shot in a country whose climate of violence he himself has worked tirelessly to inflame. Kirk has preached resentment, glorified domination, and fanned the flames of armed confrontation. He is the product—and the provocateur—of the very culture of hate he helped engineer.

Looking forward to the episode of Bsky where we all go to Hawaii.

Should I get a gun

Migrating geese have taken over the pool. Please swim in the fountain by the highway until further notice.

Therapist: Is the ghost that lives on your ceiling in the room with you now? Me: I don't think so. The ghost that lives on my ceiling:

Walmart spent $35.3B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024, enough to give each of its 2.2M employees annual bonuses of $2,719. Last year, Walmart CEO Doug McMillon pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay of just $29,469. Textbook corporate greed.