need someone to make a dumb phone that runs signal, a map app, and nothing else. maybe plex for music

battlejacket: updated

merch haul

health is so good y'all

transsexual issues: didn’t get to crowd surf at the show because i was too busy kissing a woman i met who was taller than me new york issues: sat in Subway Liquid on the train (hopefully not piss)

health show cyberpunk 2077 cosplay counter: 2 so far (i am still in line outside)

outfit time for health

i looked into historical car pricing data when the volkswagen id buzz launched, and found the same: the new bus costs triple what the old one did, after adjusting for inflation, and a higher percentage of both average new car transaction price and median household income. the cars are too expense

they should invent a food poisoning recovery that doesn’t stop you from climbing

GREATEST CITY IN DA WORLD

"Garden's security apparatus to focus on her...Not because she posed any kind of danger at that moment. Because Richards was a transgender woman, and Eversole allegedly wanted to keep her 'away from the players.'" jesus fucking christ

any time my body wants to stop being food poisoned, that would be great. currently praying to keep three (3) ritz crackers down

i have got to stop getting illnesses that make me throw up

oh no it's me

my parents trying to explain to high school aged me that i need different footwear for winter

ERIKA KIRK: you don’t think a media queen protects her media crown, jd? gaze upon my magnificent fireworks displays and know what it is to live widowliciously JD VANCE: i’m confecticamo

is this even kinja?? as in, the kinja cms??

ERIKA KIRK: you don’t think a media queen protects her media crown, jd? gaze upon my magnificent fireworks displays and know what it is to live widowliciously JD VANCE: i’m confecticamo

help pommy if you can!

my nike acg cargo joggers are my favorite rock climbing pants, and it sucks that nike stopped making them

i am convinced that every dave strider cosplayer has since transitioned. doesn't matter in what direction, but none of us are running factory default genders any more

update: the state of massachusetts, in its infinite wisdom, has decided i cannot bid on copart auctions without a broker and i'm not paying a middleman $400 just so i can bid eighty bucks on a motorcycle that might run

considering a truly dumb purchase. but i could blog it

i did this in college specifically because of max caulfield

extremely funny opportunity here for chevy to add a third blazer to its lineup

building up your own music library outside of streaming services is so funny, sometimes an artist is so obvious that you just forget you don’t already have their stuff. what do you mean i got reverend horton heat’s entire discography before anything from lucy dacus

shower: “i’m not going to drain actually” me, hooking a drain snake up to my impact: “the fuck did you just say?”

went to my bodega for breakfast and the deli counter guy immediately gave my midriff a once-over and then winked at me as i left after paying, i'm home <3

if you haven’t played cairn yet, fix that

i’m confecticamo

@stel.energy MORE CAIRN

oblivion and tron legacy were both joseph kosinski/claudio miranda collabs??

Cheese Burger for you

the academy museum bathroom is playing the la la land score, which feels a little on the nose

(dominic toretto seeing a nissan rogue on the second floor of a mall) nothing sadder than locking a beast in a cage

the rumors are true: @katie.bzky.team is in fact chibi altaïr in person

wild request but does anyone in Seattle have a really cool vintage truck I could take photos with on Thursday lol

i found nakatomi plaza and dominic toretto’s house

los angeles, why are your bagels so bad?

it’s for me. basic electric truck where you can 3d print your own components? maker vehicle, i’m very into it

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i keep getting compliments on my helmet, everyone loves pink devil horns

los angeles vacation means lying on a street parked press bike, shirtless, journaling

los angeles bagel review: truly mind boggling. how did they make this taste like pizza dough

i’ve been waiting for this for so long

traveling by motorcycle at your destination means carrying a totally normal assortment of luggage

i left new york and, before even leaving the terminal at lax, immediately ordered the first menu item i saw labeled “chicken and rice.” not beating the new yorker allegations

los angeles i am inside you

i love my friends and the people in my life

this is the coldest any plane has ever been