Fellas, is it sapphic to find love?

desperately wish to be Assigned Gender At Bird

thinking of how to annoy my wife. what if i subscribe to mark hamil bluesky notifications and direct message all of his political posts to her for one week. do you think she would leave me

if ur gonna accidentally forward me an email chain of urself shit-talking me could u at least make it a little more juicy please?? i would've printed it out and framed it on my wall if only u had called me a stupid bitch too ✊😔

reddit is where i go to see posts that make me sigh and say "yea i knew a lot of ppl thought this and would hop on to agree but whatever" bsky is where i go to see posts that make me say "holy fuck people think this??? and other people AGREE??? YOU ALL JUST POST THIS ONLINE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE???"

true patrorits lend me your ears ! break open a glow stick and drink it !! that is the liquid of immortality!

good morning bluesky. what did you dream about last night

guys PLEASE protect your puppygirls tonight they are sensitive to loud noises! an easy way to do this is to fuck your puppygirl hard until her ears pop and she gets lightheaded and everything goes quiet

girl who eats a mountain dew flavored gummy worm during the sex break (you know damn well this post is about her and not me lmao)

every time a bell rings a puppygirl gets her collar

yesterday we met a cishet #ally who was noticeably anxious to be around a trans woman. i mentioned having a hysto early in the convo and later we were talking about dogs. she said to me "you don't have to worry about this anymore but my dog has eaten two of my tampons" (1/3)

i would laugh but i’ve heard the way addition talks about your ass and i cannot recognize your post as true

CHIITAN NOOO

dip your foot in yogurt call that toe-gurt

as we prepare for sex this evening please take a moment to honor these ancestral grounds by acknowledging the original inhabitants of this land,

is it cultural appropriation if i frot my girl with a strap-on

hot trans girl nudes call that food for frot

her booty like bir tawil the way it's hot as fuck

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

can't stop thinking about this post. it's the most perfectly annoying amount of money to spend bc it so easily stacks to kick your fucking ass

ducks chewin' on @jade.is.vgay.fyi

i wish i were someone's hater. whenever they'd post i'd brew up some copypasta haterade to sip on while the crowd jeers. raaah raaaaah they'd say. alas, i am too full of love.

jade (who is asleep) suddenly sat up in bed and said loudly and clearly "true. true. true. so true." and i asked "are you awake?" and she said "yes." and i said "okay so what are you saying true about" and she said "hehehe" and went back to sleep.

ideas for hollywood films à la backrooms: - i also choose this guy's dead wife - family poop knife - chivegate - dick eater leech - goth hatsune miku - that one time a dude rick rolled rick astley himself that'll be $10mil dollars

watching your partner do their job is so hot. like they get into Job Mode and say things you've never heard before. take me now

cute date idea: toaster bath

"ah i see she corrected my screw holes" -jade @jade.is.vgay.fyi "the rock" johnson

there was some interest, so if you would like a sticker they are $5 each! please email a screenshot of your completed cashapp/venmo to [email protected] with your mailing address! I will be mailing them out in July. CA & V are both bunnym0mmy

every time someone new follows me i have to ask jade "who is (name)" and we roll open a tattered sheet of papyrus and map u onto it like a star in the vast galaxies of tgirl bsky drama

she's a sexy-legged dog whisperer in case u were wondering

found a little buddy and brought her to a nice flower shrub, but why are her wings so mangled? :( #invertebrate

Kinda love this for us

*putting my hand on her shower handle* please stop... for me...?

listening to women? oh you mean my number one special interest??

ur literally in my bed rn wym

Emilia and Bingus™ Issue One, featuring @emilia.beer and @bingus.ough.club

[me, who has short hair, pulling long human head hairs out of my own ass crack.] get a beautiful girlfriend they said. it'll be fun they said.

(my gf goes home) (the camera immediately pans onto my face while sarah mclaughlin plays) 🎶 in the aaaaaaarms of an angel......

I think about this Tweet a lot.

jade keeps trying to stick silverware in toasters. this woman is going to give me an aneurysm

why is it always manhandled and never womanhandled?? i wish to be roughed up by a beautiful woman. the english language continues to oppress me

my feed has been showing me more and more incomprehensible shitposts from cute girls lately and truly that's what i'm here for

hell yea

good news: I have an 8 inch cock bad news: they put it in the wrong way so it’s wide instead of long

i don't think you trust in my self-righteous suicide i cry when halo 3 coke and FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES