i pee in the air call that 1 inch of rain

so is the “no sex drive” thing on estrogen a lie. was i just not taking enough

remindme! 30 minutes

thats a friday night for me (minus the AI part) why is this one of the top stories on hacker news

im going to kill this cat he keeps putting weight right on my tit

tactical nukes benefit us all

I would absolutely go see the fuck out of this as a live performance. Folding table with a kitten, dry kibble, and contact mics on it would go so fuckin' hard while also being adorable Meower Electronics. Original IG link: www.instagram.com/p/DPEHpyQiDKB/

@sardine.meangirls.online L

I got put onto elk.zone, it's much better. Lets you log on with any instance

i predict a series of wonderful events will close out 2025

i think its my turn to say mastodon sucks

it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!

My last ban was for this

whats that one really bad adam sandler movie

if you ever catch me caring about sports just know that my body has been taken over by a hostile host and my consciousness is fighting to regain control

by the way i use the same password for all my bluesky accounts so if you find it you can have them all

buying all of the stuff for my house from webstaurantstore.com

who wants their follower count tracked in my database. who wants to give me data

do your part by never voting for Pete Buttigieg or Gavin Newsom 😌

:3

trying a new google search strategy

i need a candle that smells like a burning match

can i do a tiny bit more AI discourse. will they kill me for that

dumbfaggot won

frankenstein is a trans allegory

Average discord server experience

why does queen have a song about a naked bicycle race

... What?

taco bell lunch 👀 taco bell lunch today queen?? taco bell lunch 👀

why dont they do advertising like this anymore. why is the new advertising for tech products like “generate a video of you raping that girl you saw across the street”

explain your username i found a picture of hulk having sex with a car on my phone one day and it was funny enough that i changed my bluesky username to it

do i buy the $1900 herman miller

any good chairs

can someone tell me what it means if they liked and then unliked this post

what the fuck. genuinely what the fuck are they doing up there

D U M B E S T T H I N G A L W A Y S H A P P E N S

do you think if i give my bluesky handle to @transrights.northsky.social they'd just ban me right away

unselfconsciously cumming

Of questionable quality

a bunch of people at a google office somewhere furiously typing on computers trying to delete the video

This is my son btw

@badposter.lol did you post another list

never interrupt ur enemy while they're sucking u off

fuck mastodon.social/@hulkfuckscar

ATProto is fake. Network-wide takedowns for pointing out the CEO’s embarrassing behavior undermines the entire project. It’s fake shit for losers.

Yeah sorry the ceo is a shit head but I get to see a car fucked by hulk educate twink joker on what free use is