WHEHFJKFHSYS I JUST CAUGHT A RANDOM SHINY LILIPUP

Reading about this luxury apartment building that's falling apart after only ten years because the developer wanted a pure white building, a color only achieved by weakening the concrete. LOL what a fucking living metaphor.

wasn't looking at the tv but heard Texas Sun by Leon Bridges/Khruangbin on a commercial and was like "oh, someone at the state tourism office has taste" (it was an HEB commercial)

Realizing my real issue with Khruangbin is that they make music for hard seltzer ads, which is somehow way worse than beer commercial lead guitar

next time i donate money to someone who gets called a communist by mainstream media, i will wait an extra day to make sure they don’t have a nazi tattoo

I went into the weed store and looked at all the flavored shit and without a hint of irony I said "is it possible to get some goddamn weed-flavored weed?" like a horrible Millennial Denis Leary.

This Diner Still Does Backshots The Old Fashioned Way!

smoking on that shit that got caillou saying “oh yes daddy”

this looks like counter strike

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

they’re acting like he has a swastika tattoo on his chest or something

if i was cucked by cotton eyed joe i would not be telling everyone

Some people get addicted to getting jpegged. I can’t help them

my balls have been STOLEN

RONALD REAGAN WAS JUST AS EVIL AS ROBERT E LEE AND CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS! IN THIS ESSAY I WILL!!!!

dress for the ride not the slide

Where can I buy this, chat?

my therapist: the racism door isn't real, orson welles will never walk through it the racism door:

Welcome to Dorktown Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

If minesweeper has taught me anything it's not to get excited about 50/50 odds

Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...

i banish you to the cracker realm!

thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"

If you’re new to bluesky you should find and account you like and pretend it’s your wife. Show its posts to your coworkers and be like I love her so much

on the walk to my daughter’s school we pass what she refers to as “the stinky house” which at all times of day has thick roiling clouds of weed smoke pouring from every open window. I gotta get in there man

the face i make when i want to have my bias confirmed

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

i paused my cheese to be here

This is the part of her brain that is attracted to Kanye.

sigmacai and rizzby

The teaser trailer for By Time You See Me There Will Be Nothing Left, my directorial debut about a messy t4t serial killer couple, being a mentally ill cripple, and living in California in 2025, it’s a very depressing fucked up little movie and I can’t wait to show to yall (kickstarter below)

Most brutal football vid I've ever seen, not close

one of my fav cs youtubers from back in the day is being transphobic on twitter so just have to throw the knowledge out there that he used to have a youtube page where he uploaded nearly 800 videos of himself farting since 2008 called “fart master” which he deleted after it was exposed

fresh new tattoo!!! 😝😝😝

the cure to liberalism? lead. lead paint, lead gas, lead in protein powder

Imagine ur trying to smoke on ur lunch break n u look over see ur coworker is posted up in his car like the Bay Harbor Shrimp Eater

they never learn

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison

Lovely Xing Xing (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xing_Xing) enjoying some tasty roots.

baseball players don’t get passed around like they used to

this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed

This is a powerful image

this headline would be fine without that last s

discovering insane edits recently

putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck

too many of you are focused on bari weiss throwing around memos at third place CBS when you should be focused on fundamentals like throwing out the runner at first base with two outs

man with a poor diet habit: i feel like shit

23 and me. whats that, leonardo dicaprios dating app?