Still making terrible decisions

Dyke March Post 2/? A delightful candid of @bvtchboots.bsky.social, @ellaorlando.bsky.social, @cake-or-death.bsky.social, and @creature.gay as well the asbestos crew (ella, ember, and violence) in hyde park after the march! 📷 Kosmofoto Direktor 250 / Chinon CS / Carl Zeiss Tessar 50mm f/2.8

The Asbesties after the Dyke March. Could never go to a march without @ellaorlando.bsky.social and @creature.gay, the two Tuffest dykes I know. 📸 @loki.moe Furthermore, Bring Back Asbrstos

I was fucking cooking here

Genuinely hope that my boss understands the damage they've done. When I took a picture of them telling John Raveman to "Tuff Off" they caused the tube to melt, and me and my girlfriend were stuck in a camera But then I listened to Chet Baker live at the REAL RACE CAR TRACK, and we are SO BACK 10/10

Elizabeth Biggerdyke England and Wales, Census, 1891

That’s what you think

Thinking about her again....

"A mighty warlord from Transoxania has arrived on the Eastern borders of our maps, bringing with him a legacy of conquest that cannot be ignored." Are you Tuff enough? Thank you @creature.gay for the incredible picture.

This riot shield tastes funny

Pea and ham? From a chicken?

youre laughing. a half sunk visage lies beside two trunkless legs of stone and you're laughing

Youre telling me a de stoned this olive?

Never miss an opportunity to advocate in favour of Brett Lee.

British trans women are trained to put their empty magazines directly into the bra pouch when reloading

The soil is thirsty

How you'll catch me and the boys moving, right now and every day

I'm Early-1960s-WestCoast-40y/o-garbageman-traumatisedduringthewar-carryinghis shovellikeabayonet-marchingintoaseaoffoamtorescueasunkencarfromaSwimmingPool- maxxing rn

Ah fuck my melon,, its been fucking whirled

Can confirm they're absolutely fucking unbearable. Its like woke faggot Top Gear. I love them so much

I have no mouth and i must scream but I'm also a caterpillar cake.

I just want to lie on my back and have a little opera singer to stand on my chest whilst I scream "DANMARK" over and over. dms are open

Pleasant Chesty United States, Civil War Soldiers Index, 1861-1865

You're whirling my..... melon man

MOAN, sb. A basket, used for carrying chaff or roots for food; and for unloading coals. (See Maun, Maund.)

CLOUT [klout] (1) sb. A blow with the palm of the hand. 'Mind what ye'r 'bout or I will gie ye a clout on the head.' (2) A clod, or lump of earth, in a ploughed field.

Dont tell me that Chip the Wolf didnt have a serious breakfast problem, that he didnt kick until Pete the Golden Nugget man paid for his rehab

She's me. I'm her

FAGS [fagz], FAGGS, interj. adv. A cant word of affirmation; in good faith; indeed; truly. Shakespeare has: 'I' fecks' = in faith, in Winter's Tale, act i. sc. 2, where we see the word in process of abbreviation.

Accidental 90 minute non-verbal murder mystery/breakfast/workout themed clown routine

Looks like Asbestos, tastes like it too! But its a breakfast cereal!

Storming the Reichstag and unfurling an enormous, blood-soaked banner on the roof that reads: "Liberal Democrats - Winning Here"

Who Vicar's the Vicar?

Another 6 tins of Dog Oil to the trans women front

Okay so it turns out I actually have an honest to god fetish for gun oil

7 times in a row

BRING BACK ASBESTOS

BRING BACK ASBESTOS

Hell of a day to be reading Smedley

Hour 7 of the car journey and im weeping while trying to explain the story of Gilgamesh and Enkidu to my brother

In 1982 this was called the Graham Gooch week.

So it turns out ice hockey is fucking incredible wtf

Midnight cricket gang loves Josh Tongue

Josh Tongue