anyone want to be my op? I bet we can find a reason to hate each other I've never had an actual rival or significant level of beef with anyone and it sounds fun a preferable nemesis would be a painfully beautiful genius with a billion followers

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I am possibly a little hypoglycaemic

...I should create a boating outfit that matches the colour scheme of my boat green with red accents and white stripes, mmm

this is genuinely one of the best unintended consequences of moving onto a boat a year after I came out I live out in the world. By nature, I bump into new people constantly. I get new neighbours every week, sometimes several times a week. I have a community that isn't just trans people.

also im begging trans people to go outside and be in the world. best thing i ever did during transition was get offline and out of the bubble and learn that cis people are often also weird and freaky with it. get some feedback and smooth out the edges and youll be more confident in owning your shit

the NHS will really be like "you're healthy, it's all in your head" for ten years and then go "oh you're dying lol oops my B, now starve yourself so we can do Medicine"

ATTN: i have retired from calling posts, skeets. its juvenile. thank you for reading my cumblast

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the top underneath is really cute too btw

okay time to go and touch grass (concrete but the outside kind)

name updated to reflect the new, low sugar Penny Dreadful with the same great taste (mid tier posts, top tier selfies)

I miss when killing nazis was seen as objectively cool and good

they've been using grok to write backend code I would put money on it

I could use a hug (hammer to the head)

sometimes u gotta put the shotgun of free healthcare in ur mouth and put your toe on that trigger

she's got that dog in her (annoying)

in the UK we spell it "gey"

writing a LotR porn parody called One Does Not Simply Wank Into Mordor

the only actually solid food I can eat rn is rich tea biscuits and I really do not like them it's like eating a slightly sweet British piece of wood

I've consumed as many calories as I can psychologically handle with such limited options and holy shit I feel rough it's like I'm drunk but in a not at all fun way

I'm like if Tilda Swinton was a dude

"this woman only metabolises about a quarter of what she eats and is chronically underweight; we should subject her to a series of tests and procedures that require her to stop eating for two days"

we've seen intoxicated Penny we've seen psychotic Penny we've seen many types of Penny I fear the prospect of severely malnourished Penny

reengaging with my bloodplay kink (flossing for the first time in two weeks)

I may be doomed but I will always be doomed in style

sincerely calling someone "bestie" makes them a de facto family member so if you fuck them without un-bestieing them first it is incest which is fine if that's your kink but you have to tell them and wash your hands afterwards I don't make the rules I just comply

If I know you IRL and I haven't added you to my list called "oh hey" pls lmk I am trying to refine my experience a bit

CaN yOu PlAy RuSh E? I don't know, can you fit your hand in a shredder?

shoutout to girls with small and perky tits we're great we're cool and (in my opinion) we suit tight white t-shirts best

it's weird to circle around from "this outfit makes my tits look small :( " to "this outfit makes my tits look small :3 "

they should make trainers that don't have trampolines under the heel this shit is nuts

hot take: if you follow thousands of accounts you don't really follow anyone

it's really remarkable how noticeably (and quickly) your only source of calories being sugary liquids fucks you up I am impaired

the thing about transitioning from a boy to a girl is eventually you gotta also transition from a girl to a woman

it's liberating as hell to rid yourself of the fear of wearing anything remotely "masculine" and Just Be Hot You

yeah I think this works

the problem with genuinely being one of a kind is that you also get one of a kind illnesses :)

if you interrupt me while I'm playing the piano in public to make a request, fuck off I'm adding beautiful music to the background of your life, free of charge take what you get, dipshit

America 🤝 Me dying but no one is sure exactly how fast

why am I being forced to make this fucked up gamble where I submit to invasive testing in the vague hope that there is some palliative bullshit that the NHS can do for me it's either this is a zero chance of improving my QoL

"First, do no harm" except for when we need to starve you so we can invade your body and cut little pieces off of it

ugh I didn't die in my sleep

today's fit may or may not be a banger 🫣 (pics later)

you be the judge

I've seen enough Fargo to know that if you're law enforcement in Minnesota you're gonna have a bad time

girl who is medical fasting until Sunday evening 🙃 already feeling quite loopy

living on a boat means you are responsible for managing every resource that we take for granted in modern homes water, fuel, electricity, even sewage; you have to handle it all yourself and if you slip up you end up in poverty in a matter of days you have to be a little insane to choose this life

I for one am not enjoying America The Terrifying

I also do Birthdays