i clean his shit and he never once says thank you

i’m on here posting for no one at all

no such thing as morning wood

like this post and i will post something about you without specifying who and then i’ll tag you in it directly because i want you to know how i feel

meat

good morning

somehow the camera always adds ten pounds but removes an inch

white woman drinking a bottle of wine and watching the west wing on the train

i’m on the train

well fuck you too

narcism more like

i asked my girlfriend if she wanted to eat a hot dog lady and the tramp style and she does not seem interested

good morning does anybody in the dc area want to hang out this weekend?

love me a bread with seeds in it

for sale: BBL bed, never used

random pronoun generator

when ur a baby you just wake up one day with no foreskin

i was thinking about buying a mac mini but i just found out they’re all gone

where the lovely ladies at

im online im posting who is with me

something very lesbian about this app but i can’t put my finger on what yet

i like how the phantom menace opens with obi wan and the other guy being pinkertons sent by the government to strong arm a trade deal against the unions

i switched from emby to jellyfin years back when emby closed up and jellyfin was forked off and today i installed emby to see how its going and it is so much better the difference in performance is ridiculous

criterion is releasing a 4k disc of the funniest movie ever made

got a haircut

hey guys you’d tell me if i was millennial right?

ignore the coffee stain on my shirt my arms are looking insane today

okay what’s the etiquette on telling oomf her fit is atrocious

ignore the coffee stain on my shirt my arms are looking insane today

the correct way to choose a linux distribution is to go off the logo

im actually bisexual i just never date men because that would require talking to them

hey guys what’s up i’m 27 years old and i’ve never drank coffee

i think windows 7 had a really ugly desktop

i voted yes for rigging the election :3

HOW DOES CATDOG CUM!!!!!!

lao gan ma for dinner tonight

bluesky being down all day must be why i missed all those dms from all my friends they should be coming in any minute now

i’ve always found the show scrubs so fascinating because it seems like it’s doing a lot right at as sitcom and then it just completely forgets to be funny

i’m not falling for all that propaganda that nurses are all evil

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

i knew i was meant to be a philosopher ever since i noticed my body looks exactly like those ancient greek statues in museums

guys there’s nothing wrong with being a virgin

yeah so my cat has been getting really into chin scratches lately

i’m just a little kitty who needs her coffee

babe i really don’t feel like firebombing a walmart today i think im just gonna vote instead

eating beans for breakfast

how to get all of the hairs off of your face

ladies.. ladies.. there’s not nearly enough of me to go around

you actually can put cotton swabs in your ears if you’re good at it

girlfriend who cooks you dinner