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Warmth

Drafts dump day

Need angel wings I can wear dancing without being an asshole but im not sure that exists in a capacity that will inspire the type of euphoria im looking for

Dismissive puppygirl be like "anywag"

NYC dog girls be like "lets go to da Vets baby, love da Vets"

Okay maybe I cant wear this shirt anymore after the BA

Poot frunch

Haircut in 2 weeks and im really not sure i can keep committing to growing out my undercut, its driving me insane 😭

The thing they dont tell you about dating multiple service-oriented girls is that making sure each girl has chores to do when they come over is actually a lot of mental work 🫠

give yourself some credit for holding it together as much as you have during the end of all things

Fun fact! When your brain tells you all your friends actually hate you often enough, it becomes increasingly hard to convince yourself it isnt true

Need to dance need to move my feet need to lose myself to the motherbeat need to forget what time is need to welcome in the sunrise with dance need to commune with my sisters via the divine rite of music

When the boob enbiggening surgery also makes your hips go crazy >>>

SaaS Sadism as a Service

Lesbians,,, has anyone else thought of this?

got my dick removed so i could suck my own rib and at no point did anyone involved in the execution of this idea ask manson if this was the correct order of operations

Me too

Good sleepy morning to the beautiful women in my phone

When the men's is out of order but the women's isnt Transition saved me

In order to reduce the price of chicken wings, I have invented the biblically accurate chicken

🔮 does she yknow *points at scrunchie on wrist*

Shibari with a cat girl is so hard because she keeps trying to chase the rope ends

IF YOURE IN YOUR LATE 20S AND YOUR GROUP CHAT ISNT DISCUSSING: - HOG SLAPPERS - PUBLIC TRANSIT JOBS - BLOOD PROOFING YOUR HOME - PET PLAY ITS TIME FOR A NEW GROUP CHAT. YOUR NETWORK IS YOUR NETWORTH

Rope jam rope jam rope jam

i love love send post

Making up a girl here but imagine a Nintendo fan who kinda wants a 24/7 D/S relationship but is too much of a Switch.

warp records? actually we would rather u didn't

Im so soft is the thing

entire 6th grade class on the bus is staring and pointing at me cause they like my ears and hair. someone asked if im a cat and a girl with a kitty ears headband went "NO shes a dog! her ears are round. mine are pointy!"

Trans women become even more ubiquitous in software engineering, because they come with Claude built in

Waiting to get bottom surgery is scary because what if the 2027 model has AI built in?

genie: you have three wishes. me: Diana Ross 'The Boss' cover album performed by Rick Ross genie: done. your next wish? me: everyone on earth has a lisp. genie: done. your next with? me: Diana Roth 'The Both' cover album performed by Tim Roth

Certified dudes rock moment

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

you have to throw ass in the woods,, it's a promise to god

See yall in the forest

Next year, im going to festivals even if I have to go by myself

Shape

Shape

Body ⚡️ Dysmorphin Power ⚡️ Rangers

Trying to figure out if my thought patterns are legitimate and the situation sucks, or if my brain is just being mean to me Tough one to crack

Just saw a woman without a dog grab 2 dog treats from this She HAS to be a chaser, right?

I promise you ruin in the way a sculptor ruins untouched marble, the way a painter ruins blank canvas. Learning to work you as an artisan, to gently and carefully destroy you in an act of creation that leaves the world with an untold, lasting masterpiece.

Getting the FFS that gives me a second mouth

Wet

linkin park implies the existence of zelda in park