Watching BOUND is a bad idea when you are a lesbian finally considering getting back into the dating pool because it gives you ideas like “buxom women will love me more if i get greasier and better at stealing”

To me, the anthem of Pride as a queer jubilation in earnest never changes: it’s been J Lo’s “Waiting For Tonight” since 1999. It will remain so for as many years as i will be gay. Its divine. I have never thought more than a few seconds about literally any other J Lo song ever.

Björk isn’t though

PJ Harvey if she recorded her big New York City record not in spring 2000, but in the spring of 2026

Film guy who thinks Bergman’s cinema is the most eccentric uniquely crafted narrative art because said film guy has never seen any dramatic stage theater in his entire life

I think so. It’s wednesday!

New York humans…our neighbors rodent + avian…we triad of hardy pests forged oath by which our three vermin orders are to live equal as true NYers. if the bond holds, the rats & birds ought really protect our honor and bully bugs! Can someone get this to the mouse mayor of NYC?

Sitting in the warm sun on a nice day surrounded by flora always sounds like such a highlight of life…then you remembers bees are here

Placing a bet on what tv event more overcrowds my new (to me) local lesbian watering hole: New York Knicks game on Friday night or VAMPIRE LESTAT premiew on Sunday night. I’m taking 3-1 odds on the Knickerbockers, frankly!

STRAIGHT PEOPLE. WHERES MY GAY MONEYYYY 👹 ko-fi.com/simonee

The MUSSOLINI: SON OF THE CENTURY series is so inspired because it literally opens with Benito coming up under 90s club lighting before addressing the audience directly with three facts: his full name, that he founded a newspaper and that he is named after a mexican but IS NOT as short as one. #duce

Chat is telling me i need to stop using so many Mussolini reacts and stickers, they don’t care if it’s an actor or not

Happy International Whore’s Day to every sex worker who ever loved me, let me love them, or watched a movie with me. You are multitude

Today is international Whores day! Your task today is to educate yourself and put your money where your mouth is! Go learn the history of this important day and then pay up and send some $$ to your fav worker or organization that directly supports this community. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...

So glad i never have to hear about that stupid fucking show again

If ABBA isn’t better than The Beatles, explain how MAMMA MIA is a far greater film than ACROSS THE UNIVERSE despite Julie Taymor being an objectively more talented director than Phylidda Lloyd!!!

ABBA is better than The Beatles

Taking it as a good omens from the gods of rock that “Carry On Wayward Son” came on the radio not once but twice while i was driving around in the process of moving into my new apartment today

“Sam, it’s me, Tarman. Eid mubarak, mate.”

Have spent a week with friends in philly mostly alternating between doing a Death Stranding 2 playthrough for my friends and watching Ingmar Bergman flicks

Can’t stop saying “Sam, it’s me, Tarman” very Australianly

Getting my shit together as a human woman so i can shoot my shot with Susan Sarandon

Her: girl, you better not be Mariachi YG when i get there Me:

Finishing a TROUBLE EVERY DAY rewatch before the clock hits 9am

Feels like a Fellini night!!

Mother’s Day means i have an excuse to post my mom and Kate Moennig again

Just had the thought that Ernest Borgnine kinda looked like a shishi lion/foo dog statue and now i cannot unsee it

The It’s Always Sunny Gang: Dennis Mac Sweet Dee Charlie and Franz Biberkopf from Alfred Döblin’s 1929 novel BERLIN ALEXANDERPLATZ.

I personally believe the formula of any tv sitcom would be improved by adding into the mix of the regular cast the character of Franz Biberkopf from Alfred Döblin’s 1929 novel BERLIN ALEXANDERPLATZ

Just had the thought that Ernest Borgnine kinda looked like a shishi lion/foo dog statue and now i cannot unsee it

We learned from Tony Leung Chiu-wai that he completely changed the ending to INFERNAL AFFAIRS, refusing to do the proposed action sequence since “this was a drama film, it should end with drama”. Purportedly the only time he has ever done that

Ngl, kinda pisses me off that Ryu Ga Gotoku put actor Bunta Sugawara in their new game, mostly because he’s been dead over a decade!

Watching Ozu’s filmography for the first time while constantly waving the flag of the former Republic of China just so the movies know whose side i’m on in the grand scheme of things

Look who i saw yesterday

Looking at a possible place to live tomorrow, fingers crossed fingers crossed fingers crossed

My therapist: The Audrey Hepburn Hijab Hydra isn’t real. She can’t hurt you. Audrey Hepburn Hijab Hydra:

RIP Tony Stella. a generational talent at movie art

That Girls story arc where Charlie is drafted into WWII as a bombardier in Italy

Catch-22 is basically a Final Fantasy game

if they had this tech in peak yaoi paddle era i feel like by now society would either have invented infinite clean energy or several american cities would have fully burned to the ground maybe both

Is a bell who paired??

Just came up with a concept for a cinnabon pyramid. That’s when you take a four pack and then a single bon on top. And then house it.

When you and the cat you live with lock eyes while you are both peeing. Hashtag caturdaay meow

When i dream, it’s like when Asuka fights that one Angel from space😬

Michael really got all that plastic surgery trying to look like the white Chow Yun-fat

Favorite First Watches - April 2026 CYCLO (1995; Tràn Anh Hung) SUZAKI PARADISE: RED LIGHT DISTRICT (1956; Yūzō Kawashima) DARK PASSAGE (1947; Delmer Daves) MAUVAIS SANG (1986; Leos Carax) HM: CUTTER’S WAY, I LIKE MOVIES, LOVE ON DELIVERY, MERCI POUR LA CHOCOLAT, GATTACA

Doing a noon matinee of LUST, CAUTION on 35mm goes kinda crazy