Celebrating finishing all of my Bootblack contest homework deadlines with my beloved Femme Creature this evening; stopping back by hers to get her tattoo equipment 🖤 @lettuces.bsky.social

I am Knighttuce>:) 🩶🖤🩶

i'm working out today for the first time in a couple of weeks, and i think it's helping

the polycule is united once more

Some photos I found from a needle session that @lettuces.bsky.social and I had the night before we went to Antwerp! 🖤

Just when you think to yourself, surely there won't be a screamo band that conveys THIS very hyper-specific and nuanced negative emotion that I've felt in my past, you stumble across I Practice Saying Sorry To You So I Can Do It In Front Of The Mirror One Day, and their debut EP fucking slaps too

(CW Blood) She's in Sweden for the weekend, and I already miss her so desperately. Footage from the needle ritual we concluded her birthday with two weeks ago--the blood pooling in her eyes here had blinded her. @lettuces.bsky.social 🖤🩸💜

Attempting to regulate my emotions by putting up shelves

Tapering off of Pregabalin and Dextroamphetamine at the same time has been pretty immense

you ever do so much ketamine that you have the vision quest that makes you realise how much you miss your friend

My fellow Guild Navigator (girlfriend) and I have just loaded our Antigravity Tanks (noses) with the Spice Melange (ketamine) and we're about to board the Heighliner (my bed) and spacefold it all the way to Arrakis (spoon and go to sleep)

One day, your lovely friend is going to come over for a late-evening gossip and hangout over a bottle of rosé, and you're going to offer a pinch of Darkweb Ketamine. It's very important that you DO NOT underestimate the formidable potency of the Darkweb Ketamine.

No but imagine having a horny black metal project and wearing one of these on-stage with corpse paint on

Just Furniture…nothing else 🙂‍↕️ A perfect little Doll placed in position 🖤

I had such a lovely birthday:) 🩶🖤🩶🖤

im 1000 years old today and my left tit looks nice 🩶🖤🩶🖤

She has the best face that's ever existed and I will not be taking any feedback on that statement

nothing like having THE bootblack europe ( @bvtchboots.bsky.social ) working on your boots to prepare for a night of extreme sadomasochism over the weekend

Had such a good time with this one

Organising photos and came across this perfect shot by @samauth.bsky.social, taken at Arctic Pride in Tromsø The greatest bootblacking scene I'll probably ever have, with @dutchcigardog.bsky.social . Next level boot play and care, so honoured.

It was such a joy when I saw Jamie was my first buyer when I put these things up for sale. Even more of a joy to make it, and further still when I finally got to hand it to him.

STAB YOUR FRIENDS AND PUNCH THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE

After pouring weeks of my energy into RCGSB, I needed some cathartic release. I think the Victorian bloodletters were really onto something. Thanks to my good buddy @creature.gay for repeatedly punching me in the face, and to my other dear friends for drenching my body in my own blood.

She takes needles so well and she bleeds so beautifully

there's a really cute bit in one of the videos where my sweet beloved @bvtchboots.bsky.social prints a lil rectangle on my thigh with the Lettuce tenderizer:):) 🩶🖤🩶🖤

I love her so much

I have shiny arms now:) 🩶🖤🩶🖤

my girlfriend's hips kinda make me feel light-headed

I will never clean my mirrors>:) 🩶

Oof

not just the curtain rods taped together:):) 🩶🖤🩶🖤🩶

Plot twist, dear readers; it was *me* who hit *her* with the curtain rods taped together

My Femme Creature is the most beautiful woman on the planet and I'm so neurotically-obsessed that I would kill a thousand large men for her; not even in a life-or-death situation, even just if it would make her happy and say "woah, neat" in the way that she does. I am so cooked.

4-Mettuce-Mettuce-Cettuce and Lettamine is a miracle drug (I love my Femme @lettuces.bsky.social desperately and how much of a pervert she's become)

sometimes it's your friend's birthday drinks so you offer to host a "mild" afters at your place and you're up until 5am doing stimulants and having gay sex and then you wake up at 8:30 and you still go to the gym because it's leg day and you're the penguin running towards the mountai--

Hey can I like, borrow £20 from anyone

I have accidentally ended up with Zero Money for the next couple of days and I'm definitely not stressed about it at all

smokescented kisses; carcinogen residue lingering on lips

It drives me insane how gorgeous she is 🥺🖤

Worked up a good sweat at the gym today

Incredibly excited about the new Këkht Aräkh album; the preview tracks are sounding really promising, and look at this cutie!

desperately trying to figure out if i can financially justify buying these vintage Lewis biker boots and reproduction twill motor troop breeches

I love my girlfriend so much, and I love that we live close enough together that it can be 90 minutes before I'm due to have someone over and she still has time to come here for a quickie when she's horny 🥰

🥰🥰🥰

ok 🩶🖤🩶

god i used to be a dweeb who played tabletop RPGs and got bullied by the kids who played rugby, what's happening to me

the fit tonight

Male Entitlement! At The Castle Climbing Centre Gym

Seething with rage that one stupid, nasty, fucking pointless message has plunged me back into worse levels of intense autistic burnout than I can remember. I burned through most of my money for the month because I couldn't figure out how to feed myself, and I've been utterly dysfunctional all week.

really enjoying C#G#C#fG#C# tuning atm