Big Christmas? Oops all first baseman

I hate sports

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Baseball season save me baseball season

Oriolebird cookie to manifest signing an ace

Are the “Rays should’ve picked up Fairbanks’ option” truthers vindicated

BP is absolutely worth every penny, and supporting independent media, particularly in this day and age, is *so* vitally important. It's *literally* the cost of like a cup of coffee per month.

How long until they let go of Mr. Met

I refuse to believe that JT Realmuto will sign with a team not named the Philadelphia Phillies

Bahahahaha Shane Baz let’s fucking go dude

On god I just met someone who was friends with Michael Forret in high school and was so excited to tell me they knew someone in the Orioles system And I had to deliver some unfortunate news

Do I not know how good Mike Burrows is or did the Astros get fucked in that three team deal

shane baz looks like he can see my soul

I love Baz but it’s objectively hilarious to move Grayson and trade a kings ransom for Grayson 2

They’re calling it the weirdest offseason of all time

I wonder to what extent baseball fans are disproportionally affected by seasonal affective disorder

I don’t wanna get overzealous but like.. this has to be a top 3 lineup in the league right

So are we gonna call him Big Meat Pete

That contract is really bad but #LFGO I guess. I like Pete and I'm going to turn my analytical brain off and fan brain on for now. Have to think they trade Mayo in a package for a legitimate starter now. Plan's coming together.

Maybe he can pitch too and we just don’t know it

Dude what

So like.. what’s the thought if we actually had signed Schwarber? How do you fit a full time DH on a roster with 2 catchers, 2 first basemen, and ten thousand bat first corner outfielders

Honestly I expected higher. Need to get my numbers up

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Cinema

Trey Gibson at number 3 in BA’s new Orioles Top 10

Finally beating the “no guys who throw 100” allegations

A… signing??

Writer asked if they could do another article for Prospect Savant and I accepted, they just updated and said it’s going to be SIX THOUSAND WORDS

I slammed my head against the wall 43 times earlier today so I believe this now

Sources are telling me the Orioles offered Dylan Cease 3/80 and said please

Come on man

I would give it all up to be a bullpen catcher

I really gotta update my jersey collection

Using Prospect Savant to invest in prospects just got a lot easier for you card collectors out there - you can now view card listings directly on player pages.

They’re calling it the worst dynasty draft ever

Alex Jackson might be able to spend a day in all 30 orgs at this rate. The O's are his eighth stop after he went sixth overall to the Mariners in 2014. Eeles is interesting if he ever finds some playing time, and it looks like a busy offseason for Mike Elias anyway so the roster is far from done.

Good to see Mike has fixed the main issue of trading Grayson away which was no longer having a player born on November 16th 1999 in the org

Wait no way I love this guy

Hey Orioles fans, please watch this 18 year old Hank Conger “presidential campaign video” to get to know our new bullpen manager: (And laugh a lot) (Really all baseball fans should watch it.)

The real reason Mike traded for Taylor Ward is to have someone else to flip at the deadline for more 19 year olds

How will this affect Trey Gibson’s legacy

I can’t believe I’ve never posted about wanting to trade for Taylor Ward because from a lineup perspective I kinda love how he fits, still concerned about the defensive composition of the outfield though Just uhhh wish it wasn’t Grayson going :(

Erm

All things considered in some ways I’ve missed being mad at the Orioles

I have so many questions

What the FUCK is that

The first AFL game I attended