I fucking love it when it's rainy and I'm at home - I get to listen to the sounds of rain on metal, rain on canvas, and rain on the water all at once

natural state

"you some sort of painter?" - guy at the rave

I'm about to hone the valve seats the valve seats I'm a-honing

get you a girl who can do both (pretty, annoying)

"Good morning, Miss Dreadful. We've detected some unusual activity on your card. Are you currently in Salt Lake City, Utah?"

"Why do I feel perma-crazy?" - woman who hasn't left the UK in a decade

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES YES THIS TOOK 18 MONTHS BECAUSE TRANSGENDER

natural state

gone leavin'

hearing what people say about you ≠ self awareness

I swear dictation software is worse now than it was ten years ago

when they give you the surgery that saves your life they really should mention the likelihood that it leaves you disabled forever

I can't go dancing anymore with enduring 2-3 days of agony afterwards and I'm trying really hard not to be heartbroken about it

it's always Tesco Express but never Tesco Listen or Tesco Learn

I've been doing some research on the history of gendered toilets and this really stuck out to me. The first recorded segregated toilet was at a Parisian ball in 1739. "Everyone at the ball thought this was sort of a novelty — something sort of eccentric and fun,"

Under new plans, the government must have access to all pages of citizens' diaries because some people might be writing "fuck the government" in theirs

there are no free hugs under capitalism

oof ow my knees

the thot thiccens

be nice to yourself even if you have to fake it for a while. eventually you just subconsciously start to believe it.

sometimes a pretty woman makes me stupid starstruck, I am mooned by her beauty words fail me and I simply giggle delighted at my luck in being beside her

goin to a rave tonight

rainbow at 800mm - EOS 750D ISO100 1/200s happy pride

unfollow me if you hate selfies and unprompted and extremely based takes

I cannot express just how profoundly turning off read receipts has improved my life

lost two followers i.e. my posts are powerful

Have we learned nothing from @captaindisillusion.bsky.social ‽ use your damn brain

has bluesky gotten really laggy and slow recently or is my VPN being stoopid?

don't fuck with union reps

emotional state: furious communist

he's a white cishet man with kids - I should not be surprised that he does not empathise with those who do not have his privileges

idk if you can tell but the red mist has descended and I am cooking

How disheartening to learn that my colleague/substitute boss is a cowtowing bootlicker

Imagine having a voice and silencing it for the convenince of people who are loudly communicating that they don't give a shit about you. Yeah I'm some tiny little technician at the bottom of the org chart but me and my comrades LITERALLY control the means of production and we will be fucking loud.

I am allowed to "yes queen, go off" myself, right?

Yes that is a huge vent

I am fucking sick of dealing with cowardly and incompetent men who inexplicably hold positions of power

I suppose I could conceivably be perceived as cool

Sega Bastard System.

it may have been a shade more than 800mm, I can't actually remember what this ridiculous setup added up to

Alexander Siddig has a really nice barn also yes I know Alexander Siddig

homescreen - December 2014

new rule: if you're engineering a thing that's going in the ocean indefinitely then it must look nice

you think a faulty chip to be mightier than my abilities? think again

rainbow at 800mm - EOS 750D ISO100 1/200s happy pride

Please take a moment to admire the intricate beauty of this gold-plated PCB

if you're not having fun taking photos then what are you even doing?

I'm on a higher level