what happens if you get bottom surgery and don’t pay for it? what are they gonna do, put it back?

my beloved

attention deficit hyperactive pussy disorder

what linux distribution is everybody rocking

mmmm tofu

@jtp.bsky.social are you proud of me now?

millennials have done too much therapy and not enough crimes

microsoft and suck my macro shaft

ye though i walk through the valley of the shadow the hedgehog

posting tits at one like

posting hot at one million likes

you can trust people on the line with your full name and address

thinking about corn

corn

it’s actually perfectly fine to say bad things about yourself if they’re true

send me your gay shit

you post face one time and all the mystery is gone from your account

HELLLLOOOO

made my girl eggs for breakfast so i can get up in her eggs for dinner

i saw a very cute raccoon on my way home from the store today. didn’t get a picture

i’m hungry

Launching one of these at the data center

if you grow your bush enough there’s no telling what’s underneath

GOOD MORNING

i’ve always said the cock looks best when soft

you all know me and my classic catchphrase “can i see your boobies?”

does anybody want to see my kitty

i don’t trust people when their house is too clean

i’ve always wanted to ejaculate prematurely

i would give literally anything to be built like her

she’s my inspiration

cum fast and die hard

yeah i’m poly. poly taking a shit while i’m posting

i got rid of my tonsils so i can smoke better

they should let monkeys trans gender i know they want to

switched to extended release adderall. this is a game changer.

has anyone ever in an interview actually been asked to explain a gap in your resume??

who up at work

porn for women

getting eunuchized

do they do facial feminization in reverse i want more bones

i’m gonna send a text message

microshaft winblows

getting ghosted by a friend is a hundred percent worse than being ghosted by a date

my pussy itches

had a doctors appt yesterday. soon as i went in they weighed me which is deeply insulting and by the way, unfair. weigh in middle of the day with all my clothes on?? not cool. then they have the audacity to put bmi on my chart in big letters telling me im overweight

one pull-up is actually super impressive when you’re fat

goooooooood morning

linux - pinux- pinex - penix- penis

as a white person you get to use the word one time, consequence free. when are you dropping it?