you ever just suddenly find yourself in a massive reverend horton heat mood. desperate need for psychobilly

oh are we posting back?

you see i've been through the desert on a

rei (co-op) ayanami

what the fuck

oh are we posting back?

seeing my tattoos while i do bodyweight exercises is maybe the hottest i’ve ever found myself

my monitor calibarn needed a friend

can’t climb today so i’m lying in bed doing leg lifts and sit ups. i miss wall

cairn: good game. you should play cairn

@thisdevilsworkday.bsky.social nailed it once again, giving me a ruler inspired by @asavage.bsky.social

@thisdevilsworkday.bsky.social nailed it once again, giving me a ruler inspired by @asavage.bsky.social

toy story 5: jerry get ipad

i will die for my country kinja, may she rest in peace

So @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @newyorkstateag.bsky.social @governor.ny.gov what say you about NYU Lagone cancelling trans care for people 19 & under in violation of New York State law?

watching twin peaks for the first time and i’m pretty sure i went to this diner when i was out in redmond to ride a ural

me trying desperately not to starve to death in cairn

telling trump there's a ram shortage so he immediately redirects the entire dod budget towards funding another twister sequel

realizing how many hobby-induced marks i have on my body right now impermanent marks: - archery scrapes - rock climbing scrapes - sex bruises permanent marks: - tattoo - car mod installation scars - woodworking scars

new achievements in eww-phoria: an ubereats driver just came back to my apartment like half an hour after dropping off food to ask me out

new achievements in eww-phoria: an ubereats driver just came back to my apartment like half an hour after dropping off food to ask me out

i’m like that scene in unbreakable where bruce willis learns he can bench press unlimited weight, but for lifting women

the mountain goats - fresh tattoo

wow what a mix

new @, whaddya think

the numbers here say italy supplied 10,000 condoms for 3,000 athletes, which ran out in three days. every olympian is fucking a bit over once per day on average

you know you've been in media too long when you start having strong opinions about anna moneymaker

playing cairn

new checkout guy at the bodega saw me without a mask for the first time today, leading him to say i "look better without a mask" and call me "sweetheart" during checkout. now wondering if i can spin him and the deli guy who gawks at my tits against each other through seductress iago machinations

god i am really a sucker for british accents huh

tuning in and realizing that, despite being on vicki's charity stream with her years ago, i had absolutely no memory of what @postoctobrist.bsky.social sounds like

it’s even better after a quick truss rod adjustment. also don’t judge i learned this riff literally five minutes ago

truly the most uncanny valley guy i've ever had the misfortune of seeing

BASS

initial d is the most important study of straight male heterosexuality of all time. it is the only text you need

bass guitar is out for delivery

Zhao in ‘Die Another Day’ (2002):

i love new york city

this is one of my favorite reviews i've gotten to write recently. doing my best @victoriascott.bsky.social impression (it pales in comparison)

the indian chief vintage, by contrast, is confident in what it is

the indian chief vintage, by contrast, is confident in what it is

i'm running a test print now

signal supremacy

took a sad lil photo walk in the snow the other day

well, it was a fun platform while it lasted, they're not getting my id

deeply unfair that i can still be very sad even after the pats got their shit wrecked. that was supposed to fix me forever

New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.

GOD BLESS. EAT SHIT NEW ENGLAND