Amber DaSilva
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29 she/her brooklyn staff writer at Jalopnik AmbericaOffline.93 on signal (for mutuals)
you ever just suddenly find yourself in a massive reverend horton heat mood. desperate need for psychobilly
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oh are we posting back?
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about 22 hours ago
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you see i've been through the desert on a
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about 16 hours ago
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rei (co-op) ayanami
about 16 hours ago
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what the fuck
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about 19 hours ago
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oh are we posting back?
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about 22 hours ago
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seeing my tattoos while i do bodyweight exercises is maybe the hottest i’ve ever found myself
about 23 hours ago
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my monitor calibarn needed a friend
1 day ago
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can’t climb today so i’m lying in bed doing leg lifts and sit ups. i miss wall
1 day ago
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cairn: good game. you should play cairn
2 days ago
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@thisdevilsworkday.bsky.social
nailed it once again, giving me a ruler inspired by
@asavage.bsky.social
3 days ago
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@thisdevilsworkday.bsky.social
nailed it once again, giving me a ruler inspired by
@asavage.bsky.social
3 days ago
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toy story 5: jerry get ipad
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5 days ago
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i will die for my country kinja, may she rest in peace
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5 days ago
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The Overseer Class is now available for pre-order
5 days ago
So
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@newyorkstateag.bsky.social
@governor.ny.gov
what say you about NYU Lagone cancelling trans care for people 19 & under in violation of New York State law?
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watching twin peaks for the first time and i’m pretty sure i went to this diner when i was out in redmond to ride a ural
6 days ago
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me trying desperately not to starve to death in cairn
7 days ago
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telling trump there's a ram shortage so he immediately redirects the entire dod budget towards funding another twister sequel
7 days ago
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realizing how many hobby-induced marks i have on my body right now impermanent marks: - archery scrapes - rock climbing scrapes - sex bruises permanent marks: - tattoo - car mod installation scars - woodworking scars
8 days ago
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new achievements in eww-phoria: an ubereats driver just came back to my apartment like half an hour after dropping off food to ask me out
8 days ago
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new achievements in eww-phoria: an ubereats driver just came back to my apartment like half an hour after dropping off food to ask me out
8 days ago
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DC Pierson
9 days ago
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i’m like that scene in unbreakable where bruce willis learns he can bench press unlimited weight, but for lifting women
10 days ago
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the mountain goats - fresh tattoo
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10 days ago
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wow what a mix
11 days ago
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new @, whaddya think
11 days ago
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the numbers here say italy supplied 10,000 condoms for 3,000 athletes, which ran out in three days. every olympian is fucking a bit over once per day on average
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11 days ago
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you know you've been in media too long when you start having strong opinions about anna moneymaker
11 days ago
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playing cairn
11 days ago
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new checkout guy at the bodega saw me without a mask for the first time today, leading him to say i "look better without a mask" and call me "sweetheart" during checkout. now wondering if i can spin him and the deli guy who gawks at my tits against each other through seductress iago machinations
12 days ago
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god i am really a sucker for british accents huh
12 days ago
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tuning in and realizing that, despite being on vicki's charity stream with her years ago, i had absolutely no memory of what
@postoctobrist.bsky.social
sounds like
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12 days ago
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it’s even better after a quick truss rod adjustment. also don’t judge i learned this riff literally five minutes ago
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13 days ago
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truly the most uncanny valley guy i've ever had the misfortune of seeing
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13 days ago
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BASS
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13 days ago
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13 days ago
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headfallsoff
13 days ago
initial d is the most important study of straight male heterosexuality of all time. it is the only text you need
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bass guitar is out for delivery
13 days ago
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max
13 days ago
Zhao in ‘Die Another Day’ (2002):
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i love new york city
13 days ago
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this is one of my favorite reviews i've gotten to write recently. doing my best
@victoriascott.bsky.social
impression (it pales in comparison)
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13 days ago
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the indian chief vintage, by contrast, is confident in what it is
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14 days ago
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the indian chief vintage, by contrast, is confident in what it is
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14 days ago
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i'm running a test print now
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14 days ago
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signal supremacy
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15 days ago
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took a sad lil photo walk in the snow the other day
15 days ago
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well, it was a fun platform while it lasted, they're not getting my id
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15 days ago
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deeply unfair that i can still be very sad even after the pats got their shit wrecked. that was supposed to fix me forever
15 days ago
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Frankendarling
15 days ago
New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.
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GOD BLESS. EAT SHIT NEW ENGLAND
15 days ago
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