on hiatus doing real stuff being a person

I just found out what a pickleback is and A: waddahell? B: why it good??

friends with benefits is played I want an enemy with benefits

I'm not good at this but I will keep trying

I'm watching Back To The Future and sure yeah it's an extremely well made film but honestly just holy shit the DeLorean is a gorgeous machine

How dare you all be nice to me on the day before I go on hiatus? Way to make it sting

tapping the sign on my last day on bluesky for a while

I lived a fun twist on this. I used to play a lot of Apex Legends. Quite a lot, several thousand hours. I only played a handful of characters. When they introduced Catalyst, a trans woman, I played as her and no one else until I realised that I am trans and quit the game forever. Funny that.

it's taken me way too long to force myself to make art without worry for whether or not anyone will care about it

Now That's What I Call Posting

It strikes me that a lot of the personal advice I give to loved ones is essentially just preaching the gospel of aesthetic. I firmly believe that all efforts to improve the appearance of yourself or your environment are inherently therapeutic. From the way you dress to the colour of a wall...

it really is remarkable just how much better life is when you live in a beautiful home and it is tragic that many people do not

she takes a photo so bad she deletes and reports junk

fun fact: ritz crackers smell really good on a coal fire

trans girl who chooses the most phallic name possible

being the CEO of an AI-anything company is inherently hypocritical; if your machine was any good you needn't exist

Roman numeral? I hardly knew er al

were the ancient romans stupid? X is not a number idiot

I live on a boat btw idk if I mention that very often

the woman next to me on the DLR is reading a wikihow article called How To Have An Orgasm (Women) best of luck in your endeavours queen

I AM FREEEEEE

look, see

confession: I've been drawing shitty comics

definitely one of my gayest looks of 2025

I really wish this line didn't live so fucking rent free in my head

a measly 9-3 shift today and then SIX DAYS OFF WOOIOOO

I enjoy drinking kombucha at work because A: it is tasty, and B: it comes in a glass bottle so makes me look like I'm sternly drinking beer at my desk at 10am

life is pretty cool when a swan watches you put on your eyeliner in the morning

TH...THIS IS MY MUG! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

okay so I have the opportunity to apply for a new job (same company, different venue) that would mean a £20,000 salary increase, working more sociable hours, and doing cool researchy stuff BUT it would mean no more teaching, more bureaucracy, and a commute ???

my bluesky arc is going from "why do I gain followers so slowly?" to wanting to delete my account more strongly with every new follower

idk much about Chicago but I doubt it tastes good on pizza

describe your BlueSky account in a single image

men are incredible

In: left leg Out: left leg Turn around: the hokey cokey

coal is fun because sometimes it fucking explodes when heated quickly and scares the shit out of you as you do your evening ablutions

I'm like a dog in that I'm not very good at posting

I'm like a dog in that I make squeaky noises if you sit on me

I'm like a dog in that I have ears

I'm like a dog in that I love balls

I'm like a dog in that I'm really bad at bowling

they should invent nail clippers that don't send the clippings flying in random directions at mach 5

no offence but you're Intel Atom coded

yeah, grumpy

seriously get your AFAB women with dicks off my feeds fuck you

it's painfully fucking obvious that a lot of artists whose work I see on bsky have never seen a trans woman naked

STARTIN TO LOSE MY EDGE HERE

OHHHH HERE IT COMES THE HUNGER THE GRUMPY IT BEGINS

I don't do "bits" I have a psychiatric disorder that makes my life a living hell with the side effect of occasionally being funny 😎

Everybody should do the drugs that they want to do, but they should actually want to do them. Doing drugs because you are addicted or due to external deciding factors is categorically bad and harmful. If it stops being special, stop doing it. I guess that's as simply as I can put it.