lord i see what u have done for others

Wishing Curtis Sliwa all the pussy his heart desires

hey i hope your day goes okay. i hope you rest if you need it and take a step or two toward your goals if you’re able to and give yourself grace if you can’t

If you're trans and you found family here, I need you to know Nori did so much to make that possible. She did so much for all of us. The last message I have from her, she wanted to talk. I responded too late. I will not forget Nori—I need all of you to grow old and remember all of us who died young.

I’m not even gonna pretend like I don’t want a massive category 5 hurricane to hit New York City . I wouldn’t be bored for like a week if that happened. I also want to be in love.

Oh my god fine i’ll bite . Siri what is new york city

when mom finds the poop sock

I'm doing No November. #NoNovember

We taught a chimpanzee to understand bluesky discourse and it fucking killed itself

discourse discourse rah rah rah. jon bon jovi fucks trannies on stage at metlife stadium

Painting my nails halloween

what if penises had little hands and u could jerk someone off with yuour penis hands

poop ball, it's exactly like baseball but the ball is a poop

pepple the come together . peoeple they fall apert

always thought this looked like a dude with a big chipmunk cheek full of nuts

mcdonalds sprite has stem cells in it

the most beautiful thing a woman can do is bounce on it (remembers feminism) uh i mean the most beautiful thing a woman can do is write a poem

ball room? sounds pretty gay 🤣

If you have a job you sold out

lock stock and 2 sagging ballsacks

woke3 enabled by the wokechain

its crazy that phones dont have an off button and theres no way to turn them off at all or stop using them

I learned about sex from a Tubi original

Soundgarden lyrics are all words from labels at the gas station, Pearl Jam lyrics are all about how society shuns a grown man who wants to walk around with a balloon

im being hunted by the croatian mafia for my platner posts they read every single one

balls are like nuts to me

its fragrance friday. find your fragrance. find your power

I let Jesus hold it when I pee #Christian

Somebody should slap steben king dumb ass for coming up with some dumb shit like ‘It’ the fuck

"openai should make a phone" why stop there. openai should make my kids respect me. openai should make my wife come home tonight

Epic quote dunks dude! Mind if I kill us both?

good vibes only on this site you little punk, you fucker you piece of shit

the bisons are trampling me. sorry is it bison or bisons? either one? okok. but um. yea. they just trampled me. all of them togethwr

blessed are the stupid dumbass idiots

it’s ok to post bad just not in the way your doing it

i think i might finally be going crazy from no money, so im just going to drop the link where you can turn my no money into 1 or greater money. ko-fi.com/mrcannoli

guys i need minute by minute updates on the status of the white house. i cannot go 30 seconds without knowing its exact condition. the scale of devastation has eclipsed every point of reference. im shitting and crying and pissing my pants