trying to write an original mechsploitation setting, and how the hell did i go from "mech pilots devoid of any naturally produced serotonin or dopamine desperately humping in the hopes of getting just one more hit of any kind of chemical happiness" to looking up bloc quebecois election results

i need pink imac g3s to be cheaper. i wanna do a Project with one, and i only need the housing, but they’re all so expensive

finally watching zeta gundam and i miss the eyecatcher sounds from 0079. where’s the SHOO

first tattoo scheduled 👀

they got bernie!!! hell yeah

day one in mamdani’s new york

It’s real now. www.youtube.com/live/zj4hZVx...

i want to stop seeing gronk

read this as "millennial char"

so they’re dropping the ball twice? and the second one is just… a couple minutes after the first? not another time zone or anything?

i don’t know who this guy is but i keep waiting for him to say “i do declare” or dab at his neck with a handkerchief

gender affirming barrage of glp-1 ads on every platform

When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?

it also won’t stop me from drinking champagne

They've started replacing the "welcome to the borough" signs so they say Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani instead of Mayor Adams.

i may not have new years' plans, but that's not going to stop me from dressing for the occasion

antonio banderas in the mask of zorro is maybe the closest to “marisa tomei in my cousin vinny” level hot that anyone has ever been

the topic of voice acting @kallidorarho.bsky.social's Handler came up in texts and now you all get to hear my attempt

the topic of voice acting @kallidorarho.bsky.social's Handler came up in texts and now you all get to hear my attempt

i’m at the “el tango de roxanne“ part of moulin rouge, and it seems to ignore the much easier option of “being normal about your girlfriend’s job”

waves

apparently i never posted one of my favorite halloween pictures. i didn't take the muzzle off for food or drinks (i used a straw) but i did eventually relent for a cig

breaking: it cold out

my upstairs neighbors listening to me sing in the shower while my roommates are away

y’know what i don’t think i’ve ever seen? a motorcycle cop in full armor. you’d think they’d be atgatt guys, but i guess not

i think this is how max verstappen lives in real life

thinking about how funny mechsploitation fic dynamics would be if applied to real sports. f1 team leader issuing the Off The Leash command to a driver over the radio

> playing music to settle my heart rate after roach jumpscare > throw on purity ring for the moderate bpm > first song > crawlersout

the indian sport chief rt is incredible at making you feel like you belong on it, even if you don’t want to

poor puppy :(

o handless barbie in the benihana bathroom, what is your wisdom?

our website crunches images to hell, but this was a very pretty bike

our website crunches images to hell, but this was a very pretty bike

It's so effective at making its rider into a big scary tough loud Cruiser Guy of pop culture fame that this is the first motorcycle I've brought up in therapy.

the indian sport chief rt is incredible at making you feel like you belong on it, even if you don’t want to

"LANESPLIT" is a simple game from a one-person developer, and at my advanced age of 29 that's the kind of game I have the time and energy to play after work.

we love simple games

it's 12:50 am on christmas morning and i'm finishing up a motorcycle review. something something sigma grindset, no days off, etc

learning that i’m spiritually 36

day two of my roommates not being home: i am hissing out loud and biting my phone. i fear i will be fully feral by the time they get back to brooklyn

getting severed and demanding to be the innie after the procedure

what happened to anime women with hair like mine? where did they all go

the computer monitors i bought out of the back of a toyota dealership in 2020 are finally starting to fail. do i have $1,045 to replace them? absolutely not. would it maybe be worth it to buy replacements anyway, so i stop getting headaches from the flashing backlight? quite possibly!

quote with your favorite pic of 2025 @phobia.bsky.social managed to make me look hot

this is sort of aside from everything else, but aren’t ship classes normally named after the first ship to use that design? wouldn’t this be the defiant class?

quote with your favorite pic of 2025 @phobia.bsky.social managed to make me look hot