I was on final approach once when a big spider crawled out of the attitude indicator (artificial horizon). Just had to... land the airplane like that

What's a good computer

computer broke :(

I have a legitimate reason to use Comic Sans in a work presentation. I've also included some Zalgo text for maximum 2010s niche content

There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes

I'd better get my editor's color theme exactly right before I start this code review I don't want to do

Guy turns on his left turn signal and changes lanes to the right. tbh I respect the chaotic spirit

Why didn't anyone tell me about Dozer

I think I figured out what I'm looking for: something that will make me feel 30 again

Making my cat the identified patient

Fuck yeah, New York. This one time, and one time only, I will hand it to you

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Someone else's password, I later discovered, was "computer". This person was in executive leadership

Decades ago I worked in IT and I would run a password cracker on our user database as a sort of pen test. It would always say "running" and then quit, which I took to mean it was running and then didn't find anything it could decrypt. Took me months to realize someone's password was just "running"

You can dance to the new Parcels album in your living room if you want to. No one can stop you

Congratulations to me for surviving a sales pitch

Took me three tries to get that post right

Great sign when I click the blog link on a software company's site and it goes to https:/​/blog

"I'll just do this simple thing before bed." 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚁

Area woman already listening to The Nutcracker

oh fuck oh god oh fuck

At that point in this project where, as I once heard an essayist say, I'm starting to believe my own bullshit

When I was little my dad told me that clouds at night are like a blanket

turns out the earth’s magnetic north pole is a magnetic south pole. so that’s fucking stupid.

HALP: Hungry Angry Lonely Pants

Only a week and two days until I meet the Aunty Donna boys. Still haven't figured out what you even do at a meet-and-greet

Happy Monday, folks! A reminder that I am still looking for work. I'm a marketing & communications leader with 14 years in games under my belt, an empathetic people manager, and strategic planner. Also open to consulting or contract work! ✨🎮👩‍💻👾

If you write Python and haven't tried uv yet, do - it's life-changing docs.astral.sh/uv/

Clicking the bell in my email program to see a separate notifications tab with things that aren't email so I can read a comment left in the chat feature built into a presentation which is separate from the chat program we use by the same company

Not making this up: Tim Curry, the guy who plays the doctor in The Hunt for Red October

I need to get into watching soccer. How do I do that

I'm sponsoring the Everyone Please Be Quiet Act of two thousand shut the fuck up

Found out boy raccoons hang out in groups of four. Dudes are starting garage bands

they really kinda nailed it when they named the blimp

As a consolation to our Canadian friends, Los Angeles will now embark on one of our greatest traditions: burning down the entire city with illegal fireworks

BASEBALL

baseball is life. but baseball is also death

Fuck it. Play eight games

fucking hell

a game-tying home run in the top of the 9th. BASEBALL, BABY

jesus christ. this is going to be another 20 innings isn't it

This is the ideal game for me because no matter who wins, I get to be annoying about it

Halloween, baseball, knitwear, and soon a full moon - truly it is the time of that one McSweeney's article

I love the hyper-specific stats baseball announcers trot out. Things like if the next pitch is a strike, it'll be the first time in 17 years that a relief pitcher has struck out a batter with a handlebar mustache during a waxing gibbous moon

Honestly Canada winning the World Series this year of all years is the best possible outcome

Wait, we're in game 7? Ok this is getting exciting

I'm in my wool poncho and clogs era. I'm hygge-maxing

sigh. maybe my next one will be cool

There are four things you should leave to specific nerds and never try to build yourself: - cryptography - databases - caching - the thing you think isn't one of the above but it is