[lenny kravitz voice] ♬ I WANT TO PASS AWAY ♬

last night was so cool

refilling my roommate's peanut butter with water like vodka at my parents' house

companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

its the damnedest thing, the Ephemerol, you give it to a pregnant lady it makes the baby a scanner. they can't stop scanning. but the scanners get headaches, not so nice. Darryl Revok - tremendous guy, powerful guy, blew a guy's head up if you can believe it - he's, we're gonna be taking down ConSec

happy 9/21 😎 youtu.be/uzuUe62PayI?...

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

I always maintained the NBC show THE SLAP should have been about a tough cop named Cal Slapowicz.

mark ruffalo's guy on hbo's TASK should be named "rick task"

Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business

in new york city ya best friend is a rat. ya clothes? dey's rats. all da taxis is drove by rats, ya pillow’s made a rats, and for dinner? there’s actually this great vegan mexican place off the east broadway stop

nascar is short for “nasty cars”

I wrote about Colbert for the Guardian. It started out talking about the politics, but then it just became a sort of love letter for late night television.

calling ahead to the bar to make sure there aren’t any jerks there

The following is a statement from the Writers Guild of America East (WGAE) and Writers Guild of America West (WGAW) on Paramount’s Decision to Cancel “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”.

well this so-called "club" sandwich has very little ketamine in it

new three-track chambaland maxi on youtube! dm for mp3s 😎 www.youtube.com/watch?v=70pp...

I love late night shows and will always love late night shows. There’s a showbiz magic to hundreds of people throwing together an entire entertainment program for a live studio audience that will then be on television that same night. Regardless of business or if you like them, just kind of magical.

new three-track chambaland maxi on youtube! dm for mp3s 😎 www.youtube.com/watch?v=70pp...

The one real IMAX theater in the city flooded. Let this radicalize you.

enjoying an italian gatorade (water bottle full of peperoncini juice)

another great day at my summer job as the guy who keeps amateurs out of the bass pro shop

ahh, rather canny of dubai to draw attention from their horrendous human rights conditions by encouraging name association to a product and industry with no such track record, like chocolate

This week, the Senate will vote on the Rescissions Act of 2025, which aims to cut all current federal funding for public media. We urge you to take action now to help save public media. Hear from some of our impacted members below and call your senators TODAY!

yes well the wedding cake is lemon chiffon because it is summer and the groom's cake has a football helmet on it because he is twelve

calling out of work in observance of wawa hoagiefest

oh so you think zohran's pretty "cool", huh? well wait until you hear what a bunch of people you already hate have to say

TAKE ACTION: The Trump administration and Republican majorities in Congress are poised to take unprecedented action to stop states from regulating artificial intelligence. Call your Senators at 202-224-3121 TODAY and demand they strip the AI moratorium out of the budget bill.

dare i say that it seems all our haters have indeed become our waiters

[pissing out piss] i don't remember drinking all this piss

hey if someone goes through all the trouble of posting a video the least i can do is believe every word of it

ok dad first thing its not a "doll" its an ACTION FIGURE and its not "stuck in my ass" i just can't get it out

never gonna be a "taking pictures of strangers in public" person but i just saw a guy on the train who had literal bugs crawling on him and because he was sitting and i was standing i could see his phone and he was looking at bulk bugs to buy

Our members at Vox Media's current union contract expires at 11:59 pm ET on June 12. Time is running out, but Vox Media management has refused to even discuss our proposals in good faith. Send a letter urging Vox Media CEO Jim Bankoff to negotiate a fair contract NOW! wgaea.st/vox-letter

ugh i love sylvia plath

another date night ruined by ordering one plain onion for dinner

See you this fall for Season 3. On CNN and HBOMax, formerly Max, Formerly HBOMax formerly HBOGo formerly HBO.

forgot a present for mom? why not spend 30 or so years turning into her

young man with this report card the only "spring break" you'll be getting is a loss of trampoline privileges

whispering, giggling, telling the moon we mustn't, not on earth day

no pope... time to sin 😈

in this house 🏡 we do HUGS 🤗 we do 2ND CHANCES we do ̶m̶i̶s̶t̶a̶k̶e̶s̶!̶! we do NOT let visitors in basement 🚫 we do HONESTY we do LOVE ❤️ we STAND in FRONT OF BASEMENT DOOR we do fun 🥳 WE DO REAL we remind NEIGHBORS that "dog boy" rumors are JUST RUMORS 🙅‍♀️ we do FAMILY!!

the "B" in Michael B. Jordan stands for "basketball"

eggs are so expensive that frasier is now being called by tossed salad and scrambled more salad!!

asserting dominance at sweetgreen by modifying my shroomami

what's that woman in the yard doin in the damn yard

The worst thing the federal government has done to unions in my lifetime happened last night. The second worst thing was three weeks ago. The labor movement will either protect ourselves right now or be smashed. That's all there is to it. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-are-g...

sorry but the zigfield follies lowkey fell off after zigfield follies of 1917

love when something i have been worrying about does not happen so i know that my worrying worked!!