By this thinking, what kind of idiocy is it to allow the first through tenth-in-lines in the same hotel ballroom?

It was a long time ago, on 9/11, but as ashes wafted down on Brooklyn, we all turned to each other and agreed: we need to build a ballroom.

2027: lunatic chases Trump around the Oval with a machete. NEWS: News? ALL GOOD PEOPLE: Jesus just tell me when it happens otherwise fuck all the way off.

every single time.

It was a long time ago, on 9/11, but as ashes wafted down on Brooklyn, we all turned to each other and agreed: we need to build a ballroom.

Mm hm

Has anyone checked the prediction markets from yesterday?

"A gunman menaced me so I need a ballroom" is like "A bird frightened me so I need a blow job." Like, I'm sorry the bird frightened you, but this is not how needing works.

This was directed at a journalist. So, sure, by all means, fete this man at your dinner, White House Correspondents.

Oh rilly? But Pete Hegseth somehow failed to disclose this.

Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds.

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

THIS is fucking backbone and judges using the rule of law to fight corruption.

"Every morning the editors of the Berlin daily newspapers and the correspondents of those published elsewhere in the Reich gathered at the Propaganda Ministry to be told by Dr. Goebbels or by one of his aides what news to print and suppress." - W Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, p. 403

Job one for the next Sec of the Navy: find a decommissioned ferry, affix a bunch of garbage cans to look like really big guns, festoon the thing in fake gold lettering from Home Goods with phrases like TRUMP CLASS SUPER-DESTROYER and MAXIMUM KINETIC LETHALITY CANNON and then present for inspection!

Cheers to all the grown-ups doing math wrong out loud so a sleepy 79 year old man won't get mad at them.

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

There is absolutely no reason for these insider trading sites to exist, and they should be legislated into oblivion.

The President calls every black person he doesn’t like “low IQ” and the media believes it absolutely critical we draw no conclusions from that

Possible upside: AI might put Ben Garrison out of business.

Donald Trump: ALL CRIME IS LEGAL!!

Counterpoint: black tie events like that, free liquor, sometimes things get a little high-spirited and people get punched right in the face.

Very apolitical, very sober

Even odds that Trump sees this and demands that Trump Math be written in to all the textbooks

They couldn’t make Real Genius today because audiences would be confused why a bunch of nerds would sabotage selling their technology to the military-industrial complex

The amount of shit they say that would get you punched in the face in polite society is astonishing.

These dudes have heard so much about this Dunning Kruger thing and they can't get enough!

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

When Donald Trump finally agrees to take a cognitive test on live television, the opening act should be Kash Patel proving he's not a blackout drunk by downing a twelve-pack of Modela and then breakdancing.

I want to be cynical about this, but I have to give him the benefit of the doubt, when I stare into the cool calculating confidence blazing in his eye(s).

We should be learning from other countries...

Dash, buddy, this isn't even the orchestra warming up

I've developed a knee-jerk response of anxiety when I fuck-yeah moments of genuine decency, because of the general acceptance of assholery as an American virtue.

Imposter "Syndrome"

DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name. POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder

Fuck the billionaires, and fuck every candidate that takes their money. Billionaires need to be looking over their shoulders.

Oh wow University of Austin opened another campus already www.cnn.com/interactive/...

This is fucking great! dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...

I CAN'T STAND THE QUIET

I must agree, Joe Biden was certainly pretty old at the time.

It's a chattel slavery law.

He looks really healthy.

Even odds on whether Trump is lying or hallucinating

RFK Jr wants “government-run farms where Black youth would be “reparented” away from their families” I am so fed up of people telling me to “find common cause” with RFK Jr & his MAHA movement. Absolutely nope.

He’s the first one I want tried

Real bummer to see AI art on viral posts.

Got asked an ideology question during my talk at Chicago and shared that my first question is always "Which viewpoints are y'all looking for? Folks who say I'm not human because I'm Black?" Say it with your whole chest. www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...

The authors of this crime against humanity should never know peace so long as they live.

It's giving antichrist

This arrest seems good on the face of it, but it's the Trump DOJ so it must be somehow corrupt.