I'm just a girl who's been up for 26 hours, finished working a rave and is now on her way to a 12 hour shift 🤠

No! There isn’t time to sit in the moment! I must post!

It’s 3am, and I’m covered in haze fluid

Loving my new role as go to lesbian for lighting gay raves

Are you Tuff enough?

Looks like cake, taste like cake. But is, in fact, an ass

Happy end of Q1 and merry start of Q2 to everyone who celebrates it! Let’s get to actioning those key learnings from Q1 and delivering on your KPIs

I’ve finally gotten around to making that alt for needle play and blood play. DM if you wanna follow it

if anyone could help me out to tide me over as long as possible I'd appreciate it greatly, once the first month at the new job is past i should be fine bc I'm gonna be much better paid but getting there is going to be very fucking hard ko-fi.com/laufeyjardot...

Off on tour with @creature.gay & @ellaorlando.bsky.social to Bring Back Asbestos

By this time tomorrow I’ll be not in London with my besties why isn’t it tomorrow yet

From Instagram - today the Dyke Project shut down NHS England HQ to protest the politically motivated ban on trans youth healthcare.

Am now counting down the hours till I go on holiday

diy has got to get offline if it’s gonna survive

Damn the boobs really be boobing today

I thrive on being unpredictable

love is attractive, doubly so in poly When I’m dating, I love to learn about who someone loves I like seeing their eyes light up as they talk about their girlfriend or their spouse or even their best friend I love when someone has a full life and people to turn to I love seeing someone in love ~

Way the sun being out really dose fix me

You can’t live your whole life inside the trans bubble. Sometimes you gotta go interact with the real world and it can actually be really good for you to do so

It’s good to know that 10+ years latter Eva can still emotionally destroy me

Can’t believe End of Evangelion was the first film to do a post credits scene

Vampire? Nah, I prefer to be called a neck-romancer

What’s the point of a fire if you don’t get to go home early What do you mean I have to stay even later now

Revolutionising the world with, what I call, the “Non-Sex Party”

Just reminded that Dinotopia exists

It is literally like I live in two different worlds and it fries my brain having to come back to the normal world again

Feeling this again after this weekend

I’m gonna have bit of an ego for a few days, as a little treat

I love being a transsexual who makes pretty lights and amazing parties

Having a best friend can take many forms One such form is seeing each other for the first time in like a month and it being the most spiritually cleansing thing in the world

RIP railcard, it was a good while it lasted

hello all, unfortunately due to my hours being cut I am struggling to get through this month. I have £15 to last me 9 days. If anyone could help I would greatly appreciate it. I'd be happy to make something out of the leather I do have available to me in return as well. ko-fi.com/laufeyjardot...

You hate to find out your right

Just call me Colombo cause I’m out here solving mysteries and asking people to repeat themselves

Remember when the app store was just full of quirky games and fun novelties? World I knew is dead

Okay I forgot to take a picture of the set up before taking it down but very pleased with it. He’s over the moon about it

Win for the hoarders! Realised my dad was gonna need a mic stand. Then remembered I bought one back in 2020 during lockdown, never used it and refused to get rid of it and it’s been sitting in his garage for 6 years.

Okay! Let’s make my dad a little home recording set-up

My Dad played for me on his new piano last night and it’s the first time I’ve heard him play an instrument since his stroke and he had me fully crying within seconds

I’ve not been to a rave (that I wasn’t working at) since December what the actual fuck

I would like to not be sick now please

“Wow I’ve had such a reproductive day” “Don’t you mean productive day?” “I know what I said”

Boy howdy am I ill

Nice and early for a 9am shift and turns out it’s been moved to 11:30pm and I didn’t read the text telling me just fucking shoot me please

I swear I’m cursed when it comes to getting cabs

it’s actually really fun to just be a silly gremlin at the function

Was on a crowded tube carriage this morning when a really good drop happened on the song I was listening to and I said out loud at full volume “Oh! I’m GOING to space!”

Fascinating how uncomfortable and confrontational men get when you point out they’re doing something wrong

10/10 texture at the cool bar. Would recommend to a friend