I sometimes wear a collar

I sometimes wear a collar

my parents met while working on a project called COBUILD, a very early digital corpus of language my dad's PhD was a language model that could analyse any nonfiction text and reproduce it in its simplest form my parents quite literally laid some of the foundations of LLMs and it's kinda wild

my dad is also a computer lesbian btw

two years of HRT visualised by what my arms used to look like lol

you're welcome

transition status: done with the theatrics and now I'd like a pussy, please and thank you

I would genuinely forgo any chance of every getting bottom surgery if it meant I could have a normal immune system don't go out in public if you're sick you fucking donkey

I'm a big tough girl I swear but also owwww my tummy hurts :(((

remember when a pandemic caused 200,000+ deaths in the UK and we learned exactly nothing from it?

FFS my colleague came to work with a bug and now two of us are off sick and I am definitely coming down with something

in the UK the story of creation is described in the Book of Megadrive

sex 🤷🏼‍♀️ getting eggs laid inside me 🙋🏼‍♀️

on second reading this seems kinda cold and/or aloof but I stg it's genuine what's the word for when your desire to do something is fuelled entirely by the enthusiasm of the person you'll be doing it with?

I was born to eat random berries and die of dysentery not work in a big building all day

sleep pls

at this point my sexuality is just "I'll throw down if you're really that into me"

disappointed in myself for not hating AI vocally enough to end up on the block list

delighted to announce that I will be doing my art at Lezzer Fest this Saturday - 12 hour set running visuals 😯 lesbians who dance come say hi x link.dice.fm/K4dac7b16ef5...

I found a nice big log to burn but I have now established that the amount of fire required to burn the log is greater than the volume of the stove

old woman yuri and its a 25 year old with chronic back pain

who is this Greg Arious and is he single?

I actually like when the parties I go to are organised well and things work

lmao a cop at the station just asked me about my carrier bag full of kindling with extreme prejudice yes, I am the world's least effective terrorist and this is my extremely impractical incendiary device

sorry this is a Shadow the Hedgehog fan account now

being attracted to Shadow the Hedgehog (if I were) would not make me a furry at worst I would be a prickly

transition journey: realising that 90% of the women you thought you were attracted to are just women you want to be but that your attraction to Shadow the Hedgehog will never be more or less confusing

I did not have sexual relations with that hedgehog

Yeah I'm bi and my type of guy is "Shadow the Hedgehog"

my mind is 5% trans shit and 95% confusing feelings about Shadow the Hedgehog

255 cues in a 50 minute performance btw

seriously tho what am I lol lmao even

there's "I'm going to kill myself" in the immediate sense and there's "I'm going to kill myself" in the "I am going to die a slow, agonising death" sense guess

I think about this a lot (of course) it's quite hellish, you know?

god I wish I didn't have fucking arthritis owww

idk if this is a hot take but it's actually a huge dick move to stop taking your antipsychotic meds without telling your partner

I'm supposed to go and operate a show now but the butch lesbian in the cast eyebanged me and now I'm blind

yes, I frequently make myself laugh out loud with my own posts

Sailor Moon? the moon has no atmosphere and no wind you fucking moron

I wish there was a singular animal I could identify with instead of being told by a series of women that I'm just anything but human

scratch all this and give me a god damn vagina

how is "rent lowering" a pejorative? rent should be lower fuckass

even the prettiest girl in the world can get caught red-faced on the porcelain throne turtle-heading a dookie the size of olympus mons

I'm a classy girl i.e. I don't post about the biiiiig nasty shits I take sometimes

if you wanna know what my paternal grandma looked like just imagine me but old if you wanna know what my maternal grandma looked liked just imagine me but crossbred with an empty packet of Chesterfields

I am so disappointed in you all

last night I wrote "potato vape" in my notes potato vape

LMAO

dream summary: Halo 2 Dental School