alright, café job over starting Wednesday I'll be running the kitchen in a wine bar so that'll be interesting

it's my last day at my current work :')

when road shut and she keeps suckin

butch and masc lesbians are proof that masculine fashion doesn't have to be boring yet another example of women outclassing men at their own game

if anyone could help me out to tide me over as long as possible I'd appreciate it greatly, once the first month at the new job is past i should be fine bc I'm gonna be much better paid but getting there is going to be very fucking hard ko-fi.com/laufeyjardot...

oh having my hours cut last month has fucked me royally i have £175 to last 3 weeks 🫠🫠🫠 starting my new job next week is also going to fuck me over because of the payroll timings 🫠🫠🫠 I'm basically going to have to survive on 2 weeks of pay for the first month oh jfc I'm so screwed

boyfriend day 🥰🥰🥰

now that TDOV is over and i am no longer visible, its time to go jack off in a public location

ooooooh the coffee machine is down again

libido is through the roof today 🫠🫠🫠

men should have to pay me £20 to send me messages £20 per 5 minutes

grindr is hilarious, it really shows you how many mid looking guys think they're hot shit they'll message you and be like "i know your t4t but i think your gorgeous", with those spelling errors, and send a pic of the most boring, generic-ass guy on the planet, and sometimes a badly framed dick pic

i think my purpose in life is to be one of those service animals for like, anxiety and stuff, but as a jester rockin up in my pantaloons and big jingly hat with a harness that says Service Clown on it

i studied really hard for my sti test but somehow i got negative on every question :c

absolutely shattered all day, currently on hour 60 of being awake get home get into bed immediately too horny out of nowhere

I'M FREE TIME TO GO HOME AND MERGE WITH MY BED

you know I'm doing surprisingly well for someone who's been awake for 52 hours

everyone came in at 10 instead of 9 bc of daylight savings lmao

work is the most dead i have ever seen it I'm very grateful for this

oh daylight savings ended here in the uk so we lost an hour of today

oh boy i have been awake for almost 48 hours other than the 1h45m of sleep i got before work yesterday and i have an 11 hour shift starting in 2.5 hours oh boy

info dumping about my photography to a cute alt girl at the transsexual function

Continental Ballistic Mephedrone

can someone explain to me what an anamorphic lens is why i should care about it

fractured wilderness

god being bedridden has left me looking fucking gaunt i need to start eating properly again but i literally cannot fit much food in me atm it's a nightmare

oh i should have taken today off to recover as well i am so not ready for an 11 hour shift

apparently it's walk like a sloth day here in London the way these fucks on the tube are moving

I've barely been able to eat all week so i am quite weak ATM and i haven't been able to sleep and i have work in 4 hours I've given up on sleeping and ordered a pizza because i have little food of any nutritional value in the flat and no energy or function to cook what i do have

i could make a killing as an Instagram femboy I'm telling you

it sure is almost 2am and i sure can't sleep :) I'm so very tired of this

pint of jäger with a shot of beer

just rizzed my way into a new job without needing to apply or provide a cv, or references

woah my boy is going on a quest with his gang of miscreants

Off on tour with @creature.gay & @ellaorlando.bsky.social to Bring Back Asbestos

wow they changed the plot for the arc where they meet usopp quite a bit for the live action i think it makes for better live action but wow it's very different. the plot beats are mostly the same so it's inconsequential but the events themselves are very very different

gainsmaxxing pirate crew that flies a gigachad jolly roger

oh my god I'm finally out of fever hell

my reels algorithm is goth women and Pokémon card vendors at shows being nice to kids

I'm very miserable I've been sick since Monday night and i haven't seen my bf all week 😭😞😭😞

FINALLY GOT THE FUCKER THAT TOOK LIKE 20M

changing my earrings back to studs bc they're really irritated rn and I'd just line to wish whomever decided it was a good idea to have a tiny fucking screw on the end of a 1.5mm wide disc/ball as the end you need to screw into most affordable piercings a very get hit by 1000 buses

yay i love to final fall asleep at mid day and wake up 4h later

i fear that in the Pokémon universe a vaporeon sanctuary would be considered with the same suspicion as a catholic all boy's orphanage

i can tell I'm sick because bottled water tastes fucking awful

life is short take a dremel to your hat add some grommets to your shit hang chains and little charms from said grommets make your stuff your own

lesbianism update i saw a video of a woman making interesting sounds whilst planking and whilst i know it's thirst bait I am still BRIGHT RED

in the big top straight up honkin it. and by it? heh well,,, lets justr say.... her peanits