my titties are plump this morning. good day ahead.

i also love penis

nancy reagan silly sideways sloppy toppy haunting [gone wrong] (charlie kirk is there)

She called me s*lly

she med on my bed till i [INCORRECT BUZZER] I bed her med till she [INCORRECT BUZZER] She beds me till my meds [INCORRECT BUZZER]

yeah my bed is a medbed. me-d her down bed

real fucking baseball right there

i love cocks!!!!

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nah bro im fucked up rn lmao

nvm this boley guy is hilarious lmao what a goofball

jordan rodgers dickriding this fuckaas kentucky qb talking about how good he is and then he gives up back to back defensive tds love to see it fuck every fraudger

fuck klantucky go cocks

what... is okay but we wanted to keep watching

THOUSANDS OF COWGIRLS STAMPEDING

under my regime the mississippi state cowbell will be banned

Alahomo imma right

and they say poetry is dead

the alamo is fake and gay

mre pizza got to be one of the most disgusting things i have ever tasted. every other menu i have had is better

he a IT professional but he a SYN-ACK

ar u trapped in 1780s france

im built like this if you even care youtu.be/S-wmvHXOie0?...

Full video since YouTube removed it

fellas, is it communism to be social?

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

I LOVE PUSSY

"blacks rule" is never really gone, it just comes back in new, stupider forms

when jaime harrison was rewarded for wasting campaign funds and losing with a shiny new job, i pretty much understood that the democrats are not a political party. its a loosely tied together multi level marketing scheme. the whole point is to keep the people at the top no-show employed

feed da pokemon

oh yeah. oh yeaaah. @freoncat.bsky.social my goat

new season of blowback is out if you need me im sorry im unavailable l

been seeing a lot of ICE ads on chicago sports broadcasts and i gotta say they are almost 1-for-1 space troopers recruitment ads just with no snap zooms

im always like WOAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA... you know what im saying?

America Used To Mean Something. Back before the WOKE, RADICAL LIBERAL SJWs took control... Men were men, women were women, and mutants were mutants. You could raid who you wanted, when you wanted. Things Need To Change. I'm LaShawndale Farquidius Pogchamp, and I approve this message.

a camel CAN pass through the eye of a needle. clearly god has not heard of the mcdonalds chicken nugget slurry machine

the rapture actually happened. it's just that none of us are worthy. welcome to the end times fuckers.

what is the charge? enjoying a succulent midnight grape?

new "do not come" just dropped!

just got my 14 distilled autism shot of the week, now i know how to assemble a train engine from scratch.... we are not the same.. .

Hi I'm Emilia I really like horse game and transformers and also beer is yummy yum JACKING BOX JACK THE BOX JAKC BOX??

Hi I'm hulk fucks car and I like computer and I like it so much I have so many tabs I'm so full of tabs and GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK RIGHT NOW

adderall

under my regime girls will be allotted portions of the day to work on their Silly Little Projects including Computer.

the liberals are going to do antifacism using andor quotes, and it is our solemn responsibility as online communards to only make fun of them in private.

wearing just a white tshirt now feels like nudity to me

americans need to be more religious... at the book of job!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣