asking for a to-go box while eating my last meal.

girl who is laying in bed being useless

my wife is turning me into an MREModer

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wives gone

watching youtube with my wife. yes wench! do my bidding! serve me up the next video on a silver platter!

tried to get a pic of my traps :3

people are so cool. i do alchemy to myself once a week and the shape of my body is completely different than it was before in a way that makes me feel like my body matches my soul. idk if that makes sense but idrc if it does atp

i want snuggle

god they are both so fucking hot oh my god. im getting boobmogged by both of my wives and i dont care. its so hot. they are so hot. they are so... . .

guys my wives’ penises might be too big

i just want to watch jerma and all my wives want is SEX

getting into a relationship with two tops as a bottom is like being a mouse and getting put into a cage with two snakes

my friend whitney and her dad, both disabled, have no AC and have been [not-]sleeping in 90°f / 32°c temperatures for weeks. i have her permission for this MA request for an AC unit + delivery; could arrive soon as tomorrow depending on when i could make the purchase. 0 / $325 cashapp: $sheevcool

that's give you, i'll pretty crazy

my wives have left me its over

the Calvary, minion style

my wife got hitted on the head

truly. imagine how it feels as an actual smalldickcel to see a largedickmogger be like “oh mine is so small 😢😢😢”

she hates me. she fucking hates me

i have ibs in the same way i have autism undiagnosed but incredibly likely

this is what she said when i showed her my tits for the first time

yeah 😈 you're our plaything. we're gonna *checks notes* cuddle and snuggle you. yeah bitch, we're gonna love and cherish you... and you can't do anything about it... fuck, i'm so evil... .

being a platner fan is incredibly deeply embarassing. showed your ass defending him then he tucks and runs anyway. lol. lmao. his fans all deserve the worst 👍

both of my wives went to get dinner its so joever fuck my femcel chungus emiliars life

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We goon to the gospel We honor his hole

The hundred years’ special military operation

waiting for her to get home from work. . . .. . ..

Trying to keep my asks low and keep me moving towards lasting solutions in reach: recovering ptsd trans girl escaping chronic homelessness soliciting ~50 for the next couple days for gas and food while i sleep off a pulled back muscle. ko-fi.com/talonborne $robinvbelle Seranabalfe on venmo

i think there is a marie kondo type effect that comes with packing your worldly possessions and i am enjoying it

i'd like to apologize for how annoying i am going to be about my wives until i get to touch them again. thank you for your understanding. no i will not stop.

so true

free use cherry

yes i am packing my stuff (nonessential) two months in advance. you do not understand how much i need to be out of here.

That one Nina Hartley and Kate McKinnon clip.

there's just something about wife that makes me ough

ask what happened crunch all the numbers doesnt make sense no

i just know the methstie posts are gonna be PEAK

wives.. .. . . . ough.

i woke up before either of them its over

getting a creampie from a drunk girl so you get drunk

This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves

Kinda been obsessed with this video lately