Amber DaSilva
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29 she/her brooklyn staff writer at Jalopnik AmbericaOffline.93 on signal (for mutuals)
rock climbing is good for arms
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alex turner lyrics that would be way hotter if it wasn't alex turner singing them
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need my dreams to be less cinematic and vivid. i get it, we’re talking about how even hate that feels morally correct rots your soul, the well intentioned extremism leading to mass death already got that across. did we also need giant annihilation monsters too
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need my dreams to be less cinematic and vivid. i get it, we’re talking about how even hate that feels morally correct rots your soul, the well intentioned extremism leading to mass death already got that across. did we also need giant annihilation monsters too
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an ex of mine just texted me a reference to the mountain goats’ jenny and said it reminded her of me. i’ve peaked
5 days ago
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realized i’ve spent every day this week climbing or slacklining, i should see how long i can keep that up
5 days ago
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truly bonkers installment this week
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amber sitrep: arms - sore from climbing right elbow - scraped from climbing pecs - sore from arm wrestling at climbing legs - sore from slacklining and climbing right leg - rope burned from a fall that flipped me upside down left heel - bruised from landing on roots slacklining more climbing today
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amber sitrep: arms - sore from climbing right elbow - scraped from climbing pecs - sore from arm wrestling at climbing legs - sore from slacklining and climbing right leg - rope burned from a fall that flipped me upside down left heel - bruised from landing on roots slacklining more climbing today
8 days ago
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TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH TRAILER
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9 days ago
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i’ve never seen a line this long at a store that’s actively being boycotted (i’m here to process a return, not make a purchase)
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10 days ago
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guy on the subway with two separate airtags on his keys. he is never losing those
10 days ago
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i had no business being on this route, but it turns out climbing makes your arms look good
11 days ago
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@thisdevilsworkday.bsky.social
once again doing incredible work on me
12 days ago
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14 days ago
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classic democrats
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15 days ago
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the back muscles are back muscling on this one
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16 days ago
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the back muscles are back muscling on this one
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16 days ago
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who needs hands
16 days ago
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16 days ago
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yeah this is sorta. how quarantine works. you don't get to leave just because you feel like it
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17 days ago
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this second flight today is 40 minutes. this should be high speed rail
21 days ago
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Bryce Covert
22 days ago
Don't cross the REI picket line May 15-25!
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oh trust me i’m aware of it
22 days ago
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subjecting my mirrorless to heights and chalk for the Angles
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23 days ago
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i’m wearing my battlejacket on the train, and a woman walking through the car asking for cash stopped at me and just went ”’scuse me miss, can i have a cigarette?” and fully didn’t believe me when i said i didn’t have one
23 days ago
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i was there for this!! my head barely pokes out at one point in the clip. it looks noticeably different now
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25 days ago
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chumbawamba vocalist: "scapegoat, looking for a scapegoat" me, hearing it wrong: "looking for our skateboards :)"
29 days ago
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covid brain fog memory is so funny. my therapist asked what traumatic memories i’d like to work on and i had to be like “as far as i know, the universe was created ten minutes ago”
about 1 month ago
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.
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about 1 month ago
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talking to companies about sizing motorcycle gear for work is always so funny. yeah sorry, i just have these weird proportions, i'm built like (proceeds to list model-ass measurements)
about 1 month ago
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god i want a publicly owned airline, that would rule
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about 1 month ago
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i've messages 86 facebook marketplace sellers this week in search of a crag car. like half of them have been minivans
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about 1 month ago
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open the schools
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about 1 month ago
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shopping for minivans, logically i know at my sub-$2,000 price point i should go with something japanese for the reliability but my heart yearns for stow n go seating
about 1 month ago
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need to curl up and rest my head on a lesbian’s chest stat
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about 1 month ago
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can't wait to be out of covid isolation. cabin fever is already here, i need to see friends and climb a wall
about 1 month ago
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i'm begging facebook marketplace sellers to read the messages i send them
about 1 month ago
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learning that the beautiful, perfect, $1,800 honda odyssey from facebook marketplace that i've had my eye on has a terribly unreliable transmission :(. now i need to find a toyota sienna or a newer odyssey for absolutely no money
about 1 month ago
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ah fuck. covid again
about 1 month ago
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@katie.bzky.team
hates when trans women shoot cinema :(
about 1 month ago
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i went outside
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about 1 month ago
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truly no one is doing it like kallie. god Damn. and the appendix!
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about 1 month ago
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motogp: good
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MotoGP Makes The Peak Of Racing Approachable - Jalopnik
Exciting, complex, and utterly approachable, MotoGP races offer a lot more entertainment for the money than Formula 1.
https://www.jalopnik.com/2153920/motogp-makes-racing-approachable/
about 1 month ago
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Stella Sacco
about 1 month ago
Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something
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holy shit
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about 1 month ago
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appointment on the books with ruth bader linsburg
about 1 month ago
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i top roped a 5.11- right before this, is my excuse for why i'm so shaky and stopping to rest so often
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amber 5.9 lead
YouTube video by Amber DaSilva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVdihMRuHH0
about 1 month ago
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had a dream last night where someone i know came to visit and we had a musical number of breaking through (nonexistant irl) romantic tension and falling onto my bed kissing, at which point she told me to “enable nictating membranes” and that line stunned me into waking up 20 minutes before my alarm
about 1 month ago
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