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honestly feeling a bit smug about finnster streamers are streamers they want your attention but more importantly they want your money fuck finnster and fuck you for not looking more closely at an obvious scam - redditor behaviour smh

a brow piercing though? 🤔

Two things: I wish I didn't have the autism that makes me unable to tolerate the smell of certain foods I wish my colleagues didn't prefer these foods to everything else

apropos of nothing I want to organise an all-trans Quake 3 Arena tourney

haha these suckers think it's a whole new moon when it's actually just the same moon with a different paint job

it's dumb that I can forecast my moods well enough to know when I'm going to need to carry makeup so I can fix my face after crying but I cannot do anything to stop myself from crying

havin a little cry and listening to Death Cab for Cutie hbu?

I'm going to do something a bit subversive for TDoR and say that I would be one of the ones being remembered if it weren't for @boaterwitch.bsky.social She saved me. She is almost entirely responsible for me having found joy in life. Please give my oldest friend some love (and money) in return x

god I'm gorgeous wow I really Did A Thing by putting the right hormones in my body

I wanna get spitroasted no not the sexual two cocks in two holes way the ramming a steel rod through me and slowly cooking me way

If you use the word "obsequious" in a sentence I will want to have sex with you

My Chemical Castration Romance

it's like any amount of pleasure or happiness MUST be balanced out by several extended bouts of "HAHA YES DIE"

god I fucking hate my brain

Yeah I have clout Charms Lots Of Unique Transsexuals

transitioning so far has really been an adventure in finding out all the ways in which I am a basic bitch

the batteries are how I aspire to be

yo give me money for tattoos just think of the potential

of course the flipside to that is getting the bad kind of attention a lot more often but ho hum

I think being extremely hot helps

starting to accept that I actually do pass a lot of the time

I'm losing

PENNY IS NOT SHORT FOR PENELOPE OK IT IS JUST PENNY LIKE THE COIN PENNY

It's hard to be weak and delicate. The content and tone I post here is all over the place because I have PTSD and my mood swings like a double hinged pendulum. I don't want to be afraid of being outdoors, of people. It's not who I was but it's who I am now. Just gotta keep living I guess.

Toyota Yaois

few can resist the allure of the turtleneck

I'm 6'1 btw

If you bring your baby to the office I can't blame you but I can resent you

I don't want a cock for christmas There is just one thing I need I could fly over to Thailand And get bottom surgery I just want another hole Maybe that will heal my soul Make my wish come true Baby all I want for christmaaaas is pussy

racial profiling is so 2015 we're doing gender profiling now fuck yeah sorry love it looks like you might have or once have had a penis so you are under arrest

kinda spooky that I got my 360th follower the minute I posted this

I'm working with a girl who is younger than my iPod Nano help I'm old

I need a turtleneck dress in my life, preferably on my body

"Entice me." "The hook on my trousers makes a cool sound when I undo it real quick listen" "That is not what I meant"

it was my first day of school lmao

the real question: will amphetamines fix that too?

I don't have ADHD but I apparently have some sort of variant whereby the right hottie saying the right thing instantly deletes my ability to function normally in any way

don't think about it until your shift ends DON'T think about IT until your shift ends PENNY PLEASE

if you're ever feeling down just remember that there is a real animal called a tufted titmouse

current mood

"you look like a mime" YEAH BITCH YEAH I DO

I can be so pathetic AND I LIKE IT

chastity cage where you have to learn a new programming language to unlock it is this anything?

who will win: my ability to pay attention OR pretty woman teasing me from thousands of miles away ?

hey Dolph take a memo on your Newton

apparently I am in One Of Those Moods (requires violence)

if a car hit me i think i would cum

why am I thinking about what it would feel like to have screws driven through my hands?

what if you stood in a vat of silly putty "just to see how it feels" but suddenly you're in it up to your waist and you can't get out, you feel it pressing tighter around you but soon you realise it's actually a living creature and it's sucking you down, forcing itself into every orifice? yes?