PuffyApple, you have been served.

Squeezing her labia like a needoh cube

tentative tinkle top bidet users when a real bussy blaster bottom bidet comes at them

a brappe with extra cream pls #buttmucusmogging

need that brap with some extra cream #buttmucusmogging

Why does he have a special little cup for his special little blueberries

lol that was funny, good joke babe *jorks your penits a little*

Morrowind players be like, okay here is a google sheet explaining and ranking all skills and weapons. IF YOU DO NOT TALK TO GZAH’HBOTH BEFORE THE SKOOMA QUEST THE OTHER ONE NOT THE ONE YOURE THINKING THE GAME WILL BE SOFTLOCKRD UNLESS YOU EDIT THE .INI FILE EVERY TIME YOI GO THROUGH A DOOR

was wondering why i felt so weird this morning and then realized i forgot my shot AND my prog last night. incredible work.

god bless china

ratio

im like if chiblee was a trans guy

tummy mildly upset its over and i must die

this guy seems annoying as fuxk

strokin my po boy

Smams who discovers a knuckle sandwich

we're gonna win

despair and hopelessness? nah. im on that righteous fury and warpath shit. you gotta turn the negative feelings into action.

funny that all the people responding to this are all people who- [head gets exploded by a anti-materiel rifle]

OH YES I CAN FEEL THE VYVANSE AND CAFFEINE METABOLIZING LETS GOOOOOOOO MY BRAIN IS [windows startup sound]

im 75% of the way to escaping lowbie status so that me and my wife dont have a problematic follower gap

sorry your honor i didn't mean to "scare the hoes" when i "said religious fasts are good practice for the camps" its just hard to have any humor other than gallows humor nowadays. coincidence? oh well hopefully my neck breaks quickly

alternatively, where the werebitches at?

white the where bitches at?

i am awake at this ungodly hour woe is me

guy who gets really mad about charlie kirk being given the same memorialization as president george h. w. bush

i like my johns the loooooooooong way

do these mahjong long johns make my john look long like johnny long john's john

her banana p-phone is winging ☆⌒ヽ(*"､^*)chu wet me answer. bewwo-.- oh m-my〜☆ thats quite a big banana.. ☆⌒ヽ(*"､^*)chu

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Audobon freak: "You thought you saw a sparrow? You fucking buffoon, that was an eastern brown nosed tiddy-bobbler. Can't you tell the fucking difference?" The birds in question:

i wonder why there were 10 armed floridians in a speedboat off the coast of cuba... one of life's great mysteries, no doubt

one of the first things im gonna do when i get to chicago is hug my wife for a while and cry

im thinking of a. making myself a chicago bears shrine in my office/den when i get my own place and b. creating a "bears quarterback wall of shame" made of one trading card for each quarterback that has played one (1) game for the bears since jim mcmahon got hurt

i wish someone would just tell me my art is bad and put me out of my misery

no one needs therapy like therapists

*chills voice* number 15: margaret thatchers grave

sexually ambiguous raiden got me ACTING UP

IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trans artist stabilizing after homelessness but yall know that. Maryland won't renew my car's registration because of a permanent emissions issue. Starting courier work, so I really need a new car, not expecting much but donations help. 🧵 ko-fi.com/shrikepublis... $Robinvbelle @shrikerobin venmo

im transitioning (from vyvanse to adderall XR)

cataloging and selling my dad's football trading cards is gonna drive me insane because im too autistic to just pick through them and then sell them as a big lot

Amelie? okay you are cooking... but Amelia? Whack. whatd that Earhart lady do anyway? get eaten by crabs, thats what.

dude my people are named after a people called the SICELS. its over.

yes. i did ACCIDENTLY end up picking the italian spelling of my name. but dont get it twisted. i am sicilian which is totally different.

lisdexamphetamine and caffeine are having a super hot 5-6 hour long sex scene in my brain right now

I have done it. I maxxed my looks. There is no farther to go. The jester goons have all submitted to my will, and even the framiest of frame moggers have ceded their frames to me. There is only one hurdle left... The touch of a woman.

you have no idea how hard it is not to treatler. im basically atlas.