New bathing suit is STUPID hot on me oh my god

New bathing suit is STUPID hot on me oh my god

Nothing like a situation where you cant snuggle anyone as you drift off to sleep to make you really need to snuggle someone as you drift off to sleep

sometimes im like “wow i wish i had a tinier waist and narrower ribs” then i remember that mfs were literally dedicating their lives to carving women that look like me in marble

Not huge on the orange these greens rock

house music was never a genre, it was a survival strategy

because a dancefloor was never sound; it is bodies finding temporary protection inside systems designed to erase them

All the crazy AI names now are giving "Poob has it for you"

wfh while backpacking leads to a hostel work environment

femmes run the world and butches make their desires reality

CW: Trans rights doom and glooming Watching worse court rulings come out all the time makes me so worried about being able to get my stuff done. Im fortunate to be able to afford an insurance plan, but I cant even do that until open enrollment so im looking at January to even start working on it

If youre cold, shes cold. Piss on her

questions for my bottom surgeon: do I need electrolysis? will it be able to read blu rays? is it DVD-R compatible?

The number of times Ive been having a conversation and been like "Oh I saw a cool piece of art on Bsky youd like, lemme try to find it" and i cant because theres no alt text OR description about the image in the post is so high "Something I drew" and a pic how am I ever supposed to find that?

Why do like nearly 0 artists use alt text?? I feel like this isnt just an accessibility thing but also a discoverability thing. If you draw cool art of something and someone searches Bsky for that thing, dont you want it pop up?

Wendigo implies the existence of Whodigo, Whatdigo, Wheredigo, and Whydigo

Combining existing kinks together to make new ones, like a form of alchemy Oh you like findom and gunplay? Try armed robbery!

this is either a genius thought or a cursed one chicago rolls crispy egg roll filled with giardiniera

Excuse me???

Angriest piercing in the world goes to my philtrum who literally swelled up 3 full length sizes in under 24 hours

what greater joy is there in life than to love deeply and be loved deeply in return

Its summer weather and that means that once again spending the night at a girls house is taking a 78% gamble that im gonna sleep like shit and sweat all night Wdym everyone doesnt keep their bedroom at 67 degrees???

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Every hit forms you, molds you, shapes you into exactly what you were always meant to be for me. Crafted perfectly into the shape best suited for your final purpose, carefully selected, whatever I decide that may be.

Sometimes I am reminded how smoking fuckin hot i am

Went to a party tonight where the only person I knew was the host and being powerfully reminded that I like meeting new people and am really good at it actually

Them: "Do you know (t girl's name) from Chicago?" Me: "Listen its a big city, we dont all know each other. I mean yes I do know her but still!"

Thinking about the very high percentage of overlap between good names for NB people and good names for pets

Literally me btw

Sorry, what was that? You said "like an angel without its wings" and i got so horny I almost passed out

The thing i hate most about feeling like people are frequently excited when they meet me but then often tire of me quickly, is that meeting new people and exploring the early stages of friendships has become an anxious thing. Always wondering if this one is going to end the same as so many others

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t4tluvnrg

Tank top implies the existence of DPS top and Support top

We are gonna win

t4tluvnrg

Good morning everyone! Today is the High Holy Day, and it is our sacred duty to commune together in dance 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Arnold Pilkner

Dyke march 2026 ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

Dog girl who calls her pubic lice "fleas"

"ai is replacing us" id like to see ai put on a slutty little skirt and bounce on it like a princess

girl who calls shopping all day a "gender bender"

Hi NYC im back!

Hearing the gate attendant tell everyone "Thank you, Mr/Ms LastName" gives me anxiety literally every time Its been long enough since they've gotten it wrong that maybe I should be over it, but it still always gets me

waiting for the moment that a guy trying to "shoot his shot" with me on Grindr invokes death of the author to explain why he ignored the "T4T lesbian" part

even when its been long enough that i can no longer see myself in whatever our culture has evolved into i will never cut myself off from it i will always be in the river

Imagine