Okay so it turns out I actually have an honest to god fetish for gun oil

7 times in a row

BRING BACK ASBESTOS

BRING BACK ASBESTOS

Hell of a day to be reading Smedley

Hour 7 of the car journey and im weeping while trying to explain the story of Gilgamesh and Enkidu to my brother

In 1982 this was called the Graham Gooch week.

So it turns out ice hockey is fucking incredible wtf

Midnight cricket gang loves Josh Tongue

Josh Tongue

COURT FAGGOT [koart fag•ut] sb. This seems to have been the name, anciently given, to the best and choicest kind of fagot.

I wish all my central European transexuals a happy trout

With Submarine school finally over, I can finally be readmitted into the human race. One of my favourite Plastyks to date. My hope is immeasurable and my day is bright. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

The third week of submarine school comes to an end. I am changed. The taste of air frightens me, I look people differently now. Unknowable anticipation has made a home in my heart. I have taken the first steps in a new world. I think, maybe, I understand subs now? I must speak with John Raveman

I have been brave enough to manifest, will you be brave enough to find me?

Day 11 of submarine school. Ive come down with a terrible fever and been sent to the pharmacist's mate to recover. She insists that oestrogen will make me more compliant in future procedures. Im starting to feel pretty suspicious about this whole sub school, ive not seen a single boat yet. F:BBA

BOY-BEAT [boi-beet] adj. Beaten by a person younger than oneself. 'My father, he carried the sway at stack building for fifteen year; at last they begun to talk o' puttin' me up; 'Now I've done,' the ole chap says 'I wunt be boy-beat

Day 8 of Submarine school. Listening to the Das Boot soundtrack in the wardroom of the Kitchen-Island-Trannery during dyke poker night. This is to improve teamwork among the crew during stressful situations. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

Day 6 of submarine school. The entire class is being made to listen to cricket on the radio at 4am to ensure the success of the AUKUS agreement. This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs. F: BBA

Day 4 of submarine school. We're learning the most efficient way to pack the equipment and beans and etc so it doesn't get wet on account of the water. Im learning so much. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

Second day of Submarine school, they're making me haul 9 pairs of surplus boots across the country to show that I understand the importance of leather and the efficiency of water-borne shipping. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

I just miss him

First day of submarine school wish me luck

Ahh the flesh

Getting through today by watching Hunt for Red October whilst wearing the officer's hat

After the sixth new massage victim in as many days, I have been described by a friend as a 'Serial Carer'. In fairness, I have been targeting women from a vulnerable demographic. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

I forget how much lifting heavy things immediately solves all my psychological problems. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

In the last 48 hours I have broken 5 new women with deep tissue massage. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

furthermore: bring back asbestos

happy birthday @cake-or-death.bsky.social very blessed to have you as a friend 💜

Its 3am and you're covered in dog oil, most all of your back pain has been healed, you've never spoken to a single cop, John raveman is in your heart, and all is well. Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

friend gave me a deep tissue massage yesterday and... i did not know my back could feel this good what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?

3 of the funniest interactions of my life back to back never change cis people

An XXY rabbit is just a hare

The only straight im interested in is the Denmark Straight Futhermore: Bring Back Asbestos

Every day I stand in a cold shower and scream at the water until some gets in my lungs and I can see through time. Get on my fucking level, build your own matrix, John your raveman Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos

The Asbestos Appreciation Society, featuring @cake-or-death.bsky.social, @creature.gay & @ellaorlando.bsky.social at late night dyke poker. I lost money, but I gained kinship. Bring Back Asbestos.

Resurrecting (silly) old identities for (silly) purposes at (silly) events for unique (silly) reasons is very silly. Have I mentioned I love my life?

MATE [mait, and also mee•ut] sb. A companion; comrade; fellow-labourer; friend; used especially by husband or wife to one another.

Guys, I have an announcement to make Today I am coming out as Occitanian. I cannot hide who I am anymore. No one should be forced to live on the closet. Thank you everyone who supported me in my journey and please be respectful in the comments. Dieu benesisca ❤️‍🔥💛

1942 BSA WD M20 #art #illustration #motorbike #motorcycle #bikergirl

Shower mango time

I keep thinking "Are we the baddies" every time dykes ask me to inflict yet more bespoke, perverted damage

We found him

My skin will never recover from this outfit, we may have gone too far

John raveman is gonna bring back asbestos

Australian in Poland: "G'dańsk"

I can attest these are SHARP

My transition goals are beyond your comprehension.