House of 1000 Fionas
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My main hobbies
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daniel chamberlain
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Everyone who rocks dies and everyone who sucks is still fucking president
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Marcy
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Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP
www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...
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Heartwarming story of Buffy's Giles going out of his way for a young trans fan
Tired: J.K. Rowling supporting a woman with anti-trans views. Wired: Buffy actor Anthony Stewart-Head quietly going above and beyond for his trans fans.
https://www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/anthony-stewart-head-trans-fan/
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(arriving at work 108 minutes late) Is it time to go home yet
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No prescription-strength antiperspirant has tangled with me and lived to tell the tale
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When I go to CVS to pick up a prescription, even though I'm always clearly wearing a metal band shirt, about half of the time some patron asks me a question and I have to be like "I don't work here"?? I can only assume this is due to the way I confidently stride around places
over 2 years ago
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Adding to my email signature "Please consider the red shift before contributing to the heat death of the universe"
4 days ago
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I don't have a mind palace I have a mind hovel
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Pru
4 months ago
Sorry if I'm messing things up this is my first time living through a dystopia
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A self help book called "The Wolf Who Cried 'Myself'"
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George Wallace
18 days ago
My audition for James Bond. Ain't it time for a 007 who's tired of yo' shit?
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2007 me leaving college with vague hopes of being a writer, listening to Arcade Fire MOST JARRING SMASH CUT POSSIBLE to 2026 me in a cubicle, listening to straight up monster screams over blast beats
2 months ago
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I don't want to shower and go to work, I wanna stay home and be disgusting
3 months ago
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America's Next Top Wolfman
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My latest invention: Sunday jorts
28 days ago
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Nothing makes me CLOCK THE FUCK OUT and stomp all the way home quite like my manager choosing 7 PM Friday to follow up on an email that I already replied to
29 days ago
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Frequent Frinkiac deployer excited by 10th anniversary site improvements, little else in life
about 1 month ago
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I just took my laundry out of the dryer and immediately folded it but I had to take the pill from "Limitless" to do it
about 1 month ago
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I've been telling myself "just gotta make it to the weekend" since I was 12 years old
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michael lutz
about 1 month ago
CHOTINER: There are claims you've been down too long in the midnight sea. HOLY DIVER: Who's saying that?
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At work they made us set "operational excellence" goals and suggested "making it fun" by framing it as a "streak" of "X days with or without whatever" so mine is "0 days since wishing I'd been murdered at the beginning of an episode of Columbo"
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Getting tased for saying "neener neener" to the NYPD
3 months ago
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Wearing my emotional support Judas Priest tee shirt
10 months ago
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🎵 I don't wanna work 🎵 🎵 I just wanna get preserved in this bog all day 🎵
4 months ago
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Diane, it's 9:35 AM on April 15 and I still haven't done my taxes
about 2 months ago
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Ernest Luckman
about 2 months ago
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Ray
about 2 months ago
Time traveling to Dallas on November 22, 1963 and running up to JFK's car, yelling "noooooooo" and diving in slow motion to hold up his nephew in front of him as a shield.
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For some reason, this time I imagined Judge Holden wearing a human scalp with a vainly preened hair tumbleweed perched atop a caked-in-bronzer, dipshit Baby-Huey-lookin-ass motherfucker
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Taking a mental health break from beholding the grim, absurd, cruel, and avaricious violence perpetrated by this country's leadership with one of my favorite comfort reads (Blood Meridian)
3 months ago
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Taylor Moore
2 months ago
taking a much needed break from current events to read Dune, a story about a decaying decadent sociopathic patriarch going to war with desert-dwelling religious zealots, led by the son of a guy he killed, over the resource that underpins civilization-wide trade.
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
2 months ago
Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia
add a skeleton here at some point
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Can't wait to talk about the Easter Miracle at lunch with my family (I showered)
2 months ago
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Brian McFadden
2 months ago
ICE plays many vital roles at the airport.
patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
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I wonder what it must be like to be a musician. Like, your brain makes music?? All my brain makes is jokes and depression
3 months ago
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Smooth Dunk
2 months ago
POV: You are an interdimensional alien warlord. You destroy an entire planet and its inhabitants then slip back into your own dimension, where you think you’ll be safe from consequences. But no. One man will make you pay for your crimes.
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My apartment's very "Grey Gardens for poor people" but I'll have you know I'm working towards "just 'poor people'"
2 months ago
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🎶 Cause I'm... hot blooded! Check it and see! 🎶 🎶 Someday, a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets 🎶
2 months ago
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2007 me leaving college with vague hopes of being a writer, listening to Arcade Fire MOST JARRING SMASH CUT POSSIBLE to 2026 me in a cubicle, listening to straight up monster screams over blast beats
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Zero Lunch Thirty
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What a time to be alive (derogatory)
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Very annoyed that my primary anger response is crying, so I'm looking for an anger management class to get more explosive
3 months ago
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3 months ago
Burzum is just Burzum for people who like Burzum.
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I've been telling myself "just gotta make it to the weekend" since I was 12 years old
3 months ago
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I wonder what it must be like to be a musician. Like, your brain makes music?? All my brain makes is jokes and depression
3 months ago
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Discovered secret third option this morning: go to work and be disgusting
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3 months ago
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I don't want to shower and go to work, I wanna stay home and be disgusting
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They invented the cybertruck so people who aren't funny can know what it's like to make everyone around them laugh
almost 2 years ago
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Overslept and signed in to work computer at exactly 10 AM like "damn, I'm exactly like a dog who doesn't understand why dinner's not on time"
3 months ago
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At work they made us set "operational excellence" goals and suggested "making it fun" by framing it as a "streak" of "X days with or without whatever" so mine is "0 days since wishing I'd been murdered at the beginning of an episode of Columbo"
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