me today and well,, every single day of my life, really

i love talking with my best friend katherine tightpussy. she is so nice to me, a trans man,

She’s so crazzzzzzzy! Take the shot

any astronomers know how to auto-fit a spectrum?

fuck i just discovered that i messed something up with our upcoming telescope time that I cannot change

throwing future archaeologists for a loop by describing a file within a FITS file within my computer as "probably the droid we're looking for" in my physical lab notebook

i just tried to refer to a baby as a “baby baby” as if there’s an adult baby i was contrasting it with

a God of War TV series should have RRR-esque action I think but its amazon so it wont

Breaking up and then immediately ordering an ‘I Am Healing’ shot

didn’t wear makeup and they thought my name was Jay

oomps (one of my para socials)

Here is a hastily recorded version of my song "I Hate You All" with AUTHENTIC poor quality audio. Come check out the show on March 5, 2026!

"I'm a pretty quick study" - Me, a man celebrating 43 years of squirting a little mustard water on his bread

it's not the issue of this story, but it is a transparent example of how the "cars are freedom" narrative is a complete farce. when the state controls your movement and can immobilize you on a whim, you are not free. car dependency is an arm of fascism for the car *IS* fascism and must be abolished.

I like the new bird

Like many other changes of the Trump admin, this will expand fucked up things already done to non-white populations to larger parts of the population. The Navajo nation has been dealing with uranium contaminated water from mining for decades with the fed not even doing the bare minimum to address it

Type beat

tabula rasa

Purchased 80TB of hard drives at 2am

how many keys do u keep on ur lesbian carabiner clip because i have uhhh 10 plus an oklahoma tag and a pepper spray

i just realized soyface is mimeface

ive only had pombon for five minutes but if anything happens to him ill kill everyone in the room and then myself

does anyone know any good meals to add into my regular rotation

With the DoD/Anthropic news this week, I can't help but think of my dad, who quit his first programming job back in the '80s, because his employer asked him to write software for weapons systems. I hope the current generation of engineers will have that same spine.

This is why they don't let babies into mission control. Otherwise it would be wall-to-wall babies

This is what NASA's Houston mission control center looks like to an 8-week old baby

Asimov's Fourth Law of Robotics: Have fun!

basically im pregamnt

I'm really curious what kind of drone the laser system in TX took down. It looks bad enough already, but it's much worse if it was flying at any real altitude

Taking a sledgehammer to my garage floor like John Wick, finally revealing a locked chest which I open to reveal one hundred Hot Wheels cars

tabula rasa

do u think ordering a blahaj puts u on a govt watchlist? good night! :3

1-2

reciting all 5 digits of pi flawlessly

do u think u can ask for like a pretty subtle breast implant like

the police department for the 2nd biggest city in kansas announced it won't be enforcing the law that revoked trans people's driver's licenses today bc it would be ridiculous to enforce lol!!!!!!!!!

gwuh i need boobs

Now kiss...

what should i actually put on this fr tho

[glares indigenously]

Goat (2026)

i want a version of this but with the lesbian flag colors and a ⚢ necklace instead of a ♱ necklace

VOTE NOW

ratio

calling the players in his fantasy league his blorbos

dropping my balls off at daycare for balls. bye

guy who does petplay but as a pet rock

"Diarrhea 9/11. Sorry, those are my two favorite events." - MJ