Im with gay agent smith in the homosexual matrix. Smoking ram sticks. Eating virtual pussy in Gay Matrix 2

selfie for my haters 😇

is this what men are watching ???

the fact that i might see a 23 year olds opinion at any point while browsing the internet is a human rights violation

While you were drawing rage comics I was breathing life into a tiny man I sculpted from rage mud

Bestie asked how I’m always so chill once and I explained this concept to her and she looked at me like I was a space alien

"i am upset about posts" please consult the flowchart

HE GOT ME

im an enlightened centrist because i dont think its doxxing and also think sage is dumb and annoying

i’m sick of everyone being a fucking weenie hut jr’s yacht club elite premium plus ligma diamond lounge vip lifetime loyalty heritage member

shocked that sage is anti id verification tbh. tying every piece of content on the internet to a persons legal name seems right up her alley

if you are following @trans.bsky.social you should unfollow them, they're doxxing a random dev and posting insane chud shit because they don't understand how AB 1043 works and are just endangering some Random Guy

chappell roan charged at an 8 year old fan and truck sticked her like prime Ray Lewis

we are robert mueller

the uprising in roku city has claimed another 1 million lives. mayor roku is a monster. hes using chemical weapons

i have armpits greg can you huff me

"you criticise capitalism and yet you sell crack under capitalism, curious"

"biggie was an uber capitalist" ya i guess if u consider stealing from ur moms purse and dropping out of school at 17 to sell crack to be comparable to billionaire pedophile family annihilators wiping out entire generations with money bullets and psychic napalm sure those are the same thing. why not

i dont listen to music i just hold my hand over a cd or record and i understand

the guy you are yelling at online is jacking his shit with his tongue hanging out and he's fingering his own asshole he needs you to keep yelling at him so he can cum

GET YOU

grok, show me this guys hairline

i love that theres ppl who see this and they cant just be like "thats awesome" without prefacing it by going "dont like him, hes obnoxious, he killed my family, he fucked my mom etc" its so cool that hasan derangement syndrome is real. great job guys u are sooo valid ✊

Going up to strangers and “saying nice breathing, Captain Oxygen”

I’m cumming at the pump

im very flattered by the insinuation that im using my bot as an alt bc that means u think i have a strong enough work ethic to write 50 posts a day AND u think i have any idea whats appropriate to post on main and what isnt which is honestly such high praise on this website

thursday

peace, love, & the mute button

enough about who elizabeth warren endorsed, who is elizabeth holmes endorsing ??

hasan piker could shoot jonathan greenblatt in the head in the middle of fifth avenue while wearing a hamas headband and i would still let him tickle my tonsils. get cozy with deez nuts. catherine rampiss

they updated the firmware in my prostate

McDonald's japan posted this

the main message of one battle after another is that marijuana will cloud your thinking and make you forgetful but beer will give you clarity and purpose

Just the tip alone has never resulted in a regime change

guys if you see the buddha ur supposed to pop a cap in his ass

different holes for different poles

If America still exists in 5 years we should all get tattoos of a bald eagle smoking crack

republicans be like ”i was on board with concentration camps but you lost me at $100 a barrel”

guys we have to raise our frequencies. the planet is shifting. ur penis is going to be left behind