How you'll catch me and the boys moving, right now and every day

I'm Early-1960s-WestCoast-40y/o-garbageman-traumatisedduringthewar-carryinghis shovellikeabayonet-marchingintoaseaoffoamtorescueasunkencarfromaSwimmingPool- maxxing rn

Ah fuck my melon,, its been fucking whirled

Can confirm they're absolutely fucking unbearable. Its like woke faggot Top Gear. I love them so much

I have no mouth and i must scream but I'm also a caterpillar cake.

I just want to lie on my back and have a little opera singer to stand on my chest whilst I scream "DANMARK" over and over. dms are open

Pleasant Chesty United States, Civil War Soldiers Index, 1861-1865

You're whirling my..... melon man

MOAN, sb. A basket, used for carrying chaff or roots for food; and for unloading coals. (See Maun, Maund.)

CLOUT [klout] (1) sb. A blow with the palm of the hand. 'Mind what ye'r 'bout or I will gie ye a clout on the head.' (2) A clod, or lump of earth, in a ploughed field.

Dont tell me that Chip the Wolf didnt have a serious breakfast problem, that he didnt kick until Pete the Golden Nugget man paid for his rehab

She's me. I'm her

FAGS [fagz], FAGGS, interj. adv. A cant word of affirmation; in good faith; indeed; truly. Shakespeare has: 'I' fecks' = in faith, in Winter's Tale, act i. sc. 2, where we see the word in process of abbreviation.

Accidental 90 minute non-verbal murder mystery/breakfast/workout themed clown routine

Looks like Asbestos, tastes like it too! But its a breakfast cereal!

Storming the Reichstag and unfurling an enormous, blood-soaked banner on the roof that reads: "Liberal Democrats - Winning Here"

Who Vicar's the Vicar?

Another 6 tins of Dog Oil to the trans women front

Okay so it turns out I actually have an honest to god fetish for gun oil

7 times in a row

BRING BACK ASBESTOS

BRING BACK ASBESTOS

Hell of a day to be reading Smedley

Hour 7 of the car journey and im weeping while trying to explain the story of Gilgamesh and Enkidu to my brother

In 1982 this was called the Graham Gooch week.

So it turns out ice hockey is fucking incredible wtf

Midnight cricket gang loves Josh Tongue

Josh Tongue

COURT FAGGOT [koart fag•ut] sb. This seems to have been the name, anciently given, to the best and choicest kind of fagot.

I wish all my central European transexuals a happy trout

With Submarine school finally over, I can finally be readmitted into the human race. One of my favourite Plastyks to date. My hope is immeasurable and my day is bright. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

The third week of submarine school comes to an end. I am changed. The taste of air frightens me, I look people differently now. Unknowable anticipation has made a home in my heart. I have taken the first steps in a new world. I think, maybe, I understand subs now? I must speak with John Raveman

I have been brave enough to manifest, will you be brave enough to find me?

Day 11 of submarine school. Ive come down with a terrible fever and been sent to the pharmacist's mate to recover. She insists that oestrogen will make me more compliant in future procedures. Im starting to feel pretty suspicious about this whole sub school, ive not seen a single boat yet. F:BBA

BOY-BEAT [boi-beet] adj. Beaten by a person younger than oneself. 'My father, he carried the sway at stack building for fifteen year; at last they begun to talk o' puttin' me up; 'Now I've done,' the ole chap says 'I wunt be boy-beat

Day 8 of Submarine school. Listening to the Das Boot soundtrack in the wardroom of the Kitchen-Island-Trannery during dyke poker night. This is to improve teamwork among the crew during stressful situations. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

Day 6 of submarine school. The entire class is being made to listen to cricket on the radio at 4am to ensure the success of the AUKUS agreement. This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs. F: BBA

Day 4 of submarine school. We're learning the most efficient way to pack the equipment and beans and etc so it doesn't get wet on account of the water. Im learning so much. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

Second day of Submarine school, they're making me haul 9 pairs of surplus boots across the country to show that I understand the importance of leather and the efficiency of water-borne shipping. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

I just miss him

First day of submarine school wish me luck

Ahh the flesh

Getting through today by watching Hunt for Red October whilst wearing the officer's hat

After the sixth new massage victim in as many days, I have been described by a friend as a 'Serial Carer'. In fairness, I have been targeting women from a vulnerable demographic. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

I forget how much lifting heavy things immediately solves all my psychological problems. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

In the last 48 hours I have broken 5 new women with deep tissue massage. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

furthermore: bring back asbestos