Wilhelm Scream moment

I reckon Count Dooku has a witchy sister called Spell Dooku

I call it a movie if I enjoy it because it makes me happy and I call it a film if I enjoy it because it make me sad

maaaan this is a great movie this is where the fun begins

would a video of me tic-ing be cute and interesting or weird and unnecessary?

worried about the state of the world? try k-holing while watching Revenge of the Sith I've heard it's good

transitioning was a great move because I get to be a pretty, happy woman instead of dead

I'm craving walnuts what does that mean?

I'm fairly modest until I hit a certain threshold of horniness and then I become VERY annoying

exterior: 🙂 interior: 😤 SOMEONE GRAB ME n FUCK ME TIL I'M BLIND 😫

I must be a car and you must be my last mechanic because I am severely malfunctioning and it seems like it's your fault

I definitely don't have an alt account where I post nudes regularly HAHAHAHAHA

yeah I'm gonna need someone else to handle that

expecting women to smile for photos is misogynistic also I am autistic so that's why I don't do it

it's a really cute outfit

putting out an urgent call for someone to melt my brain with sex

naturally this has now pivoted to "I am very, very horny"

feeling like an outsider (never felt the urge to wear animal ears)

it's crazy how many people there are

it's funny how your posts get more engagement when you put thought and effort into them

I'm really happy for you but also I hate you

London, as seen from Hampstead Heath 09/05/2025

"fought forever... successfully" fought forever successfully so now we're just admitting that it's another endless genocide and not a war, huh?

penny dreadful is a British term for pulp fiction btw

idk if Penny Dreadful is my final form but it is the name I've liked the most so far

god I feel ridiculously fucking good today it's almost unnerving

we're not supposed to be down here

Who remembers when I was Boater Bitch Penny?

how to wake your bestie up: tap on the roof of her boat then spend twenty minutes goofing around pulling your boat closer to hers it will lure her out

MY BOAT IS TOUCHING @boaterwitch.bsky.social's BOAT

she told me to eat a whole pack of biscuits I wonder what she's up to

I don't need a DHCP server I allocate IPs and set DNS manually like a big girl

can we go back to 2010, when the main discourse in my social feed was "which android phone is best?"?

I did do the nasty in the pasty

idk I guess I'm like it a robot was badly programmed to imitate a dog and also a gay woman

it's crazy how many people there are

babe are you a drug dealer? cause you said you'd come in 5 minutes and it's been almost 30

someone reply to that stupidity so I don't have to k thx

fuck it I'm bored, lewd on main

thinking about that time when I was a kid where I found out penguin biscuits are just bourbons coated in chocolate and I spent a full hour staring at the wall in disbelief

I stg these students have all been taking stupid pills over the break

"Why is it called an uplighter?" - honor student

it's seldom good when your response to an earnest question is "lmao"

she is now skirting around the room to avoid going near me lmao moron

idgaf if you notice that I'm trans just don't be a freak about it, huh?

worst I've ever been called out was "you look like every white woman emoji"

my mum's a bit of an odd feminist but one of the things she's said to me that really stuck in my head was "The worst thing a woman can be is ugly and correct."

"I was fine with trans people until one of them entered my vicinity"

"My name is Penny" "Nice to meet you, Benny" "It's Penny, with a P." Then she breaks eye contact and just stares into space, unable to interact further.

imagine enlisting to "protect your country" and then your country mows you down by mistake lmao idiot