Holly
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I will take your yellow Starbursts
I need a law against these jelly bra ads on TikTok, I am seeing too much all the time
about 6 hours ago
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sources are saying Roope Hintz
about 20 hours ago
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whoever is going to the Stars game tonight, you have one job and that job is to kidnap Mason Marchment
3 days ago
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I'm sure this definitely made sense in context watching the game and it wasn't akin to looking in on an alien planet like it feels just reading the box score I am very sure
4 days ago
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Sarah
6 days ago
“does someone in green have an equalizer” let me stop you right there. everyone in green is an idiot
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This game is rude.
6 days ago
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I got to go on a fun tour of the TV production truck tonight courtesy of
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's STH perks and they had a package ready of all the times Seguin has failed to score against Anaheim, and This Face was remarkable.
6 days ago
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FUCK EM UP, TYLER
6 days ago
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We are sitting next to Ducks fans and that means I just saw a grown man stand up and flap his arms like wings.
6 days ago
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Wyatt Johnston, the birthday respecter.
6 days ago
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I had never considered whether or not Freddie Freeman could do a death drop before, but after seeing this, I think the answer is now yes
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7 days ago
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Man is absolutely going to put his head in a cryo-chamber one day.
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8 days ago
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He can have my tendons, they're also 39 years old but probably ok.
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8 days ago
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grateful gwen howerton
8 days ago
lol someone made a horny copypasta for the texas constitutional amendments
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we need to bring shame back, not enough "take this to your grave" in society today
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8 days ago
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This is going to be infinitely less cool than our miraculous day outside at the Cotton Bowl but they'll get my money anyway.
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9 days ago
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vomit everywhere go 12 team
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10 days ago
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Team Penske has a chance to do something very funny and I encourage them to do so.
10 days ago
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Ryan Blaney is gonna win this race and I'm gonna throw up about it
10 days ago
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mike taddow
11 days ago
11 years ago, “technology and stuff” never forget.
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Suss-- 🥌
11 days ago
If Dave Roberts was a real wife guy he would have used a wife in relief this series
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I don't blame any Blue Jays fan who sprinted out of the stadium, but a big salute to those who stuck around to boo Manfred.
11 days ago
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@ruhee.ca
hugs, my friend
11 days ago
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Cannot believe I recognize Miguel Rojas' Van Cleef necklace because I spent a goddamn hour watching Love Luxury TikToks last night.
11 days ago
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five minutes for boarding
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11 days ago
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lmao this game is mean
11 days ago
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Marc Normandin
11 days ago
Shrimp tonight? Shrimp tonight queen?
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That guy in the powder blue and long sleeves behind home plate is the most clenched a person has ever been and he's right to be so.
11 days ago
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now's probably not the time but is that Strauss logo an ostrich
11 days ago
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Grant Brisbee
11 days ago
we're going 19 this time, fuckos
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I woke up the dog
11 days ago
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SW(rath)
11 days ago
Went back for a second helping of buffet shrimp salad.
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they really tricked us into watching guys named Ernie and Emmet
11 days ago
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Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode
11 days ago
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It is never not funny to see a player on the Fox postgame cutting up with David Ortiz while two aliens sit by in silence observing human habits.
12 days ago
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that's how you get a statue made
12 days ago
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As the years go by, I've had to seriously consider that the Cubs win Did Something Nefarious In A Universal Sense, so very curious to see where a Blue Jays win could take us!
12 days ago
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couple questions about the baseball game as it stands: how? why?
12 days ago
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Bryan Joiner
12 days ago
Baseball is about eating snacks or being far too nervous to eat snacks
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I'm getting ads for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in my Instagram feed and I already did my horribly anxious time in the theater with it, do not bring that "MOMMY?" call into my home. Do not!
12 days ago
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Nice goal from Michael Ryder.
13 days ago
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I need the Stars to be cool and hold off on Seguin's 1000th game ceremony til 11/6 on the grounds of That's The Game I'm Going To
13 days ago
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I am currently learning that Treehouse of Horror XXII (airdate 10/30/11) contains "The Diving Bell and the Butterball" where Homer gets bitten by a spider and farts a novel, then gets re-bitten and turns into Spiderman who farts webs. If I had a therapist, I'd be talking about this pain.
13 days ago
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there's always money in the banana stand but it's room for Finnish guys in the Dallas Stars organization
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13 days ago
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jen ramos-eisen 🇵🇭
14 days ago
I can't believe he would target so many baseball writers in such a specific way
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It's so funny to hear this broadcast start off normal and professionally when we spent last night listening to them ogle a fruit platter.
15 days ago
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It is 67° and Thomas Harley has a contract extension, what more could one want.
15 days ago
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Part Bear, part Fish, all Pie
15 days ago
Happy birthday Cow Tools! Here’s Gary Larson explaining how it made him “want to crawl into a hole somewhere and die”
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Imagine being tasked with translating Tom Verducci's bullshit after being trapped in the park for 17 hours.
16 days ago
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Scott Lucas
16 days ago
Stay tuned for the pregame for Game 4.
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