STAB YOUR FRIENDS AND PUNCH THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE

After pouring weeks of my energy into RCGSB, I needed some cathartic release. I think the Victorian bloodletters were really onto something. Thanks to my good buddy @creature.gay for repeatedly punching me in the face, and to my other dear friends for drenching my body in my own blood.

She takes needles so well and she bleeds so beautifully

there's a really cute bit in one of the videos where my sweet beloved @bvtchboots.bsky.social prints a lil rectangle on my thigh with the Lettuce tenderizer:):) 🩶🖤🩶🖤

I love her so much

I have shiny arms now:) 🩶🖤🩶🖤

my girlfriend's hips kinda make me feel light-headed

I will never clean my mirrors>:) 🩶

Oof

not just the curtain rods taped together:):) 🩶🖤🩶🖤🩶

Plot twist, dear readers; it was *me* who hit *her* with the curtain rods taped together

My Femme Creature is the most beautiful woman on the planet and I'm so neurotically-obsessed that I would kill a thousand large men for her; not even in a life-or-death situation, even just if it would make her happy and say "woah, neat" in the way that she does. I am so cooked.

4-Mettuce-Mettuce-Cettuce and Lettamine is a miracle drug (I love my Femme @lettuces.bsky.social desperately and how much of a pervert she's become)

sometimes it's your friend's birthday drinks so you offer to host a "mild" afters at your place and you're up until 5am doing stimulants and having gay sex and then you wake up at 8:30 and you still go to the gym because it's leg day and you're the penguin running towards the mountai--

Hey can I like, borrow £20 from anyone

I have accidentally ended up with Zero Money for the next couple of days and I'm definitely not stressed about it at all

smokescented kisses; carcinogen residue lingering on lips

It drives me insane how gorgeous she is 🥺🖤

Worked up a good sweat at the gym today

Incredibly excited about the new Këkht Aräkh album; the preview tracks are sounding really promising, and look at this cutie!

desperately trying to figure out if i can financially justify buying these vintage Lewis biker boots and reproduction twill motor troop breeches

I love my girlfriend so much, and I love that we live close enough together that it can be 90 minutes before I'm due to have someone over and she still has time to come here for a quickie when she's horny 🥰

🥰🥰🥰

ok 🩶🖤🩶

god i used to be a dweeb who played tabletop RPGs and got bullied by the kids who played rugby, what's happening to me

the fit tonight

Male Entitlement! At The Castle Climbing Centre Gym

Seething with rage that one stupid, nasty, fucking pointless message has plunged me back into worse levels of intense autistic burnout than I can remember. I burned through most of my money for the month because I couldn't figure out how to feed myself, and I've been utterly dysfunctional all week.

really enjoying C#G#C#fG#C# tuning atm

You can only pick one

btw i got a haircut

I love her so much:) 🩶🩶🩶🩶

Two years to the day that I fell hopelessly in love with this weird Femme Creature at first sight 🥹🖤

Was having a pretty bad trauma time trying to sleep on Christmas night but had access to a weighted blanket; had a full-on somatic experience just breathing through the feelings, did a little cry and got full-body muscle tics like nothing else I've had before. I think I need my own weighted blanket.

4-MMC stands for 4-Many-Many-Consequences

God, I really dislike accidentally stumbling in on what she's doing and saying these days

Being reminded of when I used to have a buzz cut and it increased the likelihood of me being confused for a tboy by around 300%

Might fuck around an order £180's worth of cast iron direct from the US of A when I get paid

i fucked a beautiful Femme in my bed so hard last night that my dick is a little bit swollen today, as is my Leatherpresidential Duty™

if alexander skarsgard or harry melling make a surprise appearance at the leathermen/leatherdyke screening of Pillion tonight then I'm inviting them to the blood orgy afterparty

it's times like these that i lament the non-existence of grindr for dykes

Oh my god, dextroamphetamine works SO much better for me than ritalin, it's been so fucking long

...Seems like I'm getting horny about paramedic uniforms. Huh.

Cowgirl Sexbang was phenomenal and emotional. The afters were the perfect way to touch back down from it.

Had some sales last night, getting real close to my first payout!!! #HintHint

nothing else hits like the very small sleepytime dose of GBL after staying up until 2am recording and editing videos of yourself in a series of different leather outfits talking about how cruising works. just another day in the leather sex pervert community organiser factory

rewatching Reefer Madness (2005) and remembering the song where the weed turns Kristen Bell into a horny dominatrix and brands "S" and "M" onto a guy's left and right buttcheeks and obviously feeling very normal about it

sending off my sweet Femme who I will not see until she gets back from Bangkok in mid-December, feeling forlorn, and a friend messages me asking if i want to go join her at the hotel her client paid for to do coke in the hot tub balcony, strongly considering