It is borderline distracting how many capital a Actors are in this thing.

It's not that I will be cheering for the Colorado Avalanche, it's just that I will be Observing The Colorado Avalanche in hopes of seeing the Wild get absolutely dogwalked.

9:31 AM and I am hearing the words "stick around for the magic show at 1:00 here at the Cracker Barrel Fan Stage!" I did not sleep well enough last night to graciously accept the bounty of experiences at NASCAR.

Very on brand to find what is essentially the middle point between a kitchen torch and a flamethrower while cleaning some of my dad's stuff out of storage. Please recall from The Lore that this was the man who put a cattle prod on a Christmas wishlist one year, with zero cattle around to prod.

Gotta say, it's a much calmer Morning After when it's so early and the team clearly did not have it and only would've become increasingly more injured. We are free, they are free.

I was going to go out quiet in defeat and then Glen put Jamie Benn In The Year 2026 out on the ice with everything on the line and now I will simply die mad

at least I won't have to watch the dipshit Folignos anymore

hmm

I need to know more about the ad buy that went into getting so many commercials for IN THE GREY on Victory+

it'd be really gross to see the Wild happy on home ice, let's not be gross

Can't be too concerned with a game that doesn't exist yet, and quite frankly may not, but I would have to be around family during a game 7 and that is...unpleasant to imagine.

Victory+ is back for everyone who enjoyed their hour of peace and freedom

has anyone tried unplugging Victory+ and plugging it back in again

I'm gonna go talk to some pizza about this

goddammit

brother that was an audition for the Rockettes level kick

dorinda medley not well bitch dot gif

I am having a bad time!

I would've smashed through a wall like the Kool-Aid man if Miro had won it with 4 seconds left, so I suppose it's best for the structural integrity of my apartment that he didn't score.

blessed angel child Wyatt Johnston

@ Dallas Stars please score I would like to go to bed

what if I just die instead of watching this pk

Doing my part to turn this game around by *checks notes* making a vodka lemonade? It'll help me at the very least.

My most beloved, greenest of idiots. GO STARS GO BED

We're gonna need to have that Hughes reaction ready to file along the MacKinnon archives, should things go as desired.

I LOVE YOU PUCK

what is this game

sources are saying NILS

This is one of those games that is so full of penalty bullshit that I really miss Mason Marchment, what flair he would be adding. Triple backflips, unearthly howls from the box that would make Victor E. Green's fur curl.

lmao I did not know this mode of Colin Blackwell existed

I just know there's so many men in that arena confidently mispronouncing "Hyry"

Like you know how bad you gotta fuck up to make Miro Heiskanen emote???

WES MCCAULEY I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU OUTSIDE

I didn't know I could ever miss being inundated by dick pill ads during sports and then came The Betting Apps

Jake goddamn (complimentary)

it is once again time for my neighbors to believe I am in a passionate yet tumultuous relationship with a man named Jake

@ Dallas Stars please don't piss me off I am very tired

HomeGoods is playing Japanese Breakfast, that's called Catering To Me As A Consumer

Good morning to everyone who is also spending their morning telling their coworkers that the Stars love losing game one.

I urgently need someone to unplug the dogshit playlist currently being deployed at the AAC

Hmm. Seems the Stars want me to post my neurotic hot take sooner rather than later.

I was concerned that my bloodlust for the Minnesota Wild would not be able to permeate the depressive episode I am currently in, but one glance at their players has reassured me that I will indeed be able to call for skulls.

My tv is on horse racing because I was too lazy to do anything about it and there was an ad(?) for a horse called GUN RUNNER that was just a list of all the horses he sired. GUN RUNNER: HE FUCKS

On a real dogshit streak of days and it really helped the brain juices to hear "are you mogging me right now" in that accent followed by this dumbass searching the whole universe for an answer.

this is a man who’s about to write a scathing google review of his local texmex spot because the waiter forgot shredded cheese and it’s the ONLY way his wife can eat fajitas

The Baltimore hat looks spectacular but what I'd like to focus on is a unified effort to only say BMORE with an exaggerated Italian accent.

I'm not buying anything but damn if the glorious block T for the Rangers new city connects doesn't make my spending fingers twitch a lil bit

I hope whatever Baseball Poster list is going around that is upping my follows includes either a baked-in decade's worth of Twitter mutual history or a latent sense of Dallas Stars fandom because otherwise you have been deceived

@seanshapiro.bsky.social @tiffin.bsky.social Sad to find out that I will never be allowed in the GM group chat based solely on my phone, but that was an EXCELLENT show fellas.

Someone told Freeman the Dodgers have a large Korean fan base and he picked the wrong Korea