I want to make this a Bluesky bot and it should automatically pester any reporter who covers any of these folks but fails to mention that they haven’t moved. Also we need the list of non-New Yorkers like Joe Gebbia who donated millions to try to make NYC more expensive, so we can keep them out.

I miss the Trump diarrhea plane :(

Also he's 4'11" and sensitive about it.

You know, the Department of Justice may not see your sandwich puns, but those grievously injured by puns while working at Jersey Mike's almost certainly will.

@nytopinion.nytimes.com needs to be sawed off from the paper like a diseased limb

a lot of what i see being called "libbing out" is just people starting to believe that good things are in fact possible

He's turning the White House into a Michael's outlet store.

Repost this so loud that even the journalists on Twitter can hear it

Can totally confirm!

Fuck yeah.

Once more, for old times’ sake

I just said "Mayor Mandani" out loud for the first time, and I terribly like the sound of it.

... Syntax?

The Hellgate Livestream is the fuckin best www.youtube.com/live/fKA4Vpk...

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

Not for nothing, but I predict Cheney will not get certain state funeral trappings because he did not endorse Trump.

"NEW: The White House says it is drafting a new executive order aiming to further restrict Doritos flavors to Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch ONLY"

Can't we just replace the word "executive order" with "blog post" in these stories?

If you can't bring yourself to vote for a better city, then at least bring yourself to vote to hurt this asshole's feelings. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

all you "blue no matter who" voters in new york who are not voting for mamdani better never say that phrase to me again

I pray that this is going to be a really difficult day for the Take Industrial Complex.

I would run through a wall for this candidate.

I still love voting. What a fantastic way to start the day.

There are enough white bedsheets/pillowcases for everyone! Can't these racists get along?!?

In a way, I find the authoritarian takeover of our media system even more disturbing than the authoritarian takeover of our political system. Our political system has been failing basically my entire adult life. But, the media system provided accountability and sort of worked. Now it’s collapsing.

The fact that Cuomo has been openly endorsed by the NYPost and Elon Musk and Donald Ding Dong Trump doesn't seem to rattle the Cuomo-friendly wing of the Democratic Party is nearing unforgivable.

New awareness campaign

Well I just imposed a one million percent tariff on TX Gov Greg Abbott. Check and mate.

The Trump DoJ is so good at being evil and so bad at actually closing the deal on evil.

Please spam me more

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

I have shed tears repeatedly over this

Don't let the door hit 'em where the good Lord split 'em.

"What is up with it being dark at 5:30p?" (Laughter.) "Can anyone explain this to me?"

Halloween Gatsby party at #MaraLago with #Trump amid #governmentshutdown …with complimenting headlines.

I'm not going to amplify the fucking things, but these anti-Mamdani slop ads Cuomo is putting out there use his likeness and put words in his mouth. If it's not actionable, it should be. It's not illegal it seems, but it should be so illegal. It should be *the most* illegal.

Difficult to imagine what an AI slop ad targeting Andy Cuomo would look like

He's building a gold-guilded ballroom to host the foreign officials who come to bribe him, while denying millions of hungry kids food. Just how thuddingly obvious, how over-the-top, how florid & theatrical does this story have to get before the media starts honestly telling it?

My mom has enlisted me to dole out this treasure to the handful of children braving the tempest

Aww, lookit the little fella in his cute little booties

Obviously Cuomo asked Disney's permission to use this Schoolhouse Rock! IP www.404media.co/ai-generated...

"President Trump's threat on Wednesday to '[sexually assault] a [Martian or other extraterrestrial being]' has raised numerous questions about nation and global security."

I mean, I hope Mascara Boy and his horribly misshapen head will "join modernity", but, you know, as they say, hope in one hand and Vance in the other, etc.

mood

I'm fine with aggressively spreading the rumor that JD Vance and Erika Kirk are fucking. What do I care

Man I hope "Fuck you Trump you doddering fucking imbecile" isn't also treasonous. Could spell trouble for me!

By telling Trump he was a handsome boy and serving him special ketchup, China extracted relief from U.S. tariffs and delayed export controls, without conceding much in return.

Definitely not a bubble. “Spending on data centers, which are filled with the company’s chips, accounted for 92 percent of the country’s gross domestic product growth in the first half of the year…Without it, the economy would have grown 0.1 percent.” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/t...

I checked out the link and it's legit. If you need help, this could be a good place to start. via White Rose Resistance

WTF 🤬 A police officer in Baltimore, Maryland, attempted to run over and kill a civilian who refused to answer their questions.