hotsietozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
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Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
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Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
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Had the day off from my shit job as an underpaid cook. I made a Tozzi Toy Action Playset as a birthday gift for a friend with a cat named Noodles who occasionally catches lizards. I hope he’ll love it.
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Learn from my mistake, never brag to a rival gang that you’re a riverboat tycoon. They’ll be wantin’ to see that riverboat.
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When you’re old enough to know you have nothing to look forward to
over 2 years ago
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My favorite night of the year. It’s Christmastime for Tinseltown
@oncinema.bsky.social
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Just received news that it is in fact once again *Not* My Time To Shine.
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Santa called. He said I’m not funny anymore and if I don’t get my shit together he’s gonna kick my ass on Christmas Eve :-(
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Good thing they took all our money for food, housing, education, infrastructure, healthcare and basic quality of life and gave it to the military. Thats great. Love that for us.
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Cats: Not Understanding How Doors Work Since 1500 B.C.
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20 days ago
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It’s rare that good people get to make and share good things.
#StripLaw
is really fucken good [airhorn]
add a skeleton here at some point
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Please keep my imaginary best friend Louis Longebones in your prayers. He’s 12 feet tall and hates spaghetti and just learned he’s got the rickets
about 1 month ago
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It’s been a while
#TozziToys
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[sound of 1.4 billion people doing an exaggerated shrug]
about 1 month ago
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Turns out zip ties make excellent frames for dollhouse art (3x2 cm)
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My vision board is just pictures of clearance sale coffins.
about 2 months ago
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One Word: Kokomo
add a skeleton here at some point
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Catherine O’Hara lived her life right. She was an absolute inspiration and will be missed.
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In case you haven’t heard, you’re not protesting the right way/too much/not enough/too quietly/too loudly/not forceful enough/too forcefully/too old/too young/too much/not en…
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Happy New Year. Sorry about your dad.
3 months ago
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When did they start hiring Bratz dolls to deliver the local news
3 months ago
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We have measles in Massachusetts again Merry Christmas everybody
3 months ago
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Merry
#CharlieBrownJesus
to you and yours this Christmastide
3 months ago
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Santa called. He saw what you did to that Starbucks bathroom.
3 months ago
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Equipment list for when “The Day” comes: 1.) Soup pot and wooden spoon 2.) Air horn 3.) Slide whistle 4.) Cymbals 5.) Champagne
3 months ago
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Santa called. He said you’re all getting complicated dildos for Christmas.
3 months ago
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Sorry I didn’t reach out — one of my stinkbugs is showing signs of depression
4 months ago
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I’ve been waiting years for Charlie Brown to trend
#CharlieBrownJesus
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My favorite thing to eat while I’m on that ride at an amusement park where they strap you in a little metal chair and then spin you in a circle 50 feet above ground for 2.5-4 minutes is chicken tenders and a coke
4 months ago
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Neighborhood watch has me on their list because that one time my therapy raccoon “Wild Larry” took off on my riding lawnmower and ran over some kid’s lemonade stand smdm
4 months ago
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Charlie Kirk hasn’t rsvp’d to my New Years Eve party. Hope he’s okay.
4 months ago
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In my downtime I make puppets of the young cooks I work with. This is Dan
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I asked GROK about his male pattern baldness and he started crying and then went on a tirade about Hitler
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