START DOING THIS 👇 Ready to DIE for a peak at it

Everyone get more Knightpilled RIGHT NOW

Cloning myself, then once more, then DP'ing that first clone

Co-Domming with me rapidly and invariably becomes a Lynchman and Johnnyboya dynamic

The dreams in which I'm a janitor are actually kinda fun

starting to think that there's not a single job in this entire country, unreal levels of desolation

Sniffer

To deafened ears, We ask, unseen Which is life, And Which the dream?

you haven't had a tidy room until you've let me tidy your room I'm fucking goated at this shit dude, I love dusting and organising

Ideal first date

i made a poster for the birthday "party" i'm throwing her in a lil over a month

1am, I've woken up and snuck downstairs to drink what I've dubbed "Crab Dip" my life will never improve from this

MISSION CONTROL I'M COMING HOME

give me liberty give me fire give me a gloved handjob or I retire

I heard they just found cum on Saturn

Desperately need to find a new job so I can afford to drink myself to death again, the gentleman's Way Out

eating #dinner

I also do Birthdays

trying to figure out the overarching connection for the, seemingly random difference of opinion spread out across trans people, over Whether or not Rocky Horror Picture Show is Good and Cool (Correct) or if it's Bad and Transphobic (Wrong) it's not an age divide like I first thought

Just saw someone knockout game the boogie woogie bugle boy from company B

the song "Debaser" by the Pixies was actually about me

true story btw

dealing with me, conversationally after 1 bottle of wine

Transmed girls will win the battles

Happy new year from Lev Industries

Something not adding up here

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Express Elevator To Hell, Goin' Down! The best part of painting big vehicles is filling the interior with fun little details, then sealing them away forever, never to be seen again.

Walk the Cousin Mile

thanks for everything buddy I had a wonderful time

more than anything, Izzy lived on this earth

Cloning myself, then once more, then DP'ing that first clone

Dial is coming

in the dream future I will finally manage to find another trans woman to have a close friendship with, but who also lets me call her Old Man like sisko does to jadzia in ds9

The realm of the 500 bleeds red

A classic Lev Pickup Line

She wasn't just cooking. She was slow roasting, she was frying, microwaving And in the end, we are all satisfied

You gotta be having sex bro, it's "What's Happening" And nutting

I think if you smoke cigarettes in the kitchen, with the window closed, and don't even have the common courtesy to stub it out while I'm cooking, I should be allowed to do this to you fucking waste of life animal

Might the Craftworld Biel-Tan Wayleaper Autarch

It's too late I have portrayed you as the seething chud of Chudtramar And myself as the resplendent Autarch of Biel-Tan

did shrooms for the first time ever and also drank a cup of tea for the first time in my life (no for real) both great experiences two big Lev thumbs up, both hands!

sat down at a restaurant and the only options on the menu are "DINNER" and "TOUGH DINNER." not sure what to order. trying to impress my date. thoughts?