seeing if i can’t crack the code on this jock itch

getting crunk with bad ass women

don’t ever fucking threaten me

some annoying ass dude from san francisco: BORNNN ON THE BAYOU 🤠

showers are for women and gays

buy a kombucha for my millennial ass

white men: take responsibility for your shit

hit me with that alex peter shit that alex peter grift (yuh)

men, you are not entitled to the attention of women.

i’d follow tom hanks into battle

yo megyn 😂

fav my shit

loving that under the fingernail smell tonight

epstein didn’t respect women bruh

gay ass homosexual

no one ever calls my gay homies the f. never.

chill stancil 🤙

gravity heads dumb as fuck trying to explain why you don’t vomit when hanging upside down

r/roastme *the most gorgeous woman you have ever seen* top reply: you stupid fucking whore

god really did give men the shaft

literal liquid coming out of my ass

even the 6-3 roberts court didn’t want to fuck with the gays. let it be a lesson

don’t wipe your ball grease on me

sick of toxic straights. get your shit together

“Hypno-Puss, the deceitful cat”

tone policing several LG appliances

you’re like if a Rickenbacker was a personality

judge just forced me to sell my Ibanez collection to pay for alimony 🙄

i’m that bitch

S&P 5 Million bitch.

who’s the most iconic straight other than joe rogan

name a single dank woman

hell yeah i have enough after child support to buy a new Ibanez

wonder if lolo is still out there somewhere with that big chin

i urinate once per annum

men love biomes

gay ass 😂

sick of cornhole ass shit

gay vegans? like pick a struggle bro 😂

i wipe my ass with my finger

i’m conjuring up a fake beef with you right now

god really did give men the shaft

straight people are so disgusting

I’m Dan Piss

my name is david cornhole

my the space shuttle asshole Challenger 🤝 O Ring not up to the task

sick bro

farner ass chudler

i be that irate fucker