going out in public for the first time since Sunday :)

post-work Friday night Wegmans trip incoming

the clothes that are all piled up in my bedroom are just an art statement

somehow my iPhone’s smart charging algorithm got messed up and for the past week my phone isn’t fully charged when I wake up It’s supposed to stop at 80% to save battery life and then resume charging before I wake up but lately it’s been at 20% when I wake up even though it was plugged in all night

next week is October and I’m not feeling positively about that

I'm going to become the joker (candy bowl)

How do people just let their cats be outdoors unsupervised. Outside of all the wildlife they kill, how are you not constantly worried that your cat just won’t come home someday.

as a kid my mom wouldn’t let me play 007 on the N64 but would let me watch my dad play Medal of Honor. Where was the logic

thinking about the time as a child I playing an MMO on the family computer (Secret of the Solstice which doesn’t exist anymore btw) and my sister came into the room and asked why I was killing the same thing over and over again and I had to explain to her how grinding worked in MMOs

thinking about the time my mom almost took the sims 1 away from me as a child because I wrote down cheat codes to get rid of the blur when sims take off their clothes

getting flamed online for pointing out that a zipper merge exists and we don’t all need to wait at the back of the line in traffic

Palworld announcing a cozy farming game right after Nintendo announced their cozy pokemon farming game is hilarious to me

had a dream last night that I spent $450 on a plushie

I want to dip a burger into a bowl of broccoli and cheddar soup that sounds so good

TikTok support just told me to go fuck myself when I asked how to turn off their AI chatbot

I’ve been wearing glasses for at least 15 years now but sometimes I remember that they’re just sitting on my face constantly and I start to get annoyed

When she's about to know what video games i like

can we redo the supersize me documentary in 2025. i'll be the test subject. i'm even willing to do wendys or taco bell for the 30 days if we want to change things up.

has anyone checked in on the Australians in the past few hours are they good

I miss smoking weed. I smoked consistently for almost 10 years then all of a sudden this year it started making me sooo anxious every time and I had to stop. Lately I’ve been taking a puff here and there when I see my bf and it still makes me feel weird

my phone is plugged into my desk lamp and every letter I type makes the lamp flicker what is going on

watermelon sugar moonbeam ice cream Dubai chocolate Crumbl cookie lavender matcha seafood boil labubu

take me back to the Edward vs Jacob era those were simpler times

"what have u been up to" i don't know

i forgot how good it feels to win a fortnite match

they call them cured meats because they fix u

wtf is this

why tf is Pauline barefoot in DK Bananza. She has on a regular outfit but no shoes. Why.

why tf is my upstairs neighbor constantly walking around forcefully enough to rattle shit in my apartment like bro we all live in studios where are you walking and what are you doing

mirror mirror on the wall, are dogs allowed to play basketball?

one thing this website doesn’t have that twitter did have is Michael Jackson fans who keyword search his name to argue with anyone who says he’s a pedophile

once again trying to resist the urge to go get Taco Bell

a story in two parts

Nintendo is like the Apple of gaming I just paid $35 for a replacement AC adapter

why are OLED computer monitors still so expensive that shit has been out for years now

seeing the leaves change color and start to fall off the trees has me feeling some type of way and it's not pleasant

the cool thing about playing battlefield instead of COD is that when i have someone in my squad with a stupid ass username i can just kick them from the squad

my town has a 7Brew opening soon and they've been giving away free drinks for a few hours every day leading up to the grand opening and the way the general public is acting on their facebook page has me thankful i no longer work in coffee

some days i wonder why i bought this fuck ass console and today is one of those days

i should be playing DK Bananza because I need to beat that before Battlefield 6 and Pokemon Legends ZA come out and take over all my gaming time but instead I'm scrolling because I don't feel like setting up my switch

IT, IS TIME‼️

in my mind I bought popsicles at the grocery store today but they’re not in my freezer :( smh

why do dogs yearn to run into the road

ash’s apartment ASMR

my neighbor is standing directly outside of my window talking about Israel and I can’t hear exactly everything he’s said, but he did just say “and this is why you need to read your bible” I’m just trying to work bro please SYBAU

how the actual fuck are we already more than halfway through September

take me to Wuhu Island

new Mario decoration for my desk is so cozy

some people need to learn discernment because why are you following 10k+ accounts

I thought I was being strategic by doing my grocery shopping this morning instead of on the weekend like usual, but instead the store had ~20 college (?) aged people standing along the wall watching one singular cashier check everyone out. Idk what that was about I’m still confused