rock climbing is good for arms

alex turner lyrics that would be way hotter if it wasn't alex turner singing them

need my dreams to be less cinematic and vivid. i get it, we’re talking about how even hate that feels morally correct rots your soul, the well intentioned extremism leading to mass death already got that across. did we also need giant annihilation monsters too

need my dreams to be less cinematic and vivid. i get it, we’re talking about how even hate that feels morally correct rots your soul, the well intentioned extremism leading to mass death already got that across. did we also need giant annihilation monsters too

an ex of mine just texted me a reference to the mountain goats’ jenny and said it reminded her of me. i’ve peaked

realized i’ve spent every day this week climbing or slacklining, i should see how long i can keep that up

truly bonkers installment this week

amber sitrep: arms - sore from climbing right elbow - scraped from climbing pecs - sore from arm wrestling at climbing legs - sore from slacklining and climbing right leg - rope burned from a fall that flipped me upside down left heel - bruised from landing on roots slacklining more climbing today

amber sitrep: arms - sore from climbing right elbow - scraped from climbing pecs - sore from arm wrestling at climbing legs - sore from slacklining and climbing right leg - rope burned from a fall that flipped me upside down left heel - bruised from landing on roots slacklining more climbing today

TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH TRAILER

i’ve never seen a line this long at a store that’s actively being boycotted (i’m here to process a return, not make a purchase)

guy on the subway with two separate airtags on his keys. he is never losing those

i had no business being on this route, but it turns out climbing makes your arms look good

@thisdevilsworkday.bsky.social once again doing incredible work on me

classic democrats

the back muscles are back muscling on this one

the back muscles are back muscling on this one

who needs hands

yeah this is sorta. how quarantine works. you don't get to leave just because you feel like it

this second flight today is 40 minutes. this should be high speed rail

Don't cross the REI picket line May 15-25!

oh trust me i’m aware of it

subjecting my mirrorless to heights and chalk for the Angles

i’m wearing my battlejacket on the train, and a woman walking through the car asking for cash stopped at me and just went ”’scuse me miss, can i have a cigarette?” and fully didn’t believe me when i said i didn’t have one

i was there for this!! my head barely pokes out at one point in the clip. it looks noticeably different now

chumbawamba vocalist: "scapegoat, looking for a scapegoat" me, hearing it wrong: "looking for our skateboards :)"

covid brain fog memory is so funny. my therapist asked what traumatic memories i’d like to work on and i had to be like “as far as i know, the universe was created ten minutes ago”

Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.

talking to companies about sizing motorcycle gear for work is always so funny. yeah sorry, i just have these weird proportions, i'm built like (proceeds to list model-ass measurements)

god i want a publicly owned airline, that would rule

i've messages 86 facebook marketplace sellers this week in search of a crag car. like half of them have been minivans

open the schools

shopping for minivans, logically i know at my sub-$2,000 price point i should go with something japanese for the reliability but my heart yearns for stow n go seating

need to curl up and rest my head on a lesbian’s chest stat

can't wait to be out of covid isolation. cabin fever is already here, i need to see friends and climb a wall

i'm begging facebook marketplace sellers to read the messages i send them

learning that the beautiful, perfect, $1,800 honda odyssey from facebook marketplace that i've had my eye on has a terribly unreliable transmission :(. now i need to find a toyota sienna or a newer odyssey for absolutely no money

ah fuck. covid again

@katie.bzky.team hates when trans women shoot cinema :(

i went outside

truly no one is doing it like kallie. god Damn. and the appendix!

motogp: good

Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something

holy shit

appointment on the books with ruth bader linsburg

i top roped a 5.11- right before this, is my excuse for why i'm so shaky and stopping to rest so often

had a dream last night where someone i know came to visit and we had a musical number of breaking through (nonexistant irl) romantic tension and falling onto my bed kissing, at which point she told me to “enable nictating membranes” and that line stunned me into waking up 20 minutes before my alarm