Not mad. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/27/u...

Merry Christmas everyone!

No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice

All I want for Christmas is not to be snowed out of Brooklyn on Saturday

Thank you Santa

We also drove past the federal buildings in DC yesterday: awe and pride quickly followed by rage that plainly evil people are trying to destroy them

Last night I learned that the food at Golden Corral is first rate.

I'll believe Ted is running again only if he gets the eyeliner tattoo

Reporter: We have 3 videos, 2 breathalyzers, 4 bartenders, and a minivan full of nuns attesting to how the driver was drunk and reckless when he hit the school bus. Weiss; What did the driver say. Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times. Weiss: I’m killing your story.

Worst episode of Hacks ever

Apropos many different things: hang in there, everyone, please. We need you.

In this context, it's a Freudian slip because the Klansman in question knows he's not supposed to be gutter racist in front of voters

As competent as the Secretary of Defense himself.

One like = omg it's like 2009 social media still works! gonna have to redesign that tattoo!

This fuck, who gets paid for attention, has never won an election in his fucking life. He's like a moron who starts every thought with, "As a fucking moron..."

Defector magic, a solid explainer of Mets Fandom. defector.com/theyre-outta...

"And ladies... He's single!"

to this I say: this will be the new normal. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...

Nuremberg.

Telling all my friends' kids to maybe think about learning some Mandarin

Headline needs more air quotes. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...

(b) Prohibited Grounds for Withholding.— (1) No record shall be withheld, delayed, or redacted on the basis of embarrassment, reputational harm, or political sensitivity, including to any government official, public figure, or foreign dignitary.

The Donald J. Trump and The Epstein Files?

Brownshirt twerp.

If Trump wants to name shit after himself for the same reason that the Kennedy Center was named for JFK, I am very much all for it.

Since when is Person of Interest Found Dead case closed?

It could happen today!

Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose

this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt

If Trump wants to name shit after himself for the same reason that the Kennedy Center was named for JFK, I am very much all for it.

Say what you want about this, but what an incredibly boring idea.

I actually Citibiked past her while she was still there -- the scene was just her and two bored-looking cops. Much more pathetic than I'd anticipated.

I was writing an email to a work colleague from my personal email account, and as addresses autofilled I realized that Google wants me to contact a lot of dead people.

Trump’s primetime diatribe against immigrants is straight up unvarnished Nazi stuff

rip dan bongo

When is it enough?

I believe the Court is communicating ex parte with the White House about this case and has been for months.

That must be one tall lamp.

“How to resist AI” — easy, have some goddamned standards and a modicum of self-respect.

We're all going to have to go stand in the street and scream about this, probably sooner than later.

TRUMP: "Venezuela is completely surrounded" THE MAP: 😬

Seems unlikely, but it could happen then.

Ask yourself and your renting neighbors, has your net income increased by 50% in the past five years?

And when she hears the joyful singing of the Whos in Whoville, her heart will grow three sizes.

This will not stop Bari from treating her elevation to head of CBS News as confirmation of her personal celebrity, and treating the network as the engine to provide her millions and millions of fans with Bari content

The median asking rent has increased by 50% since the initial summer of the Covid pandemic.

I made it through eight presidents who didn't have the need to keep telling everyone how they're the greatest president in history, and I can't wait for this pathology to be buried and the ground salted.

There are two types of people during the holidays